>3 guys can't carry a bedWere men really this DYEL in the 80's?
>>223445865PIVOT!
carrying anything upstair is more about communication than strengthniggas can't understand when to turn, stupid af
>>223445865They wanted to rape her. That why.
>>223445897i just do it by myself fuck it
>>223445865>let's take five guysSounds kinda gay but okay
Wait until you have to overhead press a fucking couch so the guys on the balcony can grab it and lift it up
>>223445865And Five Guys was born
2 guys to carry the bed, 1 guy to rape
>>223445865Tell me you've never carried anything big up the stairs, without telling me.
>>223445865thats not some cheap walmart mattress in a box that was made in the usa and was actually comfortable to sleep on, thats 175lbs of mattress, actual cotton batting, steel springs, and it wants to kill you.
When i moved into my current house my gf and her mother were helping move shit in and were about to get to the couch and were moving shit through the backdoor and the mom just starts going on about how its not gonna fit through the door and blah blah we'll have to take it around to otherside where theres a staircase and then my woman and mom leave to go get coffee or some shit and so by myself I push the couch through the backdoor and get it to the living room alone. Boy did I have an ego trip by the time she got back
>>223445877came here to post this
>and it wants to kill you.
>>223446104And they still didn't fuck you for the effort.
>>223445865Mattresses can be very heavy depending on their material. Add their half-floppy nature and huge size with awkward hand holds and it can be a bother.