>No Doom Guy>No demons or Doom monsters>Says its set on Mars but it looks like Uranus>A picture of the BFG can be seen on a monitor once>96% RT score - best video game movie ever!!! XD
>>223445838They already made that Doom movie almost exactly. The BFG was actually used though, and the first person sequence was sick.
>>223445838main character is demon who is just a regularly scrawny guy. >OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT ITS DOOMGUY FUCK SHIT>doom guy walks out of smoke, it's the fake black beard guy
>>223445838jesus fucking christ some of you faggots are triggered by this movie
>>223445838So did Zach sacrifice Trevor to Moloch for this chance to make mediocre movies?
>>223445838>no doom guythere are like ~9-13 main characters over ~13 resident evil games depending on how you count it. I genuinely don't understand who you thought was supposed to be the main character>inb4 any of the established onesif the games spin up a new dude all the time why shouldn't the movie? This feels like a complaint by somebody who wanted the movie to just be a full rip of every cutscene of a game instead of an addition to the franchise
>Cops are just going to ignore this 8/10 qtpie>They barely believe her but take her to the house anyway>Two new cars are parked outside the only non-fucked house there>They still don't believe her
>>223446716What about the movie even makes it Resident Evil? Nothing at all resembles what it's supposedly adapting.It'd be like calling Spaceballs "Alien" because there's a chestburster on screen for a second.
>>223446848have you even played a single title in the series? I don't mean watching someone play it, I mean you actually playing the game yourself.
>>223445838Second worst WKUK member, third funniest
>>223446891Funny how you didnt answer that anons question. I have played every single mainline resident evil game and not a single one even remotely has zombies or viruses that act like the movie and theres not a single character from the games and no STARS/BSAA/Umbrella outside of 1 fucking namedrop calling the scientists umbrella, its also basically a comedy movie far more than just corny 1 liners like in the games.
>>223445838WTH happened to A Night on Bald Mountain from 11 years ago? https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/disney-adapt-iconic-fantasia-sequence-799554/
>>223446891Yeah, pretty much all of them, which is why I can confidently say it doesn't resemble them in the slightest.
>>223446909Trevor > Timmy > Darren > Zach > Sam
>>223446673It's not even woke. All this is doing is making the right look completely insane which is probably why it's happening to such an extent.
>>223445838what a fag
>>223447319>in the slightest.Stop typing like a histrionic faggot. If you can't see any similarities "in the slightest" then you're blind or a liar. You don't have to make every sentence so emotionally charged. We're all men here.
>>223446848If this movie came out and was called, like, Neighbor Bad or something, you’d be calling it a Resident Evil ripoff
>>223447162>Umbrella outside of 1 fucking namedropDid you want them to be like “I need to get this cure to Umbrella” “Umbrella knows how to fix this” “Umbrella did this” That one line’s enough
>>223448390>Accuses somebody of being a histrionic faggot>Proceeds to act like one himself The level of delusion it takes to be a person be like this
>>223446673go to sleep on your pile of cash, zack you seething hack faggot
>>223448666No see you would actually have to be blind or a liar to not see the similarities. You're one of those things and I think I can narrow it down since you're typing but you're definitely one of those two things.
>>223448248How about trump though? Isn't he a doofus?
>>223448734Get off the internet for a while, for your own good.
I'd let him cook, Doom is an entirely open premise so just let someone do whatever. Played 1, 2 , N64, 3, 2016, Eternal and nothing else. There's only so much you can do with Doomyguy.
>>223446772>8/10Bro, you can find better crackheads in any big city nowadays.
>>223446673Kill yourself shit eating retard
>>223448908lol thank you I take that as a compliment.
>>223448248>>223448768>brings up trump and wokeness unprompted
>>223448390Can't help but notice you haven't mentioned any of these so-called similarities, nigger because there aren't any
>>223448605>"get le package to umbrella">literally nothing about the hospital he arrives in has any indication that it's an umbrella labGiven that he fucks up at doing everything else in the movie, are we supposed to assume he ended up in Silent Hill by mistake? Because everything else in the movie seems to imply it.
unfortunatelyit seems/tv/ was raped in the cooling autumn of 2026
>>223449018Forgive me, it's the only thing you people can still get it up for so I didn't think there were non-political reasons to be this worked up about a movie.
>>223449090>continues his unprompted irrelevant obsession
>>223448551It'd have to somewhat resemble Resident Evil for that in the first place, so no, I wouldn't, and neither would anyone else. I'd just write it off as another half-assed Cregger "horror" which it is
>>223449090brainrot must be a terrible thing to taste
>>223445838>demons are not real>UAC is a stand in for Israel>Doomguy is a black man who sides with the demons who are stand ins for palestinians>The real monster is bigotry>"It game me shills" - IGN>"100% true to the source material" - Critical Drinker after the check clears.
>>223446772>8/10 qtpie>a squatemalan monkey goblinJesus you zoomers are fucked.
>>223449148>tries to be anti woke but pro israel in the same postNice try schlomo
>>223446891This is Reddit tier. The other anon is right, the Resident Evil movie I saw, had nothing to do with the game series really. They could easily have based a movie directly off the game, even with the same monsters and plot, and it would have been amazing.But they didn't.
>>223449240I think you are retarded.
>>223449299Writers guild is a mafia.They shit out a shitty script, can even have Chat GPT make it, sell that and then it is up to the studios to market that shit.
>>223449031Guy has a mission in a monster infested location. That's all it takes. Anything else is video game autism and should be treated as such. Go back to /v/.
>>223449332Ok pro israel anon
>>223449371It's sad because Resident Evil 1 as a movie straight up scene for scene (with less backtracking and useless running around, you can montage that) would be great.
>>223449411Ok zack
>>223449442umm you already played it, go back to /v/, I need this for my career
>>223445838>doom guy is the wrong rank of space marine>the demons aren't 1:1 to the sprites>it's set on Phobos but mongoloid retards like OP cry that it's not on Mars>there's a fun reference to the bunny and for some reason this makes OP screech like a retardfixed it for you sweetie. take a shower and go outside for once.
>>223449462What's the market for Resident Evil: The Movie? That's the problem with a lot of shit. They don't realize the market, is primarily the people who appreciated the title of the MOVIE.
>>223449497>appreciated the title of the MOVIE.The game I mean. Hollywood is just retarded I guess.Something changed. When they made Transformers: The Movie they knew EXACTLY who the market was. The first one, the animated one. The second one, the CGI reboot - what the fuck was that?
>>223449299>They could easily have based a movie directly off the gameThey literally just did that and people complained. You realize this is why people don't take you seriously right?
>>223449547if you didn’t take us seriously you wouldn’t be here trying to gaslight us zack
>Indian shills being paid to damage control told to shift gears and downplay the negative reception to this turd by pretending that it's because it's a bad adaptation of the Resident Evil IP (but still a good movie), not because it is just a mediocre horror or comedy-horror with almost no redeeming values (that nobody should pay to see)I see right through you
People who want 1:1 adaptations of video games, books or anything else are low IQ manchildren who are addicted to the dopamine rush of seeing things they recognize.
>>223449648Do you have any idea how expensive these rituals are?
>>223449547no they didn't lol
>>223449773Strawman cope postNotice how you literally are incapable of defending the movie on its own merits
>>223449773Oh man you shills are really mad
>>223449848I haven't seen it. It's not a strawman because that's the literal implication of the OP's post. If the movie is bad then explain why it's bad in meaningful terms. If it's a bad film, it's not because Cregger decided not to film a 1:1 adaptation of the video game.
>>223449903following the modern template of le subverting expectations is so fucking passé and tired now
>>223449723It was pretty good as a horror comedy. Definitely funny.
>>223449966I agree with you. In fact, I wouldn't even call it passé and tired, it was never a serious method of expression to begin with. Subversion only works when there's a vision behind it, it can't justify itself. But deciding not to make a 1:1 adaptation is not subversion. It's how good film adaptations have almost always operated with few exceptions.
>>223450049>"Erm...THAT didn't just happen!" after the RVgenuinely fucking kill yourself patel
>>223445838they should get the guys who did hardcore henry to do it
>Dude what if that thing you liked but the director projecting himself as the protagonist being a whiney useless faggot
>>223449773as opposed to a movie doing a bait and switch to get that reaction but still make their own piece of shit?
>>223450142Yeah that part was cringe but I’m not going to let that ruin a whole movie for me.
>>223450163Ew that would be something white guys who don’t hate themselves for being white would like ewww
>>223450170I wish somebody would murder zack cregger
>>223448248>right>wokeAre hollywood fags getting desperate now?No one is going on about either in this case.It's just a shitty horror movie released under false premises that has no relation to the IP it's claiming.
