>>223443495Oh fuck wrong pic
THIS IS NOW AN /an/ THREAD
>>223443495>Bane confronts Daggett in a shocking twist of events>The Dark Knight Rises (2012) ‧ Action/Thriller ‧ 2h 44m
>>223443601
>>223443495>did you ever pick your feet in poughkeepsie??
>>223443601Holy based. Nice one, crab.
>>223443651>knots the snek>leaves
>>223443601that sum Flinstones shit.
>>223443601Sup crabman
>>223444049Lol
>>223443651cast hima young jackie chan perhaps
>>223444078Hey Earl.
>>223443601kek
>>223444756
>>223443601Does this hurt the crab?
>>223444756new fetish acquired
>>223444756THROTE. SLIDDING.
>villain is alive in the post credits scene
>>223444874Asians will scoop the live ones up quick.
>>223444929PLZ DON'T BONK!
>>223443651Literally does not get more kino
>>223445005BONK
>>223444929such cruelty
>>223443495>THE FUCK IS THA MATTA WITH YOU, UH?
>>223445081>tactical dookie to drop weight before going in for the finisher
>>223443495
>>223445124>u mad?>fuck off!>x24>.....>i don't wanna talk to you...>i'm sorry...
>>223445081That bear must be Indian.
>>223445124
>>223445094this guy's nuts
>>223445124>mfw
>>223445194Wholesome.
>>223445194>they took this from you
>>223445246sorry for poor english I am russia
>>223445251Knows his way around an udder, dude's accuracy is insane
>>223444596Buster Keaton is less contrived.
>>223445194kino
>>223445256
>>223443651>just be chilling>suddenly every snake in the universe emerges to kill you
>>223445293>this fuck creeps out from behind the curtain>sire... if I may present an alternative solution...
>>223443601Quality of concrete in what looks barely weathered facade shows how crap TOFU CONSTRUCTION is. This is Chinese torture of the crab.
>>223445328yeah, not like your superior twig and drywall houses, shut the fuck up, you fucking retard
>>223443651from the OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7nLU-7f_5Q
>>223445348Smart little bastard.
>>223445328You seem to have triggered a Chinaman.
>>223443651>the part where they catch him and he slips awayHOLY FUCKING BASED!
>>223443651The best thing about this is the fact that is a brand new freshly born lizard. He had to brave that gauntlet just for the chance to live and die later.
>>223445293
alright, what happened recently? why do some webms work but others just dont?firefox what the fuck
>>223443495what I like about animal stories is that they can be very entertaining, even seeing them again and again. they don't have to be accurate (most animals use props and puppets) but they just do their job by showing up in my feed and its just fun to dwell into a world and see something of it and then like, ok back to reality, animals don't talk.
>>223445471+1080pts
>>223445425[speeder bike sfx in background]
>>223444049>IT'S A LIVING!
>>223443495>>223443644>do you feel in charge?
>>223445348>tactical roll>tactical roll>into moonwalk>into tactical rollMy God...
cat owners, watch out
>>223445706Karma is crazy
>>223445706Absolutely deserved.
>>223445776>GO AWAY BAITIN!!!!
>>223445776Muhfugga don't want no help, muhfugga don't get no help.
>>223445706who leaves potted plants on their stairs?
>>223445094the aura
>>223445814HAIL LORD CTHULHU!
>Every comfy animal thread is now AI slop and abusive staged Chinese shitThe future is fucking gay
>>223445927people who play acoustic, apperantly
>>223444874How do you prevent all your crabs from escaping??
>>223445982druk>What a life
>>223446064Attack its weak point for massive damage.
>>223444756for what pvrpose
>>223446056
>>223446381Tell the new guy is he on spark-catching duty today.
>>223445940>YA NOTHIN>YA NO TALENT
>>223443601>target acquired>clear for extract
>>223446381THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSESTHEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
>>223443651Starts off like every child actor throw into Crappywood. When it emerges victorious, the other lizard doesn't even acknowledge him.
>>223446441what a pussy
>>223445124>playing with cats
>>223446509cats have no contingency plan for a rat that fights back
>>223445471its a real mystery where those pagans got those symbols from
>>223444756What are those?
>>223446584Dead fish some Indian faggots (yes, redundant) posed for a clickbait video.
>>223443651ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
>>223445566https://youtube.com/shorts/BS-d6QmZMVQ
>>223445626I didnt know birds had their own AGDQ
>OH N-
>>223445256lil_yachty_walkout.mp4
>>223446711Uh...dogbros?
>>223446686kekked i get it
>excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and s-
>kids these days, am I right?
>>223445081Crazy how their hides are so thick that they dont even bleed from all that.
Catfags....catfags everywhere.
>>223445256Based Quake 3 Arena enjoyer.
>>223446809
>>223445081never fails to amuse me that there are people that genuinely think they could take one of these on and live
>>223446843>virgin cat not wanting to make eye contact Lmao
>>223445194Are hugs supposed to feel good? I dislike them.
>>223446711>Hijutsu no Neko-ken!: DOGGO FURIPPU
>>223446864>onlyfans whores and their simps
>>223446929cats have autism and consider prolonged eye contact scary
>>223446943When they're not from your pervy uncle, they're pretty nice.
>>223446565Cats are ambush predators where they are extremely squeamish of injury because it can be a matter of life and death.
>>223445956>Grab my strong hand!
>>223446565>what's plan B??>that WAS plan B!
>>223444821lol
>>223446381>*metal gear solid music gets very loud*
>>223446012This is AI, right? Like I know dolphins are smart but come on.
>>223447005Based cats.
>>223446843This webm must be from Russia or Scandinavian countries
>>223446957heh
A toast!
>>223446809The most dog looking cat I’ve ever seen.
>>223447185hows he gonna walk while holding that glass
what the fuck are their problems?
>>223447199Never heard of a tripod?
>>223447199Very carefully
>>223447240
>>223447240autism and poor impulse control
>>223447309omg he's literally me
>>223444756GOOOLD
>>223444744>this bird keeps itself up in the air by sheer anger alone
>>223445348>meanwhile...
>>223447382caninebros....... dont look......
>>223445081>Hair and chunks of flesh flying everywhere>Shidding yourselfBrutal
>>223447308Im not reading any of that, fuck that autistic fatass and fuck you too.
>>223447382I feel like there's a metaphor there
>>223447382Doggo respects the rules. Birbs are lawless bastards.
>>223445217origami bird
>>223445348boss
>>223447090you'd be surprised, anon
>>223443601>Crustacean: Impossible
>>223444929>"what are you gonna do, shovel me?"> - quote from crocodile shoveled
h-how is he so powerful??
>>223447581I feel like you could make a movie out of this dude's lore.
>>223447581>the giant black dog unironically bows when the chad walks byKino
>>223443601>another fucking moon logic puzzle
>>223444744>ERROR: You were disconnected from the server
>>223447581Better Krypto-mutt film that anything that Gunn can came up with
>>223445176>fuck you bloody>NO FUCK YOU BLOODY BENCHOD
>>223447674for me it's the other big dog's reactionthat alpha is old as hell but must have been terrifying in his prime
>>223447581obviously the owner's personal pet dog
>>223445471the bird reich
>>223447817
>>223446441chinese fake cat
>>223447874Come on, Jeff, you fat fuck!
>>223447777checked and I think it's an english mastiff, they're apparently docile
>>223447981How about some victory ass, baby?
>>223447674its just a typical pacifist/non-threatening behavior. turning away signals that they don't want to fight, because their mouth is their primary weapon. But yeah, it's kino
>>223447581hes got the keys to the yard
>>223448026Banana heist
>>223448026>elephants are rigging trucks now so they break down and can be robbed of their 'nanasthey cant keep fucking getting away with it
>>223444049haha
>>223448107Scared, Potter?
>>223448026Grassland's Eleven
>>223443651>guile theme starts playing
OH NO, CATBROS
>>223448344You got me. Well done.
Always remember to swim with a life preserver. Safety first!
>>223448344heh i hope u die
>>223448478yeah he saves that bird, but if it were ME in that water he would have torn my throat out while i flailed like a panicking retardfucking hypocrites, bears
>>223448478>s-should I thank him... or should I just go?
>>223443601who has a crab for these moments?
>>223448701any daily carry self defense crab would work for that
>Why?>Because it's there.
>>223448668Gotta love these skittish little retards.
Always respect traffic cones on the road as they often point out hazards. Safety first!
>>223445348so much personality. who says that they are pure instinct?
>>223445471cutback drop turn
>>223448344Fuck you
>>223445471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NAbvJFoCBc
>>223447375lol
>>223448065that anti-semitic freak needs to be put down
>>223447681>use rope on hanger"I can't put those together!">use rope on hand"I can't put those together!">use rope on magnet"I can't put those together!">use rope on gum"I can't put those together!">use rope on crab"Great idea!">use crab rope on window"I can't put those together!">open window"Great idea!">use crab rope on window"I can't put those together!">look at window"Great idea!">use crab rope on clothes"I got my clothes back!"
>>223448668hilarious kino
>>223448344Please that's just a kitten
>>223448878Jfc that got me good lmao
>>223448478What a sweetheart
>THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!!
>>223449441>nightcall starts playing
>>223449441sovlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm0whobygPg
Into the trash it goes...
>>223446064wooden door
>>223449624Based cat. Get rid of that weeb trash.
>>223449624a cat is fine too
>>223443651>running through blighttown
>>223447240Kek this is how I flirt
>>223444744
>>223448344disgusting post
>>223445590Have a yabba dabba (you)
>>223443495Kill Bill 1 and 2
>>223444929He'd better not fall in the water because the crocs will remember.
>>223449801I understood that reference
>>223449843He'd better not fall in the water with his shovel because the crocs will cower.
>>223443651I was honestly shocked when he slipped away
>>223449801>I don't know kurwa. I kill boars, don't predict the future
>>223445293skeksis
>>223444756shit used to freak me out as a kid
>>223445293based aviarian dinos
>>223449580birdtuber
>>223446064Sell their legs to the kinoplex
>>223449974Majestic lads
>>223444756Someone get Neil deGrasse Tyson on this!
No animals were harmed during the making of this movie
>>223448344lmao
>>223443495>WHERE’S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?
>>223444874Do you know how the Orcs first came to be?...
>>223443601Lmfao
>>223450085>not wearing gloves on those stanky ass paws he uses in the litter boxSmh
>he still believes in cat Jesus
>>223445363The fuck are you talking about moron lmao
>>223445348>that moonwalk at the end
>>223444856This is so fucking cool.
>>223444929Fucking hell.
>>223445694Why are manlets always so angry, bros
>>223445017That was amazing.
>>223448009quest sex
>>223445363Lol you're so mad about nothing. You're like a toddler having a tantrum
>>223448057cute but won't get rid of the FLEA TERROR
>>223445094THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS!
>>223445391based ori enjoyer
>>223450085Me Kitten McGee is a hard worker!
>>223445293>mmmMMMMMMmmmmm …
>>223450283Monsieur Tusk...
>>223445327Kek
polar bros
>>223446884"What one man can do, another can do!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Nad46tXiY
>>223445348Amazing.
>>223445590KEK
>>223445706Fucking BASED.
>>223450317>it was like he was looking at walking garbage
>>223450337Oh, so it's okay when THEY kill seals?
>>223444874obvious AI. you can tell because of the pixels, and also the simple fact that they they wait untill the camera is perfectly focused on them before they actually attempt to escape, and also they just settle back down into their trays after breaking out, and also there is no employee response to 20% of their crabs attempting a coup
>>223445851Wooooow
>>223450317crazy how humans can just capture their predators and put them in a box as a flex
>>223443601But how do you get the crab to let go once you've got the shirt?
>>223450458crab battle
>>223445940>Blindspot
>>223447581what magnificent, regal bearing! if his name ever appeared on a ballot box, well, I'd have to see who he was running against but I suspect he'd be at the top of the pack.
>>223447542Lmfao
>>223447581>That is one of the doggyras, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.
>>223450541>act like a cat to avoid being eatenSmart
>>223447817Holy fucking shit.
>>223446381Dexfags are pathetic
>>223450446You are considering humans in terms of an individual organism. An d yes, individual humans are slow, and weak, and retarded... But humans are social animals. in prehistoric times, we did not hunt alone, we went out as a hunting party. we had the special ability to learn the meta to kill something even as large as a woolly mammoth, and then we shared that information with the hunting party, and then we literally hunted them into extinction. Another example (((they))) dont want you to think about: The lion is the king of apex predators, but even they are smart enough to stay fucking far away from human cities villages and settlements. 99.999% of every human killed by lions in recorded human history is a human going into their territory, or humans forcibly taking a lion into our territory. They have literally evolved to have an instinctual fear of humans. Just let that sink in, and understand how humans have cucked the entire planet on an evolutionary level, even before we unlocked modern tech and weapons
>>223448170Lmao
>>223443651>me dodging janny's bans
>>223448806That’s fascinating. I’ve heard that bears have some sense of aesthetics, like they’ll just sit and watch sunrises and sunsets and the best reason we’ve come up with for why is just that they like looking at them.
>>223448878Kek
Actually /tv/ related
>>223446884I would heem both of those faggots.
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>>223450116Lmfao
>>223444744He keeps cheating and leaning on the walls in the background
>>223450317God have mercy.
>>223450346Love that fucking movie.
>>223447132>This webm must be from Russia or Scandinavian countriessure about that?
>>223443651Holy shit moment
>>223450522Mesmerizing.
>>223450952Elephants appreciate nice boobies.
>>223446441>I'M WALKIN HERE!
>>223446711dogfags BTFO once again
>>223450789What are these things? I’ve been calling them “Moshdogs.”
>>223446381THE FIRES OF GREED WILL BUUUURN THE WEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>223450541>tfw no cute redhead chick to cuddle with
>>223450999checked
>>223450824Lmfao>live studio reaction
>>223447581>do you feel in charge?
>>223450860Yoooo
>>223451023Dumbass. Pigs are nasty little cunts and will kill and eat you if they can.
>>223447981very allegorical
>>223450999>hey God, if you turned yourself into a cat, could you also make yourself forget you’re God?
>>223451064>Pigswhen they go wild, they are no longer pigs. They are hogs and boars, and they will literally attack anything
>Bros? Bros...
>>223451090Cool ho-oh
>>223446012HE BLEW OUT HIS O-RING
>>223451090Quetzalcoatl is real.
>>223450257Give em a little flex of the ice my man
>>223451141>almost made it that time
>>223451099new Ukraine War meta unlocked
>>223450317I really feel like even a point blank shotgun blast wouldn't save you. You're going to need a fucking tank cannon.
>>223451111>BrosThose are all girls doe
>>223450990Marmots
>>223451162It probably wouldn't kill it, but it would surely run away after getting shot. Even the threat of a bee sting makes you run away, yeah? That would be like getting stung by 12 bees at once + a louder noise than it's ever heard in its life.
>>223451173That makes a lot more sense then.
>>223451141Next time for sure, champ
>>223451189did they make love?
>>223443651>Be all loving god>make life like thisyeah nah
>>223451173>tfw 99.9% of the colony are femcels forced to raise Stacies to get fucked by another anthill's Chads
>>223451189Wanted to see her get rolled.
>>223451224Yes, if the alligations are true.
>>223451162If you are lucky enough to hit a major artery, you might get away with it. But yeah, their skulls are probably thick enough to tank a headshot of buck shot at 15ft
>>223451200Virtual Insanity
;_;
>>223450806That's fucking retarded. Bears have awful vision.>Oh wow what a beautiful blurFucking city idiots
>>223451062>HandsThat is the perfect size hole for something else tho
>>223451303what order do i read this manga in
>>223451303literally the only known example of a successful 3d to 2d transition. But if Grape-kun can do it, it only proves that it's possible
>>223451357>Oh wow what a beautiful blurdam rite, pumpkin man
>>223451410https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mating_ball
>>223451236DAS RITE
>>223447008Also if a rat or any other typical prey is aggressive its a good indicator of rabies.
>>223451811look at him go, turning left
>>223450945
>>223451856>purposely get in the way>"I'M THE VICTIM!"
>>223451983maybe he had rabies>many such cases
>>223444821>Bass to bass!
>>223452038he cute
>>223448026
>>223445851>WATERS OF CHAOS HAVE INVADED ALL SPACEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=eg_OyqkITSE
