How does /tv/ reconcile with the fact that if all the scifi from Star Trek were real, you'd never get into Starfleet Academy, let alone anywhere near a star ship? You'd still be stuck on Earth or some remote outpost, doing menial work and your mandatory state-assigned Vulcan gf only wants sex once every seven years.
>>223444763i could solve the kobayashi maru in my cryosleep.
>>223444763I'd be an admiral that has sex on every planet
>>223444763>you'd never get into Starfleet AcademyI don't need to go to no academy
>>223444763Aren't Vulcans like super emotional? I imagine they'd also be rather cock hungry like this autistic girl I dated for a while.
>>223444890What would you even do on the Enterprise that a billion other candidates couldn't?
>>223444904Lay pipe on the alien qts.
>>223444763>your mandatory state-assigned big titty Vulcan gf only wants sex once every seven years.Human have little control over the primitive emotions, therefore it is only logical that we have sex at least 5 times a day.
>>223444931>the alien qts
>>223445000I mean a job is a job, you know
>>223445000Well, can't always win the lotto. But if I have to paint it's insides white I can get the job done.
>>223444763Id just jerk off in her panties so much she would just find it more logical to let me inject it in her so she can properly dispose of it.
>>223444763Why do you keep making competing threads
>>223445105You got a better thread you wanna make fag?
>>223445166They dont know how to make a thread
>>223444763>How does /tv/ reconcile with the fact that if all the scifi from Star Trek were real, you'd never get into Starfleet Academy, let alone anywhere near a star ship?I'd come by posting the same tired Ed Lau cosplay thots over and over.
>>223444813Its an easy solve.Beam a torpedo inside the ship captain
>>223444904The Feddies have holodecks, replicators and unlimited energy. Think about it. Based on your knowledge of human behavior, how would humans act when given access to these techs? That's right. 99% of humans would stay @home in their goon-o-matic holodecks and never leave. Only the weirdos (from their POV) decide they want to larp as 18th century explorers around the galaxy. This explains schizo Starfleet admirals. You will have no problems joining Starfleet.
>>223444763Could I pester her into unenthused, impatient handjobs with the logic that having too much cum in my balls makes me less efficient
>>223445885>unlimited energyYou'll be among the first to be sent to the dilithium mines.
>>223444763You, a brown, would be. But me, someone who needs to be at the forefront of everything and there’s an open avenue to it, would be on a starship. Fuck your brown bunghole
>>223446926NTA but they do functionally have infinite energy when it comes to sustaining day to day life. Sure, you need more if you want to whip a starship around the galaxy at warp 9 but one matter/anti-matter reactor is enough to power pretty much an entire populated world
>>223444763looks like edge water hotel seattle
>>223446972>but one matter/anti-matter reactor is enough to power pretty much an entire populated worldI don't think that's true. The energy strain of a single holodeck is enough to be a concern for ships like the Enterprise.
>>223447064Holodeck was presented as brand new tech in TNG, so yeah, it probably took a bit more when it was new, or maybe for a holodeck of that size. But Quark is obviously not drawing like 4 Enterprise's worth of energy to power multiple holosuites.
>>223446972Maybe so, but not for you. Freeloaders don't get free energy. You'll be lucky to get a condo on Jupiter station, polishing self-sealing stem bolts.
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>>223447126Even Federation prisons are utopian, you just can't leave.
>>223444763>thinking we all want to be in the paramilitary organization with a much higher mortality rate instead of in our own private holodeck fucking hotties and eating nuggiesWhat is this thread even about? Just trying to be off-topic af?
>>223447100I'm sure DS9 had a much larger reactor. But when you're talking about an entire world obviously just one reactor isn't going to be enough both in terms of energy and also because it requires conduits to supply that energy to different locations.
>>223447359Well at the very least, energy concerns are negligible
>>223447368True.
>>223444763I'd probably be like morn, just some quiet alcoholic drinking at a dive bar every day at some remote deep space station
>>223444763I would still be living in a post-scarcity system, which would solve essentially all my problemslike what, you just want to fly the spaceship?
>>223446926I remember that porno.
