Actors in weird ads before they were famous.
>famousthen why don't I know who that is
>>223455924This is fake you can tell because he already looks bogged
Why is he bringing a children's video game system out of a sewer? Why was it in the tunnels at all?
How did the gamecube allow you to "play it without playing it"? This is as egregious as the Wii expo at e3 where they pretended the Wii was capable of shit that tech isn't even capable of now
>>223455961>Why is he bringing a children's video game system out of a sewer?Where do you think game systems come from?
>>223456035Chinese sweat shop suicide factories.
>>223455924Cool, I love video game ads. Electronic gaming monthly was the beast of the entertainment world and had cutting edge ads. All the magazine are out there free for download. You should check out one from the 90s of your favorite game and see what sushi x had to say about it.
>>223456220And where do you think those factories are located?
>>223455961>>223455969Its nonsense but its making you discuss it. That is its goal. Don Draper 101.
>>223456257i liked seanbaby's "rest of the crap" segment
>>223455924>gaycubeI only played that shit when I visited my friend from school who was too much of a nintendfag.
>>223456257Honestly gaming as a medium was better when companies didn't know how to market it, so they'd do weird shit or just try and have hot babes distract people. Sure mechanically games are "better" now, but there's too much shit that you have to go through just to get to the game.
>>223456302I heard the name but I dontbrem3mber that as a kid. I've head the name again as a teen but its still not clear. G4?
>>223456330Metroid and ikaruga were worth it. Dead or alive after getting toasted on a Friday was peak teenhood.
Resident Evil for the Gamecube is the greatest game ever made. And I'll die on that (silent) hill.
>>223455924That does sound like something Dennis would say.
>>223455940Because you don't watch the one show he's known for. Outside that, he's not at all famous.
>>223455924That's not what he looked like when the gamecube was out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72eJJi8tBCI
>>223456459UHM EXCUSE ME, DOES BLACKBERRY RING A BELL? HELLO
>>223455961It was in the Iwata Cave
>>223456411Only played crystal chronicles, zelda four swords, tales of symphonia and baten kaitos. He wasn't much of a metroid fag I guess.Out of like 6 or 7 of us he was the only one with GC, everyone else had PS2s.I remember he used to play GTA2 on PC to cope cause he couldn't play GTA3 or Vice City.
>>223456544Why didn't he just emulate
>>223456352The second life commercial for playstation and the Playstation 2 was peak art.
>>223456422I liked how sleek it looked but I never got a chance to play. Did like 2 best friends playthrough. Beat the playstation 1 on an emulator and it was an awesome experience.
>>223456352>Sure mechanically games are "better" nowlol
>>223456737>but I never got a chance to play.it's got ported to everything like 10 years ago
>>223456702>Why didn't he just emulatePS2 In 2005? Kek PCSX2 was in its infancy and the compaq pc he bought at walmart probably would've toasted itself if he tried.
>>223456792I was joking but actually didn't know PS2 emulation started that early, interesting
>>223456544Only played during sleepovers and when we got to hang so never played through the any rpg. Sucks that he missed out on 3, it was a blast to play and enjoy your wanderlust. Finding smack secrets around the world was a hit in the veins everytime. I got through 3 and 4.but.missed out san Andres and 4 and 5. Recently beat 5 and it really stood the test of time. Felt fresh and exciting, I still want to get the best time on certain levels. Its funny how irksome Trevor finds his bittersweet fame.
>>223455969>the Wii expo at e3 where they pretended the Wii was capable of shit that tech isn't even capable of nowLike what?
>>223456771No cashola, bbrochacho.only played emulators and a pawnshop ps3 for the last 20 years. It suits me. Plenty of gaming on those and still havent 3ven reached the halfway mark.
>>223455960>>223455924This is a fake fucking ad, it's been posted before, you fucking retard, opNot bumping
>>223457031The talking to a virtual child and having it react to you in real time thingThe wii music thing (so egregious the guy on drums got turned into a meme)
>>223457043I dont believe you, its perfectly suited to be a real ad. They were that wacky and zany.
>>223457071>The talking to a virtual child and having it react to you in real time thingThat was Milo and it was Peter Molyneux creaming himself about how great his xbox games would be.You're probably confusing it with nintendogs.>The wii music thingThat's a literal game that came out? What did it promise to be able to do that it couldn't?
>>223457031that zelda tech demo comes to mind. then they gave us some gay chibi shit like wind waker with like 4 dungeonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1MrzjeR2NY
>>223456477It deserved a chance!It had janey as a smoking hot punk and the blonde from joe dirt, wtf?!It even had the dad from unhappily ever after. I only recall the Wang chun song being dance to once. Still need to give that 90s show and icarly revival i shot. Did you guys know.they had a mad about you revival a.few years back? The intro was a childhood staple.
>>223457096Ah my bad. Could have sworn that was nintendo. The wii music thing just made it seem like you had far more control over the instruments than you really did. All wii waggle games could be broken just by shoving the wiimote in the direction of the sensor bar. You had no actual control over speed, timing, or things like timbre as far as wii music goes
Paul Rudd shilling Nintendo at the beginning and end of his careerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pebtf4q96cEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqDxUfYSa-E
>>223457104Wind Waker is a great game. Its just not a great Zelda game
>>223457104>that zelda tech demoThat was for the Gamecube, not Wii. And Twilight Princess has better graphics than that tech demo. So in what way was it pretending that the console was more capable than it was?Because the next Zelda game didn't look like it?
>>223455924Why do we do this?
>>223455960You can also tell by how shitty and unprofessional it looks. Also the photo of Glenn Howerton was clearly taken with a contemporary camera. Also Glenn got white hairs in his beard.
>>223456272>Its nonsenseThis is the cope of retards who don't understand simple jokes.(The joke is that he's so obsessed with the system that he drags the physical machine around with him even in the most bizarre situations.)
>>223455924He was in an Asian movie as token white villain
>>223457285In a sewer? What is he a ni ja turtle?If he was dressed like a maintenance man then it could make sense, dont overthink it unless there is more to the ad.
>>223457250>weIndians. What was before just a theory has now been proven as fact
>>223457250If its true then Brava! It captured the devil may care attitude of the 00s.
>>223457285You must be Sherlock fuckin Holmes cause nobody else is getting that subtext lol
>>223457165>anon gets mad about one instance of waggle bait-and-switch but can't name any of the hundred other waggle-related issues the wii had, mistakenly attributes molyneux kinect retardation to nintendopoor form. maybe avoid big words like egregious until you're better at this whole thing.
>>223457406Lmao fuck you. If I wasn't wrong I shouldn't be attacked. You're mad that I didn't provide you with a fucking youtube essays worth of info.
>>223457000I played Vice City and 3 cause friends had them. We had a total blast with VC, I'd ring up my friend right after getting home from school and eating and we'd spend the whole afternoon just driving around Ocean Drive and trying to rack up stars or listening to the radio, barely doing a mission a day.Then SA came out and we had the time of our lives.Played V some time ago and honestly it was eye catching at first and had me addicted for some time up until getting to Trevor but then when you get back to LS it became a sludge to get through, I guess I just got too old to play a game from beginning to end and also my expectations might've been way too high.We played a bunch of rpgs, we had copies of multiple FF and also Star Ocean, also just regular shooters like Medal of Honor or CoD even James Bond, one of us even got a multitap so four of us could play at the same time.Anyways a blast from the pasthttps://youtu.be/B-8EORB783c
>>223457448Multitap was my holy grail since I learned about blast chamber and forsaken. Never could find it but did have the Gameboy cable for Pokémon red an fun but almost ruined a friendship when he held my vaporean main for a weedle.
>>223457169Good for.him and I bet they paid a fortune the second time around.
>>223457382did you even glance at that picture before you saved it? It's obviously bullshit. You retards will repost anything that looks official enough lmao
>>223457572Do explain how its bullshit (your country's food of choice) Ranjeet
>>223457382Anon those percentages are just the number of chatgpt users amongst AI users in those countries, in the case of jeets it means that 55% are using either claude/gemini/copilot or whatever.It's bullshit marketing to get people thinking everyone's using AI.
>>223457250OP, I'll admit it, I've been had. I saw the image and thought more about how fun an idea it would be for a thread about celebrities doing weird ads, and I didn't check the provenance.To make up for it, here's Meg Ryan in a Burger King ad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb-rgJoucI8
>>223457169The SW2 is already a year old?? FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE21qQHlOLQThis one's a classic.
>>223457382>just a theory has now been proven
>>223457633Its clearly saying jeets use AI the most, which we all know is the truth. I don't really care what the numbers actually represent as long as they are coming to the same conclusion
>>223457696Let me guess, a Pakistani made that info graphic to make indians look bad
>>223457511>but almost ruined a friendship when he held my vaporean main for a weedle.Kek kid me would've chimped out over trading one of the pokemon that needed an evolution stone to complete each other's pokedex and not getting it back. I had multiple off brand cables, it was always a gamble trading with those, sometimes the whole thing would bug out and you'd be scared for your life that the save file would get corrupted.
>>223457703>jeets use AI the mostProbably but that's not what that graph shows, what it shows is chatgpt's share of the AI consumer market in those countries. Otherwise it'd say the number of users in each of those countries so you could compare with their actual population.There's 1.5 billion jeets, if 45% of them were using chatgpt then the total global users would be way above the 300 million the graph claims.
>>223457821>There's 1.5 billion jeets, if 45% of them were using chatgpt then the total global users would be way above the 300 million the graph claims.Or maybe its literally almost all jeets using doing this and most other demographics can tell that its garbage
>>223457750That must have been after generation 1.because I dont remember coming across an evolution stone is but a get the gist. His older sister had to come in and scold us for our screaming match. I relented and gave him his demands so I could get back my vaporean but our friendship and trust was shattered. It was one of the red flags that he was going to screw me over later on in life. Games and olay are good to reveal a person's nature.
kid Jack Black in the Atari 2600 Pitfall ad:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0w5wyguqxE
>>223457686How does he sanction this buffoonery?
>>223455969Animal Crossing's gimmick was that time would pass in the world while the game was turned off, maybe it's referencing that
>>223458039Ah, good catch anon
>>223457686>>223458022But its perfect. All the hijincks work in the story as his character. Remember japanese commercials were before broadband so not everybody in America could it.
>>223456766Upvote
>>223457096>That was Milo and it was Peter Molyneux creaming himself about how great his xbox games would be.this was so strange. the dude DID make games, they didn't have all the promised features, fine. that happens a lot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPIbGnBQcJYbut this is just so blatantly nonsense. it's an actress talking to a video, or at least a scripted demo. then little interjections like>that's not acting!>this is all real!>notice she physically reacted to an item being thrown at her...every test player has done that!that last one is basically the same as picrel.
>>223457368Mario goes through the sewers, Einstein
>>223458150In like 2 levels early game and in the original arcade game that no one talks about. Mario is known for jumping into and out of PIPES, but they only a few times lead to SEWERS
>>223458150>>223458238To continue backing this up, notice how 3D mario contains ZERO sewer levels? Its clearly not something nintendo wanted associated with their front man IP
>>223458238Where do you think the pipes in your sink go? Jfc these games are made for children 6 and up that understand what pipes do, so they don't NEED to show that he goes through the boring empty sewers before he pops back out.
>>223458286Thats retarded. He goes thru a pipe in a grassland and pops up in the desert. You're telling me he took a sewer to get there and they just don't wanna show it? Get real. Mario pipes don't function like real world pipes at all
>>223458150Fuck off! Your reaching! Its a stupid ad that was just supposed to be eye pooping. Game boy had one where a girl is tied up. They are just meant to be unique.
>>223458340Apparently the ad is AI generated anyways. Although that was the goal of video game ads in general, yes
>>223458340*poops in your'e eye* OOOOPSY :DD
>>223458340>>223458494*Eye popping
>>223458260Mario goes through the sewers in Sunshine
>>223458339how the fuck else does he get to the desert then? is there a subway?
>>223459137A single joke doesn't doesn't count
>>223459394Mushroom magic baby. I ain't gotta explain shit
>>223455924Who is this homo?
>>223459137>>223459394Einstein Rosen blobs.
>>223458022The only buffoonery we know he didn't sanction was Jim Carrey's buffoonery. For all we know he sanctions all other buffoonery.
>>223455924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNCtGTvZj0c
You need to give names along with these examples. I can't tell who most of these people are
>>223459545Aunt Viv 1.0 did one, toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3KeaJEmSxI
>>223457720the word is "hypothesis", dummy. a theory has already been proven.
>>223460027No? Theory and hypothesis are essentially synonyms
>>223460081no they aren't, dumbass
>>223456422I preferred Manhunt on GC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDEYPbfWY6I
>>223460096Until you provide proof I'm right and you're wrong
>>223460297That wasn't the most censored version?
>>223460297Make sure to watch the 2 best friends playthrough for the shitstorm of scariness this October.;)
>spikey haired crazy guy>Dutch angles>green lighting>apathetic narratorFucking miss this vibe of adhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXucaUUgCUs
>>223460400Watching 90s compilation of commercials is fun to do but kinda unhealthy if done too much.
>>223455924Evie was in a Game Boy ad back in the day.
>>223460360Watch the what? Speak english motherfucker
suppose it's not really BEFORE he was famous, but Rik Mayall did those Nintendo adverts:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btfSZpI9rf0
>>223460463Who the fuck is Rik Mayall? And why didn't his parents know how to spell Rick?
>>223460081NTA but a hypothesis is an idea of how something might work, a Theory is the explanation of how something does work based on current understanding. For example "If I drop this rock, I hypothesise that it will fall because there is a force acting upon it" drop the rock it falls "The theory is that the rock falls because it is being acted up by gravity."
>>223460533>Who the fuck is Rik Mayall?Peeves the Poltergeist in the Harry Potter films. some of his best work: he was actually INVISIBLE in all 8 movies.>why didn't his parents know how to spell Rick?it was punk, or something. he couldn't well be 'Rich Male' or 'Dick Male' now, could he?
>>223460610Thats retarded. You science types are retarded
>>223460629Oh, its a British thing. Well isn't that just wobbly wobbly tipsy topply wonderful
>>223460455The future channel called 2 best friends.They have a scary game marathon called the shitstorm of scariness.
>>223460654No, it's very simple. It is you who is retarded.
>>223460533>Not knowing Drop Dead Fred.
>>223460692I didn't actually care. I was trying to hit you with the spray bottle for giving a shit about celebs, especially celebs no one has even heard of
>>223460722Why is this guy dressed as sid vicious making such odd poses?
>>223460777They are 2 nerds ic Canada who are fun to watch while eating lunch. Stop being a sperg.
>>223460832Stop being a faggot and get real friends in REAL LIFE
>>223455924OP just won the dick sucking contest.
>>223460791Guess you'll just have to watch the movie and find out.
>>223460932No one is as cool and fun. Too many people have been turned into dullards by society and work.
>>223460694If this is true, then why does the term "conspiracy theory" exist?
>>223461174I guarantee whoever you're watching is just as dull and retarded without a script in front of them and a camera to perform in front of. Thats all that content is you know, a performance. Its not a glimpse into how these people actually are or what their real personalities are like
>>223455924
>>223455924Aron Paul was in a bunch of commercials when he was starting out.
>>223461184Because a theory can still be challenged, it isn't absolutely certain, it's an idea that is put together with pieces of actual information that forms the idea as a whole and is treated as fact due to a lot of solid evidence. So a conspiracy theory is like "Person A went to a restaurant to meet person B, but B never showed and Person A died when the restaurant exploded. I know Person B also knows a person who builds bombs, so my theory is that Person B had A killed" You have built a theory based on the information. That being said it's kind of a misnomer, really it should be conspiracy conjecture.
>>223461339So you agree. Science types just make shit up as they go
>>223461232Who the fuck is Jenna Fischer?
>>223461420>Science types just make shit up as they goWhat are you trying to angle at? It's not "making shit up as they go" it's having an idea about how something might work (hypothesis), doing some research to prove or disprove the theory. That's probably as opposite from making it up as you go as you can get.
>>223461203No script. The entire premise of a playthrough is its a free form commentary of the game as they are playing it.
>>223461436the chick from that show The Office
>>223461232what fast food place sells butter-dipped shrimp?
>>223461798Long John Silvers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1kthtkKM0oQ&t=5s&pp=2AEFkAIBVin Diesel shilling some shark toys, actually had a couple when I was a kid and I think they briefly had a cartoon show
>>223462344Street sharks!Jawline! ;)
>>223462391I meant jawsome! ;)
>>223456272What do women want?
>>223455961Because the gamecube was shit
>>223462414Who cares?;)
>>223461734Never watched it. Always seemed like the type of show sports fans would watch. Goyslop
>>223461731Why don't you play the game yourself?
>>223462433*the shit
>>223456459Fargo?
>>223455940Glenn Howerton. Star of its always sunny in Philadelphia, AP Bio, and that 80s Show. Also appeared in the hunt, season one of Fargo, and Velma
>>223460533God's gift to comedy, and you don't know the man?
>>223457886>all jeets using doing thisUh oh sir
>>223456352>Sure mechanically games are "better" now,
>>223458077>could itYou're retarded.
>>223456766>>223462618Maybe mechanically isn't the best word. Maybe refined? They certainly are more polished, but the games themselves are rarely more fun or entertaining. I'm okay with games having story, but now they're basically just movies that require you to occasionally push a button (or not even that based on the new Wolverine reviews).
>>223460722Everyone who knows that movie knows it fucking sucks.
>>223461239
>>223457643What a qt, can't believe she fucked that drunk chud Dennis Quaid and had a faggot cuck son
>>223461239v
>>223455924I think that's why I originally wrote off that Always Sunny was gonna be another flop-a-rooski after that 80's Show L.I didn't think he had the chops he had the chops[/spoils]
>>223461675Anyone who actually has an issue with science feels it somehow conflicts with "the Word of the Lord" or some fantasy shit like that. It has nothing to do with logic or reason, which is why science is such a turnoff to him.
>>223462877I just don't get why people would be like "Grrr those science types making shit up!" When those science types gave us computers, and the internet, and electricity, and cars, and better food, and basically everything else.
>>223462450Cranston does look like he vibed well in the 80s
>>223461239>>223460400He was also in this Korn music video, I remember seeing it when the only thing I was watching on tv were music channels, for years I had it in my memory but didn't know it was Jesse Pinkmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVPvzX-AeSM
>>223462872I do feel kinda bad for Glenn Howerton, he definitely has skill as an actor, as does Charlie Day (though much more limited) and yet both have them have been tied to that show for 20 years and it has basically killed their careers outside of it. I mean sure a steady paycheck is great, but I have a hard time believing that it's what they wanted for their careers.
>>223462872Glenn Howerton is a Juliard classically trained actor. He could have done prestige dramas and had an entirely different career.
>>223462920Maybe they're making fun of that stupid Juggalo song about the 'magical' mysteries of the universe, where the one faggot clown shits on books and scientists because he's too dumb to understand anything. Seems like the ignorant dirtbags on this site would like that kind of 'music'.
>>223462975I think what they have is far more lucrative and satisfying than doing auditions and hoping for work all the time. They write and control their own show and can name their price. They probably don't even seek much other work. I'll bet more wannabe actors covet their careers more than all the rejection of the other way. They got lucky and ended up with more than they expected from their careers. You just don't know what's good.
>>223462975on the flipside, perhaps once they both started families of their own, whatever they wanted for their careers probably took a backseat. the strong sense of ambition that propelled one in their 20s and 30s tends to fade away into nothingness to make room for new responsibilities and fearsthough Charlie Day did sneak out his long-time project of a movie which didn't do too hot. if that didn't snap him out of it, then I don't know what would. maybe you're right, Glenn doesn't seem to have an equviilent to that desire
>>223462975>>223462984It's kinda weird how he had the good looks but somehow not the vibe to be a leading man, I think he would've been a fun character actor without Always Sunny but that's about it, he auditioned for Starlord and didn't get it, that would've been his only chance at a big break
>>223455924American video game marketing is absolutely baffling.Even when i was a kid i used to stare at magazine ads and think to myself "what the fuck does this even mean?"
>>223463081>>223463120I don't want to take away from the fact that they have basically written their own golden ticket in an industry where you can be a world renowned performer and still end up destitute and homeless after huge success. I just think it's a shame that we never got to see them achieve the kino they're capable of.>>223463142It's capeshit I know, but I always thought Howerton would have made a great Cyclops in a new X-Men movie, but he's too old now.
>>223458039>>223455969It's so awesome and the games so engaging that even when you aren't actually playing it, you're thinking about playing it/playing it in your head.
>>223457382why sweden
>>223463142never underestimate a handsome classically trained funny man
>Mac is the least talented of the cast>yet the most desperate to become a real star
>>223463297I remember Pikmin being like that for me, I spent all day in school thinking about what I was going to do next
>>223457671There's a Switch 2...? Had no idea. Is it a new console or just a refresh/updated Switch?
>>223463006Miracles was literally about how amazing science and shit is. Listen to the song before talking shit about itI was mostly joking. I have no issue with scientists and clearly recognize the value of science given I am living in a structured home with food available from a grocery store while posting from a fucking smartphone I just don't think the word "theory" has a clear definition. He said it meant something that was already proven to be true. Thats not theory, thats fact. The existence of the term "conspiracy theory" proves that. He even capituated like a cuck by admitting its a "misnomer"For a thread started about the star of Always Sunny, all yall seem to forget that Science Is A Bitch
>>223462877>>223462920I should have quoted these posts too here >>223464791But everyone itt is probably gone by now
>>223464791Magnets: How do they work?
>>223464791>smartphone posterThis explains your ignorance. You can look up the definition of 'theory' and see that it doesn't always mean the same thing. Sure, with 'conspiracy' it means something that isn't yet proven. But in science it's the opposite.
>>223464317Both, kinda
>The 'theory of evolution' is JUST a theory.Things seen on T-shirts worn by religious retards.
>>22346482>>223464847Sounds like a lot of cope for the fact that scientists can't even agree on what a word means>>223464839Classic shit
>>223457250Its prettu obvious its fake considering hes whatever age he is now on an ad that would have come out 20 years ago. Youre not clever for "figuring it out". I put "figuring it out" in quotes sincd AI did the work for you, but you get the idea (if not, just ai it)
>>223464867Conspiracy theory
>>223456352>Sure mechanically games are "better"games are glorified melodramatic interactive movies that are woke propaganda. Games made in 2002 are literally better mechanically than most AAA games made in the past 10 years
>>223457382Oh well, youre non sourced ai made image sure has convinced me!
>>223464791>And I don't wanna talk to a scientist>Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
>>223462706Even the "polish" has declined. Games have completely unoptimized graphics now for the sake of "fast iteration" (so they can have hundreds of workers who have no idea what they're doing working on the project and boardrooms who can't make their mind up making all their decisions)
>>223461420yeah you tell those liar science bitches whats up
>>223455969There was gamecube/gba combatability with some games.
>>223464791>I just don't think the word "theory" has a clear definition. He said it meant something that was already proven to be true. Thats not theory, thats fact. The existence of the term "conspiracy theory" proves that. He even capituated like a cuck by admitting its a "misnomer">Anon learns that context can change the meaning of a word.You're a fuckwit.
>>223464900Its just confirming the obvious. Do you really think its straight white men creating AIslop threads? The AIslop is always about trump, capeshit or some other low IQ media IP, or women. If you have working eyes you know that only indians find this shit entertaining>I ARE THR ARTIST NOW SAAR
>>223464917Smart move given how covid played out. The motherfuckers are lying. Its getting ME pissed
>>223464990You couldn't play gamecube games on the gba anon. You could do cool multi-player shit on a couple of titles WHILE SITTING IN YOUR ROOM CONNECTED TO THE GAMECUBE
>>223465039So are you. Prove me wrong
>>223455924Not an actor but mildly famous: Mike Rowe talking about the Cat Sac on QVC before he landed Dirty Jobs is a pretty funny video.
>>223464951Science literwlly does lie to fill in the blanks of shit we don't know, and there is a LOT of shit we don't know. We still don't know what dinosaurs look like. We still don't have proof that dinosaurs existed. Yet we have a full t-rex model conjured up by whatever group of retards had funding at the time hanging in the Smithsonian. What a racket!
>>223465045
>>223459545SUMMER OF GEORGE
The playstation spokesman that tried to double dip and made a commercial with the competition. Blew it!
>>223465148You ate a turd straight from a cows asshole like 3 hours ago, guaranteed
>>223465082Mike Rowe is definitely an actor anon. He has never worked a non-Hollywood job in his life
>>223459137We don't talk about Sunshine.
>>223465153Qrd?
>>223455940hes a fucking golden god, who the fuck are you?
Do you remember when Evangeline Lily was a model on G4 that showed off various new hardware?
>>223465187>All people who work in entertainment are automatically actorsAnon, I....
>>223457368The sewers belong to all the people. This is a democracy.
>>223465223No, but I remember when she was on one of those "Singles Chat Line" phone sex commercials kek
>>223465231He acts in Dirty Jobs. What more requirements do you need?
>>223465168Lol Im AmericanBut by all means, keep talking about your Indiam poop fetish.
>>223465191Us patricians do. Better than 3d land, better than both galaxies, better than bowsers fury
>>223465233Not in NYC. Those sewers are kike property
>>223465262Yes, its me who has a poop fetish, not the great, powerful, noble indian race. I kneel, SAAR
>>223465254No, he's the host on Dirty Jobs. Would you consider Jeff Probst an actor? Sure, they read some lines and do some things in a "skit" kind of way, but he is mostly just Mike Rowe being Mike Rowe in a nonfiction television reality show.
>>223465315>Yes, its me who has a poop fetish,I accept ypur concession
>>223465337Do you not understand that you have no idea who Mike Rowe is? Do you not understand that his entire image and career is built on a facade? If thats not a career in acting I don't know what is.Every time he claimed to know shit about blue collar work, that was acting. He probably couldn't point to the right drill bit needed for a quick home improvement task
>>223465416Lol ok retard. You definitely aren't brown with feces under your nails
>>223460675MTV aired the show in the US, before they started doing their own programming like Real World and etc
>>223465451Oh okay so you're going with a super broad definition of acting. Well, by my narrow definition: no he's not an actor. By your definition professional athletes and store clerks and politicians and anyone who appears in the public eye at all is an "actor." I guess somebody better sign Luigi Mangione up for SAG. NEXT
>>223465077Theory does not equal fact, scientific theory is a functional understand of something based on research, sometimes a theory can be rock solid and is basically treated as fact, but because there are things still unknown to science, there is potential that new information could completely upheave the way we understand things. A conspiracy theory is not the same as scientific theory. The word theory holds a different meaning because the context is different.
>>223455940Because you are an IDIOT and a SAVAGE
>>223455924why does he look like that faggot billionaire nowd
>>223465459Bro you are giving off HARD self hating JEET vibes, saar.
>>223465451>>223465507Technically the most appropriate terms for what Mike Rowe is would be either "presenter" or "host." He isn't an actor, but there is a level of performance involved.
>>223462923is this My Two Dads?
>>223465514>I am a LEGEND!
>>223455924That's a perfect description of THE GAME
Wario World is the best Nintendo game ever made.
>>223456386First I heard of him was when he was writing for Cracked.com. I laughed at one of his articles so hard I blacked out. It was about playing Sims. I even remember the title - “Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind with Sims.” He’s a fucking brilliant comedy writer.
>>223465118>We still don't have proof that dinosaurs existed
>>223465623Damn it …
>>223462433you wash your damn mouth out
>>223465507>By your definition professional athletes and store clerks and politicians and anyone who appears in the public eye at all is an "actor."Not even close, how are you being this obtuse? Store clerks and athletes are exactly who they present themselves to be. Nothing they do is an act or facade. Now politicians, we could call them actors, I'll agree with that. They all ACT as if they are serving humanities best interest when in fact they are all owned by kikes and only do what will benefit Israel. Mike Rowe NEVER had a blue collar job yet ACTED as if he did and came from that world in the TV SHOW Dirty Jobs. He's an ACTOR
>>223465463>MTV aired the show in the USAnything but air music videos, jesus fucking christ
>>223465513The word shouldn't even exist, and if scientists truly know so little about fucking anything, they shouldn't be held in high regard
>>223465540He played one in Blackberry and it all rubbed off on him
>>223465749What? Have you never actually watched an episode of Dirty Jobs lmao? God you're retarded. He NEVER presents himself as anything other than the host of the show. He doesn't pretend at anything. He has since appeared in the public eye and given statements like a politician would about the benefits of blue collar jobs, but that was after doing 300 different blue collar jobs for a day in 50 different states. Holy shit. You literally have no idea what you're talking about at all. Also, athletes live TOTALLY fake existences. They are pure persona.
>>223465547Jeets aren't fucking sentient enough to hate themselves. They turned their entire country into a sewage line and blame whites for their misery. Retard
I knew Tom Selleck was in a Pepsi commercial because he talked about it on Letterman. they made him do so many takes of him downing a Pepsi it made him queasy. but when I looked it up, a bunch of other ads came up, toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zcj5TKDQ7E
>>223465626Its up there. Too much junk and archaic gameplay to be the best. I'm not saying the jank can't be overlooked or that it was seen as archaic at the time. But its a really simple game no matter how you slice it. Up there, but not the best
>>223465788You're such a retard it's astounding. When you turn your head in the wind does it whistle through your ears?
>>223465760you're too young to understand the point I was making. they aired TYO when they were still a video channel. because it was a good, rock-and-roll themed show. they didn't stop showing videos until AFTER the Real World because that was the first reality TV show and they realized they could make more money airing those than music videos. their airing of TYO predates that. it was a good show.
>>223465678Lemme guess, you believe the bones are real. Like I couldn't fabricate a bone and put it two inches underground and then dig it up again with cameras rolling. We live in a jewish hell matrix. You can't trust shit. Tell me, does a dinosaur have feathers or not? Oh, still haven't figured it out big science man? After all this fucking time?What a joke
>>223465811Did stealing elderly people's homes make him queasy as well?
>>223465837My only reasoning is it's the peak of Nintendo's weirdness and the peak of Charles Martinet's voice.
>>223465808> but that was after doing 300 different blue collar jobs for a day in 50 different states. I'll take shit that never happened for 300Mike Rowe is an actor and a kike stooge, telling kids its THEIR fault they can't get a job or buy a house. Fuck everything about him and fuck you for defending him
>>223465808>Also, athletes live TOTALLY fake existences. They are pure persona.Almost missed this last bit. Total bullshit. You're describing musicians and celebrities. Athletes perform what they've been training their whole lives to perform, then get the hell off camera.
>>223465637Okay, yeah. I remember reading cracked regularly years ago. I know he was a big names in certain circles. I think he might have been around funhaus sometime.
>>223465901Nintendo has definitely made weirder, more japanese friendly games, warioware included. Definitely a high point in Martinet's career though
>>223465233They literally arrested some guys in nyc for going into the sewers.
>>223465873wow, you actually believe that.and you come here because this is the only place that won't outright ban you for being a retarded flat-earther.obviously I can't change your mind, but that's equally sad and hilarious. are you one of those gaylords who thinks they're going to be raptured when Jebus comes?
>>223462706hi reddo
>>223465223>>223465250What a hottie! Its her ear play for me.
>>223465951I'm not a flat earther. I come here cause its the only place I can call out kike shit for what it is. I do consider myself one of Christ's warriors, and its sad that you can't say the same for yourself. I have no idea what my fate would be in the rapture, but I also REALLY doubt I'll live long enough to see it. If Christ hasn't come down after all the Epstein shit and genocide, he won't be coming down for a while
>>223465198Kevin butler was a character for Playstation and he did a commercial for Firestone that offered a nu tendon with as a bonus and they fired him.
>>223466050Whats Firestone and a nu tendon?
>>223466135Firestone tires and a nintendo wii.
>>223466145Damn, so it wasn't a wii commercial but the wii was just an afterthought and they still fired him? Petty. No wonder they're losing so badly to Nintendo. Shit, who isn't?
>>223466000you're totally gay, dude.you know how before we had microscopes and regular people all "knew" that flies spontaneously generated themselves because life forms and germs smaller than the human eye could detect was obviously bullshit? that's you, now. it used to be that idiots just spent their idiotic life in obscurity because no smart person would allow you to spew obvious bullshit because the media was all gatekept by people who earned their positions by proving they were smart before someone would bother paying them. but now with the internet, all the idiots can find each other and cheerlead for each other's moronic backward denial of reality, and instead of admitting that you can only talk in your echo chambers because nobody with a 3 digit IQ wants anything to do with losers, you just tell each other that you're being suppressed by DA JOOS (the oldest conspiracy theory in the world.)it's a perfect echo chamber.go ahead and be a warrior for Christ, you're an American, you can believe whatever you want, hallelujah. just please don't vote or reproduce.
>>223459509Look at that beautiful head of hair…
>>223466202>you know how before we had microscopes and regular people all "knew" that flies spontaneously generated themselves because life forms and germs smaller than the human eye could detect was obviously bullshit?What? Wanna try that again with less schizophrenia and more grammar?>because the media was all gatekept by people who earned their positions by proving they were smart before someone would bother paying them.Never happened. Its always been about who sucks kikes off the best.Again, I come here because I can say such things. Where is the daily dinos don't exist general? It doesn't exist. Clearly I am in the minority with my beliefs and am not playing intellectual badminton with like minded individuals >DA JOOS>conspiracy theoryWe have solid proof (which is allegedly a synonym for theory) that kikes have an international child sex and murder trafficking ring as well as the fact they dine on infant flesh. All has been disclosed by the US government. So its not a "theory" (catch 23 of a word), its reality
>>223466275this is a thread about actors in weird ads.can you take your neurotic bullshit to >>>/pol/
>>223465809Sure thing, sa'ar
>>223464317Honestly both. It's a new console but it can play every switch game available, but you can't play switch 2 game on the switch 1.
>>223466348This thread is about a lot of things. I'm not gonna sit here and take abuse without responding in turn. I'm not a cuck
>>223460400Not an ad, and what was that last name again?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3IIG3ae_5A
>>223466275>me and Jesus are total bros and he's gonna totally blow me when I get to heaven and everyone who believes in dinosaurs is going to hell.fucking lol
>>223462923You're thinking Billy Ray Cyrus
>>223466800Yeah, I definitely said those things bro
>>223455924He already looks old as fuck here. What is this from 2002 or something?
>>223467054Read the thread ya jackwagon
>>223465873YOU can't trust shit. Because following too many "rabbit holes" you got brainwashed into distrusting everything. I bet it was Covid that did it. You people are so weak. You have no trust in any institutions and there are no alternatives besides no name Twitter accounts that call everything 'fake' and 'lies'. You'd rather believe anything but the reality of the world. You people are fucking pathetic.
>>223467152OTOH, what if you're the idiot for believing a bunch of comforting lies and refusing to consider the uncomfortable truths?
>>223457429>Lmaonta, you're a fucking insufferable little retardyou were probably 8 years old when that e3 occurred hence your garbage fucking memory and flippant retard fucking attitude>using "youtube essay" as a metric of measurementsomeone should drag you behind a car while someone else rapes your 43 year old whore mother
>>223467152I've known we are in a jewish hell matrix since before I started browsing 4chan, so well before covid.Call me what you will but at least I'm not some labrat following everything the TV tells him is real or not real or what to do or not do.I am a real man. Not some spineless wagecuck who only gets his jollies by making up a strawman and attacking it
>>223467198Uh, sorry to offend you grandpa
>>223467192No, I have normal critical thinking skills. Not immediately distrusting the main news stories reported by the international press is normal. We have no reason to disregard everything but conspiracy theories. You're incapable of trusting anything and you think it makes you MORE discerning. Believing nothing is just as dangerous as believing everything, which you probably think I do. You never have any real evidence for these 'uncomfortable truths' you believe in.
>>223467243Still making up strawman I see
>>223467335Damn he really is a scarecrow fucker
>>223467243Your entire post just made me act out that meme of the claymation guy shifting his eyes to one side in disbelief. Enjoy your "life," idiot. Sail on.
>>223467335No, it's exactly what you are. You immediately distrust anything from a trusted and respectable source. You think people who don't are "bootlicker NPCs". You think everything is a coordinated lie to fool the stupid sheepish masses and that you are capable of seeing through it all and finding the REAL truth. You're nothing but an extremist skeptic. Go ahead and disagree with specific things here instead of continuing to use the word 'strawman'.
>>223467416You fuck infants. See how easy it is to play the You Do This game? Learn how to debate properly. Who am I kidding, you never will. You're a shabbos faggot wagecuck
>>223467396Gumby? A California raisin? There are many "claymation guys" out there. Including The Noid.
>>223467430>shabbos faggot wagecucklol, I don't even speak your language. I knew you couldn't back up your strawman bullshit.
>>223467439Every real nigger knows the exact meme I'm talking about
>>223455940He was in Lethal Weapon.
>>223467448I did back up my strawman argument. You fuck infants. I should be contacting the FBI right now
>>223467416I'll bite. The problem with "normal thinking" and "trusted and respectable sources" is that when you're actually smart you start to learn about all the times that their stories don't match, or they completely contradict, and eventually, if you have a brain and a working memory of these kinds of things happening again and again and again, the entire narrative collapses as simply not possibly being a reasonable explanation of what's happening in the world. YOUR views quite literally CANNOT be correct, logically. I have never said what I believe IS correct, because I'm undecided, but I am sure of what ISN'T correct. Do you understand that at all? Or are you just going to keep pretending like you're the only anon with a functional brain? I used to be exactly like you, EXACTLY. Give it time, friend, at some point you'll realize that you're wrong and you will liberate yourself. None but ourselves can free our minds.
>>223467538He's fucked off now that I stumped him by calling out his infant fuckery
>>223467472Shame I'm white then.
>>223455940That's the dude who played the main character in Band of Brothers.
O'l Glenny balls was in ER>>223460400So was Jesse, he played some stoner trying to get custody of his brother or something.
>bringing up Cranston but not any actual video ads he was a part ofTHIS BOARD IS ABSOLUTELY DEAD
>>223467538I haven't seen it happen 'again and again and again'. But yeah, maybe a couple times. The thing with you is, you're stuck never being confident that you know anything at all, but there's a pervasive sense of distrust to everything. It's not like you can ever find any real sources debunking or disproving what you choose to disbelieve. It's all just empty theories floating in the ether, and still you choose them over the "official" facts. I hope I never become like you. All cynical about everything. I see the path that you people have taken and I choose not to follow. For 99% of topics I know I can go to Wikipedia and find the truth. I can follow the sources to expand on what I'm learning. There are plenty of trustworthy sources in the world still. Not everything is all corrupted propaganda. Little is. >>223467577Fuck off. You don't have the brain to argue at length.
>>223467645And here I am thinking I'm on /v/ instead of /tv/. Absolute proof this board is dead.
The fact that this thread has so many replies just goes to show how much of a retarded nigger shitshow this board really is. Holy fuck…
>>223467721Then post something better instead of just bitching about it
>>223467647You miss the point that once you're outside the prison and over the fence "real sources" don't matter as much as gut instinct and logical reasoning. You learn a valuable and useful lesson, that "trust" is a luxury only a few can afford. I mean, for example, you trust Wikipedia. That's completely insane to me. You seem like an insane deranged person and I genuinely don't know what you're going to do next because you trust and you believe too fiercely. Letting go of trust and belief is actually very liberating. Maybe I'm too skeptical, but you're too trusting. Thats one thing I am sure of.
>>223467740Why bother? Quality content is the first content jannies look to when going on a thread deleting spree
>>223467754Be the change you want to see, otherwise this board will just be the same dozen or so threads reposted a few times a day for a few weeks before cycling through another dozen threads randomly selected from the same set for a week weeks. Every now and then, a new one is added, and this is done specifically to help mask illegal residential IP VPN botnets.
>>223467793>otherwise this board will just be the same dozen or so threads reposted a few times a day for a few weeks before cycling through another dozen threads randomly selected from the same set for a week weeks.We're already there nigga, been there for a hot minute now! This is by design, mods and jannies are selected by mossad to contain and pacify society's most neurodivergent people as possible. Moot is never coming back. Hiroshima is an israeli asset
>>223467828Why is anyone still here then?
>>223465793IM GOING BACK TO WATERLOO WHERE THE VAMPIRES HANG OUT
>>223467740Ok, here you go.
>>223467828>JOOOOSlol, you sadly represent a lot of the kinds of posters who have ruined this place. Fucking schizo.
>>223467841To post waifus and/or because they are Indian. And then there's you, you fat balding millennial loser.
>>223467889Hey, I'm not balding. *rimshot*
>>223467879Lmao blow it out your ass, kike. If you reply to this post in any way, it's implicit agreement in my statement that yahweh is boiling himself in shit and piss in hell and that abraham, noah, jacob, and david are his eternal hot tub buddies as they get ass raped by niggers for all of eternity.
>>223465873>i dont understand something, therefore it's fake
Reading religious texts are for incel faggots.
>>223467925BASED
>>223465873Yes, we have extensive carbon-dated fossils of skeletons from all over the world. We have layers of earth with different eras of species. We can map evolution easily. You're a fucking moron to question the gathered knowledge of generations of educated men. Damn.
>>223467947I understand everything crystal clear. Thats my problem really. Only the ignorant are afforded happiness in this life
>>223467964>BASEDSO EDGY!! Samefagging little bitch.
>>223467970>carbon-datedDon't scientists go back and forth on the legitimacy of this?>fossilsAgain, I can make you a bone and bury it. Especially in the age of 3D printing.>we can map evolution easilyWhy is there a "missing link"?Shut the fuck up and move along nigger>>223467982Want me to screenshot to prove you wrong? I don't really feel like it but I can
>>223467953Christians get laid more often than atheists. Athiests join "polycules" with fat retards who have poor hygiene and never ever pass on their DNA. Who is the incel faggot again?
>>223468032You are. You are only "Christian" because it's a good excuse for you to still be a virgin at your age. Because you can pretend everyone is a used up whore not worthy of the traditional marriage you're forever "saving yourself" for. hahahahaha
>>223468015You can't make a bone. They cut them open and test them for all kinds of density and molecular makeup. Something that's plastic would immediately be obvious. And no, scientists do not go back and forth on carbon dating. It's like you're giving credence to the 1 out of 10 dentists who don't recommend the toothpaste. There's always some pseudoscience quacks out there arguing against settled science. And there's something about that which appeals to people who think like you. You're drawn to the skeptic and you want to hear their bullshit opinions on why the 97% are wrong about climate change or whatever the issue is. Good luck forever betting on the underdogs. They're almost always totally wrong. Consensus matters.
>>223468096I got enough pussy to be satisfied. I'm engaged to a tranny now. Because it wasn't easy to see with my eyes the FACT that every cis woman is a used up whore, who would rather fuck a nigger with murder charges than a white man just to piss off daddy. I'm a Christian because its the only way that makes sense for white people. You will regret turning your back on it, although we are always here to welcome you should you repent and change your ways
>>223468218No faggot, this isn't your personal grindr where you hook up with tops and bears. I can strangle you by the way, but not in a sexual manner.
>>223468163This entire post is an attempt to give you all brain damage by it's sheer nuclear level amounts of gaslighting. Now the faggot thinks global warming is real kek. As if he doesn't know that some of us witnessed and dissected the so called "consensus" day by day as that lie was being spread by the mainstream media. Literally watched nothing change weatherwise but suddenly the news acts like rain is some kind of freak thing. Whatever faggot, you can't POSSIBLY be that stupid, or you'd be dead by now. Fuck right off.
>>223468163>Consensus mattersConsensus is artificial. There was a consensus that we all needed to wear masks and isolate ourselves to prevent (((covid))) from spreading. The consensus on those things changed. You're probably vaxxed, so I won't have to deal with you infected my site for much longer
>>223468227What the fuck are you talking about? I bet Ellen Page could kick your ass, fucking freak
>>223468218*wasn't WASfucking phone
>>223468245Yes, I'm sure any day now the vaccines I took 6 years ago will release their "poisons" upon me.Two more weeks!!
>>223468277>phonepostingAnother reason to disregard your idiotic religious posts.
>>223468511Lmao you really did take it. What a good goy>>223468515Eat my ass, I shoot off more shitposts with my phone per minute than you're capable of with a PC. Who the fuck even browser the internet on PC anymore? We have fucking lives, we can't be connected to a PC all day
one more thing, this anon here >>223468261I squat 500lbs. I'm not trying to talk shit. I am without a doubt stronger than you. But I just don't want you gay faggots stinking up a thread with grindr shit. Go to /b/ with all your shirtless posting or fantasies of how you want to cut off your penis. But in terms of men my size, you'd get strangled instead.
>>223468552If you're out and about and still tied to 4chan you're an absolute loser. 4chan time is at home before bed. I couldn't stand to be connected to your bigoted ignorance all day long. Plus I have a life.
>>223468728I sincerely believe that Ellen Page could kick your ass
>>223468940You don't have a life lol. You're a basedboy wagecuck shabbos goy slave.
>>223469205I don't know what any of that means. Presumably because I do have a life.
>>223469238I lole at your existence, goy. You are forever beneath me. Its nice to know some people exist who are forever beneath me.
>>223469196I can still choke you out. the irony is, you're an ACTUAL neckbeard and weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. So I am correct. Growing a beard doesn't make you stronger anon or more manly. Years in the gym does.
>>223469347I am incapable of growing a beard actually. It wouldn't suit me anyways. Confident Aryan men are clean shaven. You could not choke me out. My hi-point is stuffed with hollow points, after I use it I'll toss it and buy another. I'll put your body deep under your house so that no one finds it and if they do they will immediately think suicide. You have no idea who you're talking to on this site. Tread lightly, goy
>>223469510It's just that you're an edgy faggot, built like that kid built like Christian Bale from the Machinist, talking about snuff shit. It's just that I see boys like that get turned out so easily.
>>223469569You see boys get turned out? Fucking faggot. I'm positive I bench more than you and I'm positive my hollow points won't miss. You have no idea who I am
>>223469569Now that I see you've been spamming the 500 lbs squat post on other boards my opinion on you has changed. You are either the biggest retard on the board or a based jester. You could probably make that 500 lb squat bit a real copypasta with enough effort
This kid right here >>223469671>>223469604 is a shoe in. He'll be great to star in the next Poor Little White Boy video.
>>223469702Who you sharing your gay interracial fantasies with, Ranjeet?
>>223469671>other boardsOther threads, on this board. Its getting late, my bad
