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If Batman's code is no killing then why does everyone fear him?
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He doesn't have a code against raping
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>>223443336
Lots and lots of gay bdsm anal rape
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>>223443336
Getting the shit beat out of you and getting sent to Arkham doesn't sound good.
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Because he will smash your head through a window and bounce your spine across a set of stairs before "peaceably" handing you over to the police.
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Batarangs really hurt, dude
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Cause he'll still fuck your shit up and dismantle your criminal empire. And just because he won't act as executioner doesn't mean he won't kill through collateral damage.
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>>223443336
>then why does everyone fear him?
because he looks like a bat
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There are fates worse than death. Would you rather get shot in the head and die instantly or get all your arms and legs broken and living in that state for the rest of your life?
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>>223443336
He can sue you
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>>223443336
>he thinks that killing is the only scary thing the good guys can do to you
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>>223443336
Because getting sent to life in jail in a wheelchair really fucking sucks
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Because you dont wanna end up in arkham, the guards do the raping there.
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>>223443336
Burton's Batman kills, though.
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>>223443508
and rapes
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>>223443365
>>223443383
>>223443492
>>223443546
Why are you so obsessed with raping?
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>>223443546
THAT WASN'T EASY TO GET OVER! AND DON'T THINK THAT I DIDN'T TRY!
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>>223443336
In death, your pain ends. If you get your collarbone shattered or dropped from a 3 story balcony in a way that leaves your legs completely busted, you'll have to live with that pain.
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>>223443508
The rule originated from religious devotion in the comics. Before TAS, Batman was a hardcore Christian.
It's mainly Paul Dini and Kevin Conroy who removed the religious angle and swapped it for some vague version of justice
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>>223443573
Because that's life. Every day, you either rape or you're the raped.
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Why aren't all the Batman villains just lobotomized? I'm sure Bruce wouldn't have any objections.
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>>223443628
Because they're trying to sell comics, a product, first and foremost, and they need to be able to re-use these villains later to keep nerds reading.
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>>223443336
because he's fucking crazy
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>>223443656
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>>223443652
That's not an in-universe explanation.
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>>223443628
The thing is most of Batman's villains are actually mentally ill so the big point here is detaining them and trying to rehabilitate them to prove a point and convince the vast majoritty of the masses that the system does work
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>>223443678
then show me ur bat nipples rn, mr. clooney
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It should also be said that Batman didn't announce his rule to the criminal underworld; we only know it because we are the audience. I bet most criminals don't know about it other than nemeses like teh jocker.
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>>223443967
Yeah but you're gay.
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>>223443573
Batman is just that kind of man
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>>223443336
Because he beats the ever living fuck out of you. We're talking a dozen fractures at least.
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>>223443336
Beatings and prison rape hurt, dude.
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he kills people in both Burton movies
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>>223444269
Only if you're a faggot. Shout out to OP.
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>>223443336
Rapeman
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Who has the coolest gadgets? Batman!
Who has the tricked out ride? Batman
Who sends villains to get raped by Arkham's guards? Batman?
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>>223444195
I imagine he's more creative than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgnDNQo3v8
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>>223444314
No that's this movie
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>>223443729
>We have to prove to the public that mentally ill murderers belong on the streets because... THEY JUST DO OKAY?!?!
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>>223444361
>Who sends villains to get raped by Arkham's guards? Batman?
Don't tell me he doesn't do the thing himself
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>>223444385
>let's just let the mentally ill dude dressed as bat kill all the other mentally ill lunatics THAT WILL FIX EVERYTHING
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>>223444385
Who the fuck is going to pay taxes, retard?
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>>223443365
KEK
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>>223444400
Bruce Wayne has women to rape, Batman can't use all of the body's rape-based energy reserves.
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>>223444445
On some Ghandi-type shit, fr.
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>>223443336
He does kill. Religiously.
>>223443365
Good morning!
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>>223443336
Because there is nowhere to hide.
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>>223443628

>Why aren't all the Batman villains just lobotomized?

Legal system doesn't allow for that. Same reason we have a revolving door of sickos in IRL Gotham. Batman beats the fuck out of them, hands them over to Officer Friendly, Dr.Goldberg and Judge Greenbylatt. Next thing you know, they're on the street again. Not much Batman can do about it
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>>223444297
If beatings don't hurt, you have dangerous levels of neuropathy.
If rape doesn't hurt it means your asshole has been blown out into beef curtains since you were 10 years old.
Sorry to hear you were beaten and raped as a child.
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>>223443336
Cause they don't want to get beat up anon. Same reason most anons aren't as cocky IRL as they are here
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>>223443336
You wouldn't be scared of a roided up maniac in spiky body armor breaking your bones and sending you to the hospital with a feeding tube for months?
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>>223445864
I'm going to have sex with you in your sleep.
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>>223443383
Come to six flags over Texas and ride the Batman sexual revenge coster.
Watch as Batman get sexual revenge on the Joker.

>Vangabus plays
I can't wait to get raped
At siiiiiix flags
I want the Joker to fuck me
Right in my fucking ass hole
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>>223443336
Because he basically tortures you
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>>223443336
>get the shit beaten out of you
>sent to Arkham
>guards rape you on a daily basis
>since you've had all your bones broken by Batman, you can't defend yourself from being raped
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>>223445973
>Commerical continues. Vangabus is playing still but more quietly.
Bring a can of coke and prove that your dick is as wide as a can of coke and ride for free!
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>>223443365
kek.
>>223443336
>Breaks every bone in you body.
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>>223445962
Your sick fecal fantasies betray your status as a jeet.
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>>223443336
They don't know he has that code.
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>>223446256
Yes. I am brown, and I lust for your bootyhole.
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>>223443336
wrong pic. Keaton's batman kills.
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>>223443573
It's a reference to Joker 2.
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>>223443425
>>223443425
>dresses "like a bat"
>actually dresses like a fucking demon with a bat tattooed on his chest.
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>>223443408
Batman of PEACE, you bigot.
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>>223443336
Beware his song about big bats... he beats you up while he plays it!
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>>223443729
They've been trying to rehabilitate them for nearly a century at this point.



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