F3 HoH part 1: TaylorF3 HoH part 2: DevensF3 HoH part 3: TBDDay 83 of 87previously on /bb/: >>223429748
Fuck Dee
>letting the thread die before making a new thread
>>223441795Sorry, the old thread archived just as I clicked reply to post the new links
DEAD SEASON
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LEG
>Drew: “ I have a feeling, I'm gonna get a weird mean question from either Dee or Melody.”
>>223441887he really is vince 2.0
>>223441872Based smug PQ
>>223441872for some reason the mal drawing specifically reminds me of maple story
The finale should've been tonight. Get this shit over with and just give the buddy the dub
>>223441915Melody is more likely
>>223441915>melody: drew, bruh, what the fuck! why didnt you try to go down on me you fuck ass?
>>223442143>Dee hears this and votes Taylor
https://x.com/exclusivelypod/status/2103889139544232153Nah it was cause you got a check girl don't lie
>>223441872will they do ones for the jury
why does this general get triggered when a houseguest is diagnosed with autism?
>there are gangler fanshttps://x.com/starrypalettes/status/2103952965677846617
>>223442226who's been diagnosed with autism?
>>223442213>becca didn't even like her husband's post
>>223442250mallory
>>223442245when you scroll down and see what that person looks like
>>223442255I diagnosed her with cuteism
>>223442213THOG
>>223442213Pick a side Ashley
>4 more daysBRO
>>223442353Do you think she is having a good week?
>>223442382BUG BROTHER
>>223442385no... :(
They named the bird Willis, but Winston was a missed opportunity, so I'm naming the spider Winston
>>223442255Drew is on the spectrum
>>223442057drew probably cuts devens at F4 if it's only 3 dayshe didn't want to spend full week with dee and taylor
they got the phone for one last time
>>223442572Would be terrible to be stuck with 2 big ass women that make you food hoe doesn't he manage
>Devens still clueless on the comp and not studying He's 100% fucked
Devens is trying to calculate how many hours, minutes, and seconds they will have been in the house by the last day. A variation of that is usually the tiebreaker question for part 3. Was he told?
How many eps left and what will ve on thrm? Haven't they stopped doing clip shows? So wtf is on wednesday?
>>223442826maybe roundtable? or is that tonight?
>>223442826Recap episode tonight after the VMAs and the finale on Thursday is all that's left
Does anyone know the schedule for the rest of the season?
>>223442826today and finaleWednesday are survivor and TAR premiere
>>223442848are they both 8pm?
One of the survivors replied to my ig comment We basically fucking
>>223442917tonight's episode is after football and VMAs, 9:30 pm at the earliest
sexo con dianelys
Taylor
I dislike the vetties but it is stark how different the casting is for survivor vs bb, both devens and dee played hard and loved to play
>>223443063bb would be boring if it was all gamers gaming all the time. survivor is boring because none of the connections people make mean anything. the real casting change bb needs to make is replacing all spots reserved for the 4 elderly people each season and replacing them with hot young people. 4 elderly people on bb28 is insane and i expect that to be the norm going into the future. 3 elderly people on bb27 wasn't much better. production needs to stop pandering to fat girlboss genx catladies.
>>223442433Bug brother
>>223443063its just different types of people considering the lengths of both shows. its easy to take a couple weeks off vs 3 months potentially
>>2234428262 episodes lefttonight and thursdaytonight's might be delayed until late because of football
>>223443063the issue survivor players have on big brother, and both devens and dee suffered from it too is they struggle to adjust to the slower pace of gameplay and the need to mollify people for jury sentiment. they just assume they can flip flop between alliances with people they just blindsided. it's what did cirie in and would've done dee/devens in if not for the dpov and bribe. they had the same trajectory as cirie in 25 until then.
>>223442213ashley wants to fuck on drewski
>>223443212Nah, on BBCAN pretty much everyone is there to game and it's a vastly superior show. And they only play for 100k.
>Episode at 9:30Looks like I'll be watching it tomorrow
i just walked into my kitchen and the alexa was frozen on a big brother commercial and specifically drew. it’s a sign that the kid is gonna win!
In hindsight it's funny how few showmances happened despite this being like the most single cast ever. Not that the season needed it but you know Grod expected more pairings when casting
>>223443375LMAO nice bait
why is the finale 90 minutes when we had to sit through bullshit 2 hour episodes a bunch this season?
>>223443451losing Ashley first set the tone as we were all remarking how horny the cast of women were at the beginning
>>223442226Autism doesn't exist.
>>223443034Your reminder that it can always get better.
>>223442455winston <3
old timer season when?
>taylor fans are now calling all the people who liked drew's insta post a racistFINITO
Why is Jun such a cunt?
>>223441750For anyone thinking Angela would ever vote for that stank bitch Taylor over Drew think againhttps://x.com/89razorskate20/status/2096827945092272336
>>223444193engagement baiting for money
>>223443557Same with that yt boi Levi. Yash was based & all but he was also indian so the odds of him getting in a showmance was next to none unless they were brown
>>223444290ody would actually pull out for this guy
>>223441814vince detected
her parents really named her dialysis
>>223444444get
>>223444193>top comment
Taylor fans are calling you giga racist now for calling her a floater
>>223444432damn is /tv/ really that slow and dead?
taylor's fans are freaking out that ashley liked drew post and not taylors
>>223444440she’s a goat not a floater but can see why the unflushed turd connotation might be triggering
this is taylor’s quesadilla recipe.
>>223444491Ashley is reminding them that Taylor called her an IEP child
>>223444193disgusting child groomerjustice for jee
>>223444290who was he supposed to replace? i forget
>>223444558Yash was an alternate and took his spot after Levi got cold feet
>>223444573definitely for the best then
>>223444539Taylor fans on Twitter said that if you praise her quesadilla recipe like Drew and Devens did this morning you are literally calling her your house slave who cooks for you and you are a racist piece of shit.
>It's 3:12 PM. I have not seen Taylor once today. It's hard to tell if we've won or not. They're going to call Devens a child abuser again for this
>>223443034This that girl that got gangled?
i think devens is going to be pissed at drew telling him hoh3 is a crapshoot if he loses
I'm thinking of a former bb player whose name starts with L and we all love
levi was probably going to be either a vet cocksucker or a pretty boy that knows nothing that's going on like david girton from bb15
I will only watch this show again if they bring back the egg costume as made famous by ourguy Vince
>>223444617>IMMA COOK >are you sure? you don’t have to you know>IMMA COOK >ok well thank you, your food is very enjoyable >IMMA CLEAN TOO>are you sure? you don’t have to you know >IMMA CLEAN TOO >ok well thank you, it’s nice having someone clean up
>>223444695Yeah, we were all devastated when he got expelled
>>223444692that would still never make him vote for taylor. maybe if drew was next to barrett it could sway devens. but taylor? fat fucking chance
>>223444617twitter users sound machiavellian
>>223444695Lucker?
>>223444695
>>223444709what if he were a modern bb3 jason
devens is now studying the right waytaylor FINITAdrew FINITO
TAYLOR IS AWAKE
>>223444695we are getting that superpower anytime now, lawonbros...
Keep Portland weird
>>223444695lil leah!
>>223444796was he even a fan of the show? there wasn't any publicized press from him right?
>>223444943The reason we know about him is because he dropped out on the last possible day, which meant he was still in the cast materials given to the press under embargo before the cast is officially released. The same thing has happened before in some previous seasons.
>>223444695Lauren
LyricMalloryMelodyAshleyBarrettDrew
Who are we rocking with?
>>223444695loma <3
>>223445015i prefer gothren
>>223445015Obviously
IMMA B IN MUH POD
>drew loves a movie with 100+ nbombsbased
>>223445304she about to finna win this thing frfr
;_;https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790472302214911.mp4
its so clear that drew is in love with melody, it's going to be funny asf when he sees the video of melody rejecting him
>>223445578no he isn't kek
>>223445610you seriously don't think the way drew constantly talks about melody he isnt in love with her?
>>223445578>its so clear that drew is in love with melodynigga he's hyper aware he's on a tv show and is clearly playing up the showmance angle because he knows forever alone incels and femcels eat that shit up
>>223445622i don't. he's a 22 year old chad with a good future ahead of him and she's an almost 30 year old trailer park skank who works for tips. you think there's love there? how much romance bullshit do you consume?>>223445660also this
>>223445660>>223445673drew is too stupid to keep up the act, i think he's in love with melody from his actions and the way he talks about her
don't' forget he needs her vote
>>223445724if you were starving on a desert island with only triscuits to eat you’d love triscuits and be sad if they were taken away, doesn’t mean you’re going to want anything to do with triscuits once you’re off the island
i miss tiff
reminder, tonight's show is live* across all timezones: 9.30pm Eastern, 8.30pm Central, 7.30pm Mountain, 6.30pm Pacific but >> CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS << *not a live show, just airing concurrently everywhere, whatever that word is
so when's the episode tonight?
Are you guys ready for the 40 minute segment of Barrett trying to rape all the jury members
Drew is talking about all the goofy veto meetings they had that we never got to see. He paid homage to Brett in one of them.
>>223446075>implying he has to force angela
>>223446109if they arent going to show that stuff on the show anymore they should start putting them live on the feeds. its not hiding anything by not showing them and as we saw 10 years ago on bbott they can be done without production stopping them and making them do shit over for an episode segment they are never going to show anyway
Drew misses the old school nominations wheel
>>223446229ME TOOthe order of the keys used to be important
>>223446229we all do
>>223446229easily the most overhyped thing in bb
Drew misses Melody feet resting on him
>>223446325He didn't say that
Is dee still having fun?
>>223446543you just know
Ashley being a Drewther is based
>>223444695Link
>>223444695in b4 someone says this is julia
ashley has zero redeeming qualities and im not talking about bb28
>turn on tv waiting for big brother>it's the vmasall of the music is dogshit
>>223446853nice bouncy titties
>>223446853what about her tits
>>223446799T H I C K U M S
>>223446325
>>223446853I'd say winning big brother is a redeeming quality, morgan ;)
>>223446880when does this shit end?
>>223446756MMM! i love it
>>223446906i think 6:30?
>>223446886sex with ashley would be weird as fuck. like imagine her staring at you with those crazy blackhole eyes
>finale thursBROOOOOOOO
>>223446906hopefully in the next 30 mins
good music bros, how we feelin
>>223446903Got her
Drew and his sister had to wait for hours for Buzz to pick them up from school on Wednesdays because he never remembered school got out early for them that day.
>>223447215devens would have been on time with lunchables for the ride
josh and paul are basically famous now
>>223447298britney is the most famous hg and 99% of people don’t even know her name
HELL YEAH SWIFTIES WE UP
holy fuck what has taylor swift done to her face
>>223447371what you mean? she looks fine. just older now
>>223447371it all goes downhill when they get married
we eatin good tonight
>>223447401Pits
this song is about as good as this season
highest iq
>>223447419
i dont get it
we need t-swift on the bb celeb season
another 30 minutes of this
How long until the ep?
WHAT THE FUCK BB IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON I HAVE WORK TOMORROW
>>223447419>>223447470
>>223447437That sounds like blatant cheating
that suno commercial was kinda sick ngl
>>223447498
sunset time
big brother is canceled! see you next year!
Madonna looking HAG
HOLY FUCK MADONNA HIT THE WALL
>>223447555remember how he would wrap himself in saran wrap before he went to bed
get this whore off the stage i want my big brother
madonna completely wasted on stage
why am I watching this drugged up lady ramble
>laser up my ass all nightwhat did madona mean by this?
get this coked out hag off the stage
what happened to my ship bros
I sometimes forget this is what normgroids enjoy
>>223447595>Madonna sponsored by Bacardi then appears on screen
>>223447563this is the best she's looked in like 15 years, lol
>shirtlessgangler would approve the fit
>>223447555wtf it’s buzz campbell
>George Michael tributeHe died 10 years ago
>>223447616
>>223447624they don’t even watch this, they stopped watching this after miley cyrus
that first dude in the tribute straight up could not sing
Twitchin' with Drew as I wait for the episode
When's Buzz Campbell getting his VMA?
get on with the fucking show already! who are these goodwill george michael impersonators? they couldn't just get the real one?
would rather listen to ashley/mal karaoke
>>223447687Sombr is a nepobaby
>careless whisper>doesnt do the sexy sax man memewhat is even the point
FRANKIE GRANDE GOT FAT
>>223447745
it has never been more clear that mtv needs to die and stay dead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHERE'S THE EPISODE?!?!??
>>223447783but my ridiculousness!
>>223447795
>>223447616I can smell her from here
KEANU
who the hell is sienna spiro?
>>223447770OH MY GOD! IT'S ADAM LAMBERT!
HOLY SHIT ITS JEFF
Goddamn RIP Pac :(
spyro was a fun game but i wouldnt call it a new artist
>>223447930idk but shes no dee
PROBST
JEFFFF GIVE ME MY EPISODE YOU BITCH
SHOUT OUT JEFF PROBST
bruh, is this going for another hour?
rip episode
>>223447795Is this a Matt Foley tribute? This guy looks like he lives in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
>my son played and won. now, i want MY shot.buzz for bb
I like this performance, whatever it is
how long did football delay the episode??
Wtf is this
Willis is back tonight on the hunt
is jeff a manlet?
>>223447972trippy dance. i like it too
>30 mins ago
>>2234479915'10
they really want big brother fans to kill themselves
>>223447991he's king of the manlets (5'10)
based yung lean
>staying up late to watch a fucking clip showfuck me, I guess
>>223447934goddamn all of Austin's friends are dying young
>>223447934fucking heartbreaking news
>>223448030I actually enjoy the clip show
>>223448033>young bucks begging to be broken
i like the crying segment on the clip show
>>223448051didn't even know he was sick!
clip show is good for caps
snoop dogg and buzz will run the celebrity bb house
>>223447934there's speculation he might have an hero'd because he was so close to Butcher, either that or an OD. He was in perfect shape and wrestled last night so it's probably not anything medical-related
all this is telling me is our "upcoming stars" are xanax'ed brits who can barely sing. get on with ittt
TAYLOR SWIFT WON HOH
>>223448030It has the aftermath after eviction + start of part 1 HoH.
swifties we lideralee cant stop winning
SEX WITH TAYTAY
bring back that dude who was doing a slowthai impression
BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME
SHOUT OUT DOLLY
DREW IS FINITO
SHOUT OUT MAMA
*looks at chrome astronaut holding a flag*SHOUT MY NIGGA DOLLY
Girl in crowd looked like Lauren
Love one another
>taylor swift is nominating drewit's so over...
>>223448172this one?
LOVEONEANOTHER
>playing nirvana at the endkek
I accidentally cooked and cleaned for 3 hours and just got back right now
>>223448182Yeah
drew basically said he doesn't know if it would work with melody because she's a drunk rave girl
JULIE LOOKIN GOOD
IT'S TIME
THE KID
jesus christ why do i watch this gay shit
drew will be the sole survivor in 2028 cap me
>Taylor wins VMAs>Taylor wins the season
CLIP SHOW ENJOYERSOUR TIME IS NOW
>all the people who haven't switched the channel and are now watching big brother
here we are now, entertain us
are we finally getting the poopbro edit this late into the season or will poop season be ignored?
at least dee won't win and another black woman might
BIG MAL AIRLINES SEGMENT
JURY SEGMENT
MELODY IN THE JURY HOUSE YALLLLLL
MAL PALS LET'S GO
aahhhh i see why drew lost part 1 all leg
>>223448229All the boomers turning on CBS for local news at 11/10 will get Big Brother instead
DONT TOUCH ME MELODY DONT TOUCH MEEE
MASTERMIND DREW
>>223448263rigged against the kid
im only watching to see angela get ragebaited by melody
>>223447934Wednesday is going to be brutal. RIP the BASTARD.
>>223448264his bow legged toe walking gait meant he was fucked for that comp even without an injury
BUCKETLISTBROS EATING GOOD TONIGHT
>sudden taylor winner edit after jury roundtablekek grodner know drew is finito
kek at taylor not realizing she wouldve been taken to f2
the whistled aint blowed yet yall
devens afp segment
OMFG STFU DEVENS
Oh no he has a family give him 750k
CRINGEKINO TIME
taylor tsr
you play reality tv games for a living why not just get a job instead
I miss when the house was full of people :(
PUT A SHIRT ON N-BOMB!
i forgot how much i hate these episodes anyways
nobody owns this many pairs of black tanks and jortsindustry plant ahh day
DEE FEET
BASED DEE
sexo
Lotta hot pants this ep
ashley spotted
devens winners edit highlight reel
RICK IS RUNNING THE HOUSE
>I had NO idea Dee would be herenobody believes this
Devens deserves the win he was the only one here actually playing the game
production has aggressively been pushing devens for afp since day 1 it's going to be so pathetic if he loses it
right? what kind of idiot wouldn't get rid of devens when they had the chance
JUST WIN YOTHAS IT
hey devens just practice your f2 speech in the dr for us thanks
>>223448424go back becca
>>223448424he wasn’t the only one playing but he was easily the best vet playing
>>223448484the bar wasnt high
Do all of them get a winner edit segment or
None of this will matter since Devens doesn't even know what the final comp is and isn't studying, unlike Taylor
>>223448246silence anti me puta
all this for him to get evicted by taylor would be funny asf
I’M JUST YASH
YASH AFP SEGMENT
>>223448499Taylor doesn't know what the final comp is either, but she's closer
>You better learn how to cook if you want marriage, jezebelBook Of Yash 14:4
Ava is still hot even after chewing with her mouth open and having hairy armpits
THAS IT YO
>>223448495that’s fair
yash making a late push for 3rd place afp
yash is nonsensefag
BIG MAL AFP SEGMENT
MALLORY!!!
Mallory weirdo autist edit
>retard yash segmentletsgoooooooooo
big mal mile high club
LET'S GO
jaden smith
big mal airlines <3
how many pipes has she queened on since eviction
why didn’t julie participate in the vmas?
Is it just the "hey remember this" episode
>>223448586sex
so they do give them drugs?
holy shit drew looks so much younger just a couple months ago
drew looked so young then
angelas deep titty cleavage shown
>>223448611drew... had a hard life
Devens>in the power position/dominant alliance all season, made big movesDrew>played the middle all season, made subtle movesTaylor>in the weak position and barely played all season, made no movesbbkino
>>223448586TIGHT
>>223448520At least she's studying at all
so they're just giving drew the bb25 matt tard edit? not even mentioning that he wants to cut devens and sit next to taylor?
i don't even care anymore
drew confirmed retard who just won comps when he had to
>>223448597Not really.It's a lot of never before seen clips plus the contestants giving a run down on their game
>>223448672they’re only never before seen clips if you don’t watch feeds
literally everything went according to drew's gameplan
>>223448597most of it is, plust behind the scenes that didn't make the cut, plus a jury segment, then the start of part 1 or all of it
LMAO morgan and vince are still arguing in circles on feeds
BUG BROTHER SEGMENT
BUG BROTHER
thog :)
CHUK
unironically thogs only good moment
>thog segmentLETS GO
bug kino
>grasshopper
Bubbly and outgoing!
haley getting rekt segment
based thog
AFV
>>223448697We'll never get a schizo queen quite like Morgan again
>instant soul tiewhat did they have in common?
OH LAWWWWD
>my silence was a strategytheres the line rhapists will use
production telling contestants about the rough week meme online?
>she has nothing to her game
chuck dont trust women
omg taylor is literally black dr willjury should be ashamed if she doesn't win 7-0
>>223448796no, that was just something thog said every day every week in the house
if you arent making $750k in a lifetime of teaching then wtf are you doing
going to be a flop speech off if taylor/drew
>my silence was a strategythere's the title
taylor needs it the most
>>223448674lauren
>>223448844ashley should have stayed
me being useless as fuck was my strategy
>>223448847
Bluesky is freaking out about a possible Devens wins scenario so now I hope he does.
taylor's dr voice is the worst
dee should still be here instead of taylor she doesnt deserve to go this far and is only here because she is a black kween they were afraid of voting off cuz optics
>I didn't play the game, that's why I should winalright
>>223448866Drew beating Taylor would make them mald though
doing nothing all season and being black in f2 is the meta
>>223448892
>>223448890yeah a vince/ashley reversal scenario one year later would be kino
>I hope it's DrewANGELA HATES DREWHE DOESNT HAVE THE VOTES
>>223448877>opticsnah she had the generic coaster game until F5 where if they aren't out the first two weeks rivalries and big game moves mean no one wants to waste a week on them after, then they become a goat to take to the end. her winning comps right at the end is the only wrench in it all
GANGLER WON
BRUH
Survivorbros the tribe has spoken on my favorite casino app
>nobody cares when melody shows up shocking
BRO
>>223448830that’s like 15 years after taxes
taylor's game sisters??
telling a jury that believes you're a useless coaster that you were totally doing that on purpose is going to flop so bad. that just confirms their priors
kek angela is not voting taylor
>>223448949Drew wins 4-3 kek
>>223448674was lauren ever bored in the house?
Melody got gagged by an 80 year old mammy lmao
Melody getting KWAB'd
>there were people thinking angela would vote for taylor to winHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
>>223448963she’s definitely not voting taylor lol
>I’ve never played this game before and I made it further than youclocked
LALA IS ICONIC SIS
This jury is not voting Taylor
melody butthurt
the hags are cunts but not a single lie detected in that melody KWABBING
>SHUT UP N*****R!!!whoa
hermanos gangleros nosotros le ganglamos melody
Angela chimping out
angela is voting taylor
I SAW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE POOL
GOOD JOB BACKING UP YOUR GIRL FAGGETT
>melody fighting with her future self
melody getting bullied by the hags kek
>all the flops fighting over who flopped hardernow this is jury!
Imagine arguing with yourself from the future
never thought i would agree with yash
Barrett didn't care about the argument, he just wanted to get handsy
angela and lala are miserable hags
oh this jury is definitely voting drew
gangler already trying to make his move
melody and angela are not voting together, drew finito
menopausal angela is so hot
Jealous hags logged once again
>>223448892always such a middle finger to the audience who thought one of the actual competitors would win>>223448919both things can be true given how she's been put on a pedestal by the xittertards>>223448973this segment is pissing me off but melody held her own just fine
3 retarded women who had no discernible game are screeching about strategy while the men wait for them to tire out
gangler's body language was definitely trying to get as many touches as he could and melody was turning away from him
>>223449057>drew finitodrew would have the vets and melody against taylor
>>223449095>>223449095>>223449095>>223449095
>>223449067>melody held her own just fineno she didn't, she melted down because they asked her what her strategy was
In a world where brown jurors vote logically, Drew would be 7-0 against Taylor
