>I never read the writings of Diogenes, but the jamboy slave I had at university did. He would ramble on and on that I was a chicken, and bawk at me while pecking away on my digital typewriter with lose strawberry laden talons of his, which at the time was worth more than his entire village. After his abysmal term paper rewarded me with a paltry A- in philosophy 101, I sent a team of my best assassins to incinerate his village. I roasted his family like my mother-in-law's blackened chicken. He never bawked after that day, and I graduated Valedictorian of my class. This deal was such an insult to my time that it made me a touch broody; I've already had the charred corpses of your family placed in my 9th least favorite lake house's menagerie, affixed inside my largest pithos from ancient Greece. Now get out of my stage light.
And yet, Diogenes never left any writings as far as we can tell. Thus, this is on brand for him.
>I know, I'll name myself after a wrestler
>>223451332is this guy the most surprisingly non-Jewish person ever?
>>223452850>O'LearyHe looks Irish, sounds Irish, and has an Irish last name. Why are you shocked? I do know there's a lot of mixed Ashkenazis that don't look Jewish, but I see no reason. He's also Canadian, which isn't as big a hub for financial jews as NYC and LA are.
