Nick offerman is the human version of grumpy cat
BEARD OIL
This guy was the personification the early 2010s
imagine how crusty and hairy his manpussy is
>>223443751Except the grumpy cat has shit and butt crust in its matted fur
>>223443751Did you know that Nick offerman was in a movie with Jacob Tremblay? It was called 'Sovereign'.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt26843513/The movie was released last year and Jacob was really good. OMGosh soooo good.I recommend it. Two thumbs up!
>>223443771BACONDUDE WIPES
>>223443790Are you ok?
>>223443830You got a problem with a gay man eating feces? Huh bigot?
>>223443802i misread this as "Dude, bacon wipes"
>>223443794>two thumbs upGot a little crust on those thumbs anon
>>223443794Chill out Brie.
Aubrey Plaza is the human version of Grumpy Cat
BACONGUNSBEARD OILRESPECTING TRANS PEOPLE
>>223443794New /tv/ pedofaggot dropped? I've been out of the loop.
>>223443918I miss the Brie and Jacob era. They looked cute together.>Memories...
>>223443933pretty sure he's not a pro guns guy
>>223443939She really missed her chance to lock him down.
>>223443933LOOK THIS IS A MANTHIS IS WHAT A MAN ISLOOK HOW MANLY THIS MAN ISTHIS IS AN IMAGE OF A MAN-t.hollywoodalso bust crust
>>223443991This lives in my mind rent free.
>>223443751They call him Crust. Bust T Crust.
>>223444092Would have been funnier if you used Bust N Crust
>>223444192Damn. Yeah.
>>223444212Next time friendo.
>>223444092If this was one piece he'd be Bust D Crust
>>223444276or jamaican
>>223443751arent these types suppose to have a cool voice?
I don't really think he's funny but was an actual legit carpenter before he was an actor getting roles.
>>223443751MMM, THATS CRUSTY!
BUSSY CRUST
>>223443751PROUD TO BE A KAMALA MAN
BUSTIN CRUST IS WHAT WE LIKE
>>223443751BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
>>223443751Biggest most absurd meme guy ever. Like it's honestly insane how cringe the concept is.
>>223444788CRUSTY BUSS
>>223443751This summer . . . in a world of unchecked liberalism . . . Nick Offerman is . . . John Bustedcrust.
>>223443751Hey, that's the crust man
>>223443751
Conservatives really hate it when someone who fits their description of a "manly man" doesn't vote Republican
>>223444788CRUSSY
>>223443888Without a doubt there has to be bacon scented dude wipes.
>>223446143Lol nobody and I mean NOBODY with half a brain is tricked by his “oh I’m a down to earth Everyman who carves wood and hunts and loves his wife” it’s immediately apparent that Nick Offerman is a turbofaggot of the highest order.
ART OF MANLINESSMAN CRATESBEING A STEP FATHER
>>223446143He's not a manly man tho he's a giant pussy with a beard. Basically he's a giant unshaved vagina who you just know can't stop whining about liberal politics and that you'd shoot yourself after listening to him bitch like a woman for only 20 minutes.
>>223446207>>223446224That's right brothers, everyone knows that you can ONLY be a real man if you vote RNow let's jerk off to more pictures of Hasan Piker in a speedo and Hunter Biden's dick, my fellow heterosexuals!
>>223445234I would watch a claymation celebrity deathmatch between him and fucking Pedro Pascal and hope that somehow they both fucking died in that episode.
>>223446207lmao judging by that pic he was zesty and curst-curious even as a young man
>>223444529He started acting in college, he was a theatre kid from the jump. Imagine being tricked by a 5th billed sitcom actor.
>>223446249>That's right brothers, everyone knows that you can ONLY be a real man if you vote RYou say this facetiously but at the current state of the Democratic party being gayer than the Folsom Street Faggot Fair probably was 20 years ago, it's actually just a statement of fact. Your sarcasm has already become reality.
Parks and Rec only got greenlit because of affirmative action. Amy Poehler is impossibly annoying and not funny.
>>223446284And that's why you just crashed Grindr again, right my guy?
>>223446299It only got greenlit because NBC wanted to keep Michael Schur happy and this show was the price to keep him churning out The Office for years after it spoiled.
>>223446308Hey feel free to fuck off back to /pol anytime you thread derailing piece of shit.
>>223446343>you're derailing the thread by pointing out that right-wingers are a bunch of closet-cases!!!As usual, homophobes are just self-hating gays
>>223446308I actually leave a tiny space in the Republican Party for ultraconservative faggots who you can't tell are actually gay and who hate trannies and women and actually have brains in their heads about runaway government spending and over regulation. If such creatures exist, I enact the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy and will accept your Republican vote. But are you saying you think that there's some large percentage of "Manly" blue collar dudes who fuck women and also don't think it's a complete and total clown world JOKE that the last Surgeon General looked like a bad character from SNL? That truly and deeply care about George Floyd and love when celebrities come out as Democrats? I'm telling you that no, those are not real men. Ever. Being a real man means being conservative. End of discussion.
>>223446373>I actually leave a tiny space in the Republican Party for ultraconservative faggots who you can't tell are actually gaySpoiler alert: People can totally tell
>>223446382Reply to the whole statement or go jump off a fucking bridge onto some concrete you absolute lazy piece of shit disgusting degenerate spineless twit.
>>223446308liberals are so gullible it's unreal
>>223446401>Reply to the whole statementNo, I don't think I will
>>223446143you sound like your crust would be especially hard to bust, but bustable just the same
Shouldn't liberals also be like, supportive and respectful to Republicans and listen to them if they are so accepting of multiculturalism and gay rights and equal justice and bla bla bla? Then they claim that Republicans are all homophobic gays but then shouldn't they actually like them because they're gay? By hating them because they're in the closet they're really the homophobic ones. Liberals constantly make gay jokes, not very liberal of them is it. Tut tut I say, they need to practice what they preach
>>223446409Concession accepted
More like Humpy Ass
>>223446450I wish the most extreme 10% of both the left and the right would be shot into the sun. I’m sick to death of politics being injected into every fucking interest on the planet. I’d love to go back to a time when I could fucking ignore politics. It wasn’t that long ago.
>>223446308That's a meme anon, it did not "crash" kek
>>223446143"My beard is my personality" men are the least manly creatures you're ever going to meet.
>>223446364>y-you're just like methe absolute cope from this crustbuster lmao
>>223443751Oh hey it's the gay guy from HBO's The Bust of Crust
