What the fuck was his problem?
I want the time back I wasted on this.
>>223443823https://www.pfizer.com/refunds
>What the fuck was his problem?He was a black man in america.
Explain this film to me. Pretend that I’m borderline retardant
>>223443990Black guy was a serial killer and the backrooms was his psyche or some shit
>>223443487Yørrrrrrr, matey
>AHHHHHHHH THE DEMOMAN IS SO FREAKIN SPOOKYdo zoomoids seriously?
>>223443487He just wanted to sell you some furniture.
>>223444089>TF2 was made 18 years ago. Still no TF3 in sight
>>223443487Imagine seeing this actor in the promos and still going to see this movie at the theaters. Fucking woke cuck.
>>223444868I for one think it's hilarious that the guy from 12 years a slave has been reduced to blumhouse horror slop.
>>223444811Then why weren't his prices OFF DA HOOK?
This has to be one of the best horror films in the last 10 years
>>223444960I honestly love this movie. The more I watch it the better it gets. Can't wait till the next one
>>223444842if it ain't broke don't fix it
>>223443487Why did these fuckers think this cheesy pirate black was a good idea?I say this as a guy who likes pirates.
>>223443990There's an empty room but it's actually not empty
>>223444960>>223444986>I honestly love this movie. same>Can't wait till the next oneuh... maybethey'll probably have to make it more of an action/adventure like with Alien/Aliens. hope Renate is up for it.
>>223444887Kek
>>223444986Same. I only hope the second one is good and not a rehash of this one. One focused on ASYNC would be great.
>>223446204I hope they don't try explain everything in the next one. This could be a cool SCP tier movie series.
>>223443487Literally nothing. There was literally a scene where his therapist tells him nothing is ever his fault. Did you even watch the movie?
>>223443823He was an architect
>>223447710>I am a fucking architectKino
>>223447253Nothing is ever your fault it's all the fault of the Jews
>>223443990Videogame glitches and the mass exodus from urban spaces, turning them liminal, are scary to zoomers.
>>223443487is the movie worth watching or nah
>>223444868I'm going to give your young white daughter an orgasm with my black cock.
>>223448115No. It's not scary and it misfires when it comes to what should be it's main themes in favor of cliched character shit that doesn't really payoff and been has done better a million times elsewhere.
>>223443487Is everyone all done pretending that it isn't some sort of new classic? Now, I've never seen the web stuff and I don't care about the web stuff, so with that in mind, for me, it's good enough to buy physically and watch every now and then.
>>223447253I hate therapy scenes in movies because the dialogue in them is not how therapy actually works.
>>223448181>pretending that it isn't some sort of new classicDo they? I thought that was what they were doing with Obsession.
The chick who plays the psychiatrist did a movie where she gets naked and fucks this guy.
>>223448208Haven't seen that one. I think I'll rent it from Amazon Prime or something.
>>223448241Evidence?
>>223448252It's better than Backrooms but it's not great. Lots of that annoying sound design shit where LOUD MEANS SCARY! It's basically a decent Tales From the Crypt episode sans the camp. Monkey's paw "be careful what you wish for" bullshit.
>>223448279
>>223448279It's called A Different Man or A Good Man or something. Google it.
>>223448314God, you're so fucking lazy.
>>223443487He was a pirate stuck in a place with no sea, no ship, and no booty. Arr, he be in Davy Jones' locker...
>>223448300That sound pretty good. I love that kind of stuff. Tales of the Crypt, Vault of Horror, you know. Thanks. I'll watch it tomorrow. Tonight I gotta watch a pirated copy of Return of the Living Dead II since I can't find one nearby. It just hit me to watch it again since I haven't seen it in so long and I had watched it's predecessor just the other night.
*soundsSorry if I'm posting like a half a retard. I took some edibles that I'm not used to, so there's that. But yes, I do appreciate the ironic monkey's paw type of boooolshit. Perfect.
>>223448398No you, fag.
>>223443966I want McDonald's
>>223448311Would bite into that ass like a pear.
>>223450194Dude. Bite into it like its a onion.Because it will bring tears to your eyes.Tears of joy.
>>223448241Oh fuck that's why she looked familiar, I totally forgot that she was in A Different Man
>>223448129*puts the remains of my norwood 5 hair into pigtails* yoohoo black-sama!!~
>>223443990He ate them
>>223443990People stumble upon an extra dimensional entity that is essentially just a liminal recreation of various locales and objects from our reality and then it starts creating fucked up copies of those people and the real people go le insane and there is also a secret organization studying it
>>223444986>Can't wait till the next oneFrontdesks?
>>223443966Directed by Jorden Peele
I didn’t really like it. It wasnt scary. the one good scene is the room with the Christmas tree and then the zombie lady I guess.It was paced well, by the time the movie was over it genuinely felt like the middle and that I was gonna get another hour, ends abruptly I guess.The scene where he ties up the therapist at the table was pretty good I guess.Overall I judge a horror movie on, well, how horrifying it is, and it just wasn’t scary.
>>223443487he was being directed by a retard plotfag lorefag 20 year old
>>223444089>IF I WERE A BAD DEMOCRAT, I WOULDN'T BE BE SHITTIN HERE IN THE LADIES ROOM NOW WOULD I?
>>223448241what in the backrooms
>>223443966TRVKE
>the scariest monster they could think of was a goofy looking nigger in a silly costume
>>223443487There was a behind the scenes clip I watched that freaked me out because the guy playing this monster pirate is actually that tall IRL and looks like a video game glitch
>>223453811I think more people would have liked the zoomer to stick with the black pipe cleaner looking thing in the original clip
>>223443823>>223443487This is what the back rooms should have been about
This scene was absolutely terrifying.
>What the fuck was his problem?Bot thread for artificially stimulating site activity.
>>223443990Pretend?
>>223443990>Pretend that I’m borderline retardantdon't worry anon, the dialogue does that for you!
>>223443990the pirate was his personal insecurities that the backrooms created a snapshot ofHe hated that furniture store, and his self pity and hatred ate him when therapy failed and he couldn't get over it.
>>223447253>>223448206i can't tell if the film was intentionally saying>she is a grifter/fraudwhen she 'breaks character'.it's hip nowadays to say that men need therapy. but she does some Carl Rogers style approach on a guy who is very self-aware, has a chemical addiction, and is, ultimately, correct.meanwhile, she's flogging self-help merch when that blew up into a booming industry. while also casually popping Xanax/whatever, does SHE go to therapy? bring that one up in supervision...?
>>223454138she's a doctor and he's just an "architect"
