remember when Sonic the Hedgehog had a gay wedding?
bugs bunny route?
No.
Sonic 1 is a better game than Sonic 2
I'm going to FUCK that hedgehog
>>223454789true.although it's nice they considered some people would play Sonic 2 S1-style, so you never HAVE to Spin Dash. they threw in more big, open stages like Green Hill Zone and Star Light Zone...and they added in an automatic Go Fast move? fuck you, Sega.
Tomorrow I'll have sex with a hedgehog
>Joke's on you, RoBUTTnik, I'm not really a woman!>Nnnhnng, do you think I didn't know that, you stupid hedgehog? Get ready to suck my PINGAS
>>223457001Sonic was into itone of those Batman/Joker or Killing Eve type situations.
>>223454252Dr. Robotnik was always gay
>>223454789no. most of the levels suck actually in 1 (especially marble zone)
>>223457111Marble Zone is pretty based once you figure out all the little tricks and shortcuts.ANY time you 'have to wait around', you can skip it. riding this box across the lava? just run and jump on those platforms with the rings, and then up to the ledge.you can even jump down to that box on the bottom if you want the secret. no need to ride it back: just jump on the platforms in reverse and up to the ledge.
>>223457254point is its boring to play as sonic when you arent running fast. all the platform shit in sonic games is just a much worse version of what mario could do in any mario game
>>223457111Filtered.
>>223457343yeah i agree. Marble Zone and Labyrinth Zone intentionally have weird zig-zag corridors so you CAN'T really go fast. Scrap Brain Zone is all about 'fuck you' traps so it's like you're punished for rushing through.not that i want the game just play itself (the way the 3D ones do, and the Advance games to a degree). just set more levels outdoors and make running top-speed a reward you build up to. then you can fling yourself up to the higher path or whatever.Sonic 3 got it right.
>>223454252>I'll show him>I'll dress like a beautiful, sexy, vibrant woman.>Get him to love and marry me.>He'll consummate our vows by cumming in my ass.>That will surely get that dastardly Doctor Robotnikcartoons sure were different
Felix the cat was my jam after sonic on Saturdays.
>>223454252
>>223459444>uh, meow?
>>223454252>Dr. Robotnik is gayso Jim Carrey was on Epstein Island?