>Outside of the GRIFFINS HOUSE>Cut to the inside where the whole family is sat in the living room>PETER: Hey, Louis, isn't it weird how Columbine shooters made a bunch of video tapes documenting their preparations and a judge ordered them to be sealed until 2027 but now it turns out the sheriff's office destroyed them in 2011 "to prevent copycats"?That was a weird one, huh
They really don't want you to know about the third shooter.
>"Aw crap, this is even more disappointing than the time me and Quagmire tried to expose Pizzagate">[Peter stands on the counter of Comet pizzeria, holding a rifle. Customers are laying on the ground in surrender]>Peter, yelling into the kitchen: "Quagmire hurry up back there and find the kids, we gotta go!">Quagmire, offscreen: "Uh, there's no one in here Peter...">Peter: "Dammit, Hillary must of had them moved, alright lets get to the car!">Quagmire: "Yeah, uhhhhhh you go ahead Peter, I'll catch up later">Peter: "Split up, that's a great idea!" [Runs out]>[beat]>Quagmire: "Heh, ohh riiight"
>>223444099>must of
>>223444031>>223444075The whole thing with the "Splatter Punks" was weird as fuck too
they were proto-incels who thought they'd be heckin badass Neo trenchcoat assassins. they executed poorly as well
