>he's enjoying himself out in public>send in the happy couple
>>223450586>hes falling asleep>trigger an embarrassing memory he hasnt thought about for years
>he’s going to a movie alone?>the theatre’s empty a minute before showtime?>send in the group of snickering teen girls
>>223450586day ruined
>In a great relationship>have 10 different girls come on to him and clearly want to fuck him Every time
>>223450586>he's laughing at him writing nigger on an ebin reply to some faggot about some goyslop>remind him that his tomboy oneitis is out there and he's sitting there looking at 4chinz so he's hit with an extreme and immediate despair
>>223450902>Have him wakeup and realize no female in existence would touch him even under threat of rape and murderfaggot
>big climax of the season finale>Marlon pulls Truman aside for another sponsored beer talk>makes his big impassioned speech about the importance of diversity and equity, and about how hatred is a cancer that rots the soul>Truman gives a slight smile and a thoughtful nod, as the camera pulls in for a close up>“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”>He takes a long sip from his beer, holding the logo perfectly in frame>The control room starts panicking>everyone is running around>every single phone is ringing>people start feeding documents into a paper shredder>others are wildly trying to get in touch with their accountants and lawyers>smoke begins to billow in from a fire in one of the adjoining offices>"CUT THE FEED", Geoff yells madly, but the guy on the switch panel has already disappeared into the chaos, leaving his post unmanned>the camera remains squarely on Truman's face as he smiles contently, and breaths in the calm night air
>>223450586>He's remembering a few happy high school memories>Now activate the memory of the perfect girl that was clearly into him but he didn't see the signs
>>223450902Shouldn't matter if you truly devote your life fully committed to your spouse, it's like a whore saying:>"In a great relationship, he pays for everything, even bought my parents a home, and cooks for the kids.>have 10 different Chads and Brads come onto me, they're all tall and from what I've heard from my friends, all hung, and clearly want to fuck me.>When in Rome..."Don't be a cheater, that's bad,
>>223450586>He saw the pics of his crush with her new boyfriend?>Great, have his mom send the photos of his brother proposing to his girlfriend.
>>223450932i remember sitting on a bus ride once and remembering how this really cute tomboy girl was inviting me to walk home with her after school so we can talk and get to know each other because she liked a video game i said i liked and she overheard me and i didn't even try to look for her at the gatesI also remember screaming in sheer despair out of nowhere realizing thatright there in the bus
>>223450959it's a haunting memory that I wouldn't wish on anyone.
>>223450941Dumbass its more about women don't want you until you in a relationship
>>223450998Yes but what I said still stands, so it shouldn't matter, you've made your point though.
>he's enjoying some ice cream on a nice day>send out the hornets
>>223450586>He's fapping>Only allow a small drop of cum, no ropes
>He went to be early?>Wake him up at midnight
>>223450959>>223450980Get over it anon everyone has a moment like thatJust imagine if you'd both hit it off, fallen madly in love, then she dumps you or cheats on you. 99% chance that's what would've happened
>>223450586Two lovers entwinedPass me byAnd heaven knows I’m miserable now
>>223451137Or they hit it off and stayed madly in love for the majority of their lives, had children, lived to old age together and died in each others' arms. See, we'll never fucking know, will we?
>>223450959>>223450932>There was a girl-next-door-type blonde girl that I had a few classes with senior year. >small town of like 2000 in rural Indiana>she was slim, shoulder length blonde hair, greenish eyes, may have had some Native American in her based on her eye shape.>she was the younger sister of a friend of a friend who was a few years older than us>We would always talk and joke around every class we had and she even asked me to go to prom with her.>just think that we're going as friends, plus I was fucking this chubby latina chick who was cheating on her boyfriend with me at the time. >There was another guy in one of our classes that I'd gone to school with since kindergarden who was clearly into her but she never really acknowledged him>Blonde girl kept asking me to go to her house to hang out and meet her parents and shit but I blew her off to fuck the latina chick several times.>in class we're talking about prom and where we'll eat. My friend group was already planning on eating at Texas Roadhouse, blonde girl seems excited and tells me how excited she is to go to prom with mecont.
>>223451320>other guy in our class says he was planning on stopping at McDonalds saying "Food is food". She says "yeah, but not really" and giggles and gives me side-eye>The day of prom I go to blonde girl's house to pick her up and she looked drop-dead gorgeous in her prom dress. she wasn't a tomboy or anything but she usually just dressed in fitted Ts and jeans (this was back in 2010) so seeing her all glammed up really shocked me>we got to prom and have a great time. dance several times. I notice the other guy in class throwing longing glances at us, and the latina chick I was fucking is staring me down while dancing with her boyfriend.>blonde girl notices latina chick staring and gives me a funny look, I just shrug>after prom, I drive blonde girl home and one of her friends comes with us>walk her inside, we're standing alone in her parent's kitchen. not lights, just moonlight coming through the windows>she gets kind of close to me and smiles "I had a great time with you tonight anon" and looks up at me expectantlycont.
>>223451335>>>223451320 (You)>I say "yeah it was fun, have a good night!" and go back to my car>her friend is all excited and asks what happened. I ask her what she means>"Well, you like her back don't you?" she asks>wat>her friend's smile fades and she says nevermind or something and I drop her friend off at home>over the next few days latina chick got into a huge fight with her BF, it comes out that she was cheating on him>word gets through the grapevine and blonde girl is super-depressed and doesn't say a word to me>other guy in class tries to joke and talk but neither of us give a shit about him>blonde girl pretty much ignores me the rest of the year>I continue fucking the chubby latina chick>graduation comes and goes. Blonde girl's parents get divorced and she moves out of state. I hang out with her older brother a few times after high school but he doesn't really have contact with herI looked her up years later and found an arrest record of her in Chicago for assaulting a cop. She'd become a bulldyke with short dyed hair and face tattoos. The other guy in class who liked her is in prison for child neglect after one of his kids was found dead from starvation in a trailer his babymama lived in. The fat latina chick and I texted for a while into college but parted ways. she's married now and seems happy per facebook. I dated several more girls since then, met my now wife and we've been together 14 years. I still sometimes wonder how different things would be if I'd thought to kiss blonde girl in the kitchen that night, but I think I dodged a bullet
>>223451183I already told you to consider the odds
>>223450586Wouldn't a happy couple just remind you of your gf? Why's this bad?
>Girl from one class has been chasing me for over 2 weeks>Asked her out today>"I can't I have a bf">Whatever, move on>50 minutes later she's texting me and trying to make time together>Give her a quick answer, left her on read, she's scrambling to get closer and added me to contacts so I can see her profile picWhat the fuck is wrong with women?After interacting with a few girls like her Silent Hill F makes perfect sense.
>>223451392I think you dodged a bullet, it was for the best.
>>223451452>remind you of your gf?what gf, did the state finally mandate me one?
>>223450586
>>223450586oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>223451578No you're supposed to go find one.
>>223451320>>223451335>>223451392Boriiiiiiiiing dnr
>>223451564She’s trying to upgrade or create backup safety nets Didn’t your dad teach you about foids?
I was at Six Flags and some French guys started trying to ask me for directions in French... They continued to speak French at me and I kept saying I don't understand you, I don't know what you're saying, I don't speak French... Staring at them.. and they just kept pointing at the theme park map and speaking French. Then I turned around and ignored them and my friend who speaks Spanish started talking to them and I think it turned out they were trying to find a bathroom.They were too stupid to find a bathroom in a theme park and they were too stupid to speak English in the USA.If you go to France and speak perfect French some of them will pretend they cannot understand you.
>>223450736oh no my peanut allergy!
>>223450586>he's minding his own business>activate woman staring protocols>he's resisting, amplify 10x
>>223450902This infuriates me, where were you 4 months ago you stupid whores
>>223451564Holy virgin>>223452771>Didn’t your dad teach you about foids?Thank God mine did. RIP dad
>>223450926fuckin kek
Limerence stems from parental neglect. Interestingly observe Truman's mother.
>His new gf is bending over in front of him to pick something up?>Make her brap now, hard.
>>223450925Holy FUCK you guys trying to recover izzat is funny
>>223450586>Wife and I are enjoying the evening>Send in the sad sap on the bench who cant stop wishing he was one of us so he can feel love
>>223450926If anything needs to be made into aislop, its this.
>>223450586>His life is finally back on track>now give him the sudden urge to go back to posting on 4chan
>>223450586What if Truman Show is an anime and the director is a perverted Japanese director like Miyazaki Hayao or Anno Hideaki
>>223454730Imagine posting on 4chan being a catalyst that derails ones life.
>>223450586>>send in the happy coupleI remember seeing an interview with someone who believed they were the victim of gangstalking, he was gay and believed every time he saw a hetero couple engage in a public act of affection this was deliberately staged in front of him to make him feel bad
>>223454755haha yeah wouldn't that be funny
>>223454813Thats not 4chans fault, thats a personal flaw ones needs to fix, Ive been here since '08 and im married and all that shit they said anons could achieve.
>>223454760yes there are all sorts of flavors of solipsism
>>223450925Speaking from experience the threat of murder is more than enough to make women touch me.
>>223450926Finally, the tables have turned.
>>223450932I thought I had killed that memory.I thought I killed it!!
>>223454730nothing wrong with being with frens.just learn from it. what is good? what is bad?
>>223452771>Didn’t your dad teach you about foids?
>>223452857Brother, it’s because being in a relationship signals to women that another woman has deemed you worth dating which proves to them your value as a potential mate/romantic partner. That in being in a relationship removes any desperation for pussy which women can smell a mile away.
>he watched mean girls>make he want to BE regina george
>>223450586So what would the network have done if her started becoming degenerate and wanting to on a drives to pick up mulatto runaways to rape and strangle?
>>223450586>he just let that car pull out ahead of him>radio the driver and tell them to cut their speed by 15 mph
>he's enjoying the unhinged creativity of 4chan>now make another The Truman Show thread
>>223450736Imagine
>he made an anti-Trump post>quick dispatch an ICE raid to his street and make him late for work
>>223450586>hes on the highway an hour from home>increase traffic by 6000%>now give him sudden diarrhea >incredible
>>223450932I actually bumped into a girl from higschool I thought might have liked me like 14 years later. We had a great talk and we swapped numbers. I tried to go out with her like 4 times and everytime she was busy or broke or sick. I even bumped into her again, a year after that. And she was always busy, again. This is way better than wondering what could have been.
>>223456489Gosh, these women we find ourselves kinda interested in are always so busy. Or tired. Or sick. Or their dog dies. Or their phone runs out of batteries before they can respond to plans.
>>223452857Around.You were undesirable at best before, an ick! at worst, but by starting a relationship with some bitch, you've proven that there is something desirable about you after all. And now they are curious and want some of that too.
>>223456719I dont even bother anymore. Women just keep disappointing me over and over again. I used to be mad but now im just tired.
I get happy when I see happy couples, I get happy when I see people happy in general. If I'm not allowed to be happy, then it makes me happy to see others happy. It's like happiness cuckoldry
>>223450586>He met a girl he likes, very well>Make his dick hard, very hard, and poking>He is embarrassed, perfect >Now make hers too
>Now make the slampig pump&dump want a relationship with him, again>Now make him too soft to reject her and instead he goes with it, again
>>223450586>Sir he didn't notice them, he's just focused on skating.>Send in the pebble.
>>2234509262016 called, they want their edgy content back
>>223457584If women don’t want you, it just means that you’re low value.
>>223454813all the things below minus the troon shit was there in 2011
>>223450736>>223456371>have them sit behind him>the movie is about to begin?>have one of them take off their shoes and put their sweaty feet on his headrest
>>223450932I actually channeled the energy into asking out not one but TWO girls I was into, one was nice enough to say>oh well my mom says I cant date anyone at this age Which was an appreciative letdown, the other told me about her boyfriend ive never seen or heard about before which gave me a huge complex about asking girls out before they get a boyfriend. Then I dated this other super cute girl briefly and on new years I was drinking with buds and she texted me asking to hang and my dumbass was all "we'll hang soon im hanging out with my bros tonight" not realizing that was my final chance, that same night she literally posts to Facebook>wish I had s boy to kiss tonightHoly fuck that wouldve been my first kiss and she was like a cute chipmunk stoner girl who probably wouldve fucked me after the like third kiss. Following that failure I crushed on my best bros sister for near 2 years during that time my other bro got wasted and boned her and she wanted to go out with him further and he didnt. Not a huge loss now shes a liberal writer/theatre whatever who wrote a big paper on white racism in college.
>He's finally giving real opponents another try after months of bot matches>Get the koreans in that lobby and tell them that every one of his kills is coming out of their salary
>>223457817And what do women consider low value? Please enlighten me.
>>223450932you won't suddenly see the signs if you didn't catch them back then
>>223458250kek
>>223457584I've gotten to the point (with her, at least) of just inviting her to things I dont plan on going to. She has never outright said she's not interested in dating or hanging out, but she flakes 9 times out of 10. So I just throw phoney invites at her now to force her to come up with new excuses.
>>223457679my life
>>223456489This except the girl really wanted to hang out but then Truman’s sister told him she has a long time on again off again bf and Truman didn’t want to be used as a dildo for this whore so he ghosted.
>>223450619iktf
>>223454730I really have no idea why people act like browsing or posting on 4chan is a huge problem. What is the big deal? Is it because it has a bad reputation with the media or something? It's just another website. I use it mainly for news. I really don't get it. It's like the online equivalent to being in a cafe where everyone is reading newspapers, except most people there happen to be really rude and hate you preemptively and argue with you over nothing, which is really not a big deal at all unless you're extremely fragile, in which case, you probably wouldn't be here anyway. I've been using this site since 2013 and I still don't know what people are alluding to about using it being really, really bad that I'm missing. I'm aware of the negative aspects of it, sure, but people talk about it like it's some kind of purgatory or torture chamber and I really don't understand it. It's no worse than twitter.
>>223459274>"Oh shit, I don't want to fuck another guys girlfriend, that would be immoral. Better not have sex."What the fuck? That's extreme cuckolded behavior. If you're fucking another guys girlfriend, you're winning, not losing. You would have to be a fucking idiot not to. Why are you so invested in this other guy who fucks? What the fuck do you owe him? He's another man and is therefore your competition. You must fuck another guys girlfriend if given the opportunity.>"Oh shit, better not impede on the ground of this guy who I don't know and have never met and never will."What a fucking idiot.
>>223450586How do you get over shit like this?
>>223450736>sir, he started covertly taking pictures of them with his phone!
>>223460827What I do is I spend about thirty minutes brainwashing myself into believing that I've lived an entirely different life than the one that I actually have before going out.
