>*crack*
>>223442072>men everywhere start getting violently raped
>>223442072I wish to be transported to a reality where ESLfags are boiled into soap
>black women and obese white men becomes the most common relationship in America and there are fetish parties where ebony queens run trains on bald dads
>>223442104no! no!!!
>>223442072I wish for all the niggers back to africa
>>223442072>I wish Nikki was a Black Cock Only cumslut that would suck and fuck any BBC and she'd personally invite me over so I could watchThere, problem solved
>you enter that reality, it still doesn't give you the type of gf you want, as you are seen as a lower quality less attractive male. Like how irl obese women don't get pursued very much, at least not by the more attractive men they would want
>>223442072I wish good movies still got made instead of this shit
>>223442217>Nothing changes, you still have one wish, and you get a snapchat video from Freaky Nikki of her getting gangbangedOkay, now what?
>>223442227>he doesn't know
>>223442265(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>223442072>your brain explodes
Done.>>223442072Ugly, fat women and trans people rape straight men, then accuse those men of rape and win the litigation sending innocent men to jail and getting a good share of their assets and savings. >>223442105The soap is then shipped for commercial use. You don´t know it but it is the brand you use and the pungent smell permanently replaces your own. >>223442210America starts a second civil war and loses. Black people establish their own country within those borders making all blue states a second Africa. You get to live in one of those as a slave. >>223442265All streaming services bankrupt at once and cinema, cable television and even Blockbuster return but you get five mandatory 2 minute adds every 10 minutes in all of them.
>>223442072What would happen if you wished "I want to become God" and then broke the Wish Willow?
>>223442631based
>>223442072>ESLLiteral jeet thread
>>223442105>everyone who makes an typographical error is an ESLNIGGER!IT'S "in to" YOU ESLNIGGER!
>>223442227gigantic cope
>>223442072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVAECI_HhGY
>>223442072i wish to look exactly like sydney sweeney!
>>223444504Sidney gets in a horrific car accident that leaves her disfiguredYour face remains unchanged
>>223444862it's not a monkey paw wish thoughbeit
