Perfect tradwife or immortal elf pussy?
Eowyn was a proto girlboss and sucks, she looked 37 years old in these movies. Arwyn all day.
>>223444568liv is way prettier but she has an awful body.miranda otto is still cute and i bet she has a normal woman's body.
>>223444568elves would be entirely understanding of their mortal lover's need to plap up other women.
>>223444568Anyone who doesn’t choose Eowyn is a coping fat faggot who goes for the “girl next door” because they have low self-esteem.
>>223444568Why not both?
>>223444568Can you restrain yourself from using such crass language?>>223444598Eowyn is the girlboss who comes to her senses and settles down with Faramir. She fulfills the arc that 99% of girlbosses nowadays would fail. She’s based.
>>223444693She settled for Faramir after alpha chad Aragorn rejected her, so she got with an emo who looks slightly like the chad who alphawidowed her.
>>223444642did you mean to say arwen?
>>223444724Yes, goddamn it. I fucked up.
>>223444711As an elder zoomer, I’d be the first to whip you in the streets for talking with such faggot jargon.
They both have mid looks. I'll definitely go with the one that isn't racemixing.
>>223444838Elf pussy was custom built for human cock.
>>223444752Na! No takesies backsies!
>>223444859Built for Aragorn cock because she's her great great great great great [...] great aunt
>>223444642we just know what hot girls are like. maybe you'll find out one day too.
>>223444880NO>>223445402I know what they’re like too, that’s why I go for them. We’re not all coping uggos.
>>223444568>Theoden: Marry her Aragon, she's not getting any younger >Elrond: Forget her Aragon she's not getting any older
>>223445638>the only thing that matters is looksask me how I know you're a high school dropout
>>223444618>>223444568Liv's weird mouth reminds me of her father too much. Also you just know she has massive princess syndrome. And those weird slomo parts of her weird fucking crying face sucked ass. Honestly fuck Liv Tyler
>>223444568Probably Arwen because there's a chance that elves don't have the hygiene issues that a medieval fantasy human woman would have. Eowyn is virtually guaranteed to have pubic hair which is already a mark against her, and then you consider that she probably bathes once a year. Hard pass on that.
>>223444568To imagine sex with an high elf you must imagine thrusting your dick in you mom's makeup cottonbox. Insert a q-tip in your urethra for maximum experience.t. Gandalf the white cotton fucker
>>223444568I want chad sons, not gay twink elves.
>>223444568you'll die of old age and immortal elf will fuck other men
>>223444568Imperfect tradwife can't cook. The stew she gave Aragorn looked like uncooked, raw, pale organs, with what appeared to be human hair floating in the broth. Aragorn's lips only touched the mystery meat before he knew something was fucked
>>223444568I pick the Hobbitussy.
>>223446621Shows that she was a pampered princess.
>>223446286She doesn't though, Arwen lives an anhedonic half-life longing for something she'll never again have.
>>223445843>Attractive men who can get attractive women are highschool dropouts.Why do you assume all beautiful women don’t have personalities? Your lack of empathy and punctuation reveals yourself, faggot retard loser.
>>223446750That’s not true at all, that was just her father fucking with her head to manipulate her into going to the Undying Lands. Arwen lived for only a single year after Aragorn passed. She gave up her immorality so she could be a wife and mother.
>>223446621And Arwen has servants to cook for her. If you put aside racial and physical differences you can boil their differences down to this:>wise sage millennia year old elf princess who knows more about the world than you'd ever know and gives up immortality for youor>young spunky human princess shield maiden who will hero-worship you for the rest of her lifeAre you a man who prefers cool or fiery?
>>223446858>wise sage millennia year old elf princess who knows more about the world than you'd ever know and gives up immortality for youThe Aragorn in me does not feel worthy yet. Gonna have to ranger larp for a few decades
I'd be happy with both but I'd take Arwen over Eowyn.
>>223446649You'd have to put bags on her feet though.
>>223444568>He's only 87 years 364 days and 23 hours old, you sick elf!
>>223449960Kek
>Tradwife>Goes to war on her own>Immediately starts flirting with another dude
>>223444711She wasn't in love with Aragorn, she just fawned over him for freeing her being stuck as a nurse for senile uncle while Grima creeps on her.Also>>223444806
>>223449960Nuh uh, you don’t know pleasure until you’ve had a small woman shove her hairy feet into your prostate while singing Misty Mountains Cold (if you know what I mean)
