Scared, Potter?
>>223459513computer, make him into a sultry milf instead, then make her the main villain in a new harry potter movie with the original child actors, directed by chris columbus, oh, and disable love potion safety protocols.
my hairline will be there in a year or two :(
>>223459513He looks older than Jason Isaacs in the last movie.
>>223459513This wizard zesty
>>223459513He improved after that disaster of a wall
>Scared, Potter?
Imagine his DMs, prime Gaiman would blush
>>223459692As opposed to what, kids buying toys?
>>223459513Wtf, why does he look like he's fifty? What the fuck happened to him? Did he fight in a war or something? This makes no fucking sense. You really shouldn't look that different from how you looked in your twenties until like early-mid-40's at the earliest. What the fuck is this?
>>223459762He is in his 40s.
>>223459692Why would they make the R backwards? Is it in the hopes that it will make kids illiterate?
>>223459780He's not, but I looked it up and he's thirty eight or thirty nine, which I guess makes more sense. I thought he was around my age (born in the mid-90's.)
>Wtf, why does he look like he's fifty? What the fuck happened to him? Did he fight in a war or something? This makes no fucking sense. You really shouldn't look that different from how you looked in your twenties until like early-mid-40's at the earliest. What the fuck is this?
>>223459762i haven't read his book (and won't), but apparently the short answer is alcoholism.
>>223459862I never said that I look twenty five. I think that I look like I'm in my early thirties, which I am, but there's no excuse to look cooked in your early thirties, and more and more, I'm seeing people my age who look way older than they are. That said, people on both sides of my family do tend to age at a glacial pace.
>>223459862Also, it's funny because I'm in my early thirties right now and I see people ten years younger than me who look just like the guy in this picture, so I guess that one could say that they pass for twenty five while looking like this forty-five-year-old-looking piece of shit.
>>223459762Anglo genes
>>223459513>Scared of the passage of time, Potter?
>>223459923tbfair it can hit you like a truck. i did nothing special. if i had a babyface at 25, it's because i hit puberty late, i mostly stayed indoors away from the sun, and autism meant i barely moved my face.Tom Felton looks like a normal guy in his 30s, really. i went through the same heavy/dependent drinking in my 20s. ages 30-35 it's hit me like a truck: all my joints hurt and all my organs hurt. and i was mostly skinny once i got sober at 30ish.and obviously, hair loss. we've grown up in an era where people are OBSESSED with looks. go back and watch classic Hollywood films. is Sherlock-era Basil Rathbone a baldlet? what about when Peter Cushing was doing Hammer Horror?
>>223460011He actually looks really good here, haircut could be better
>>223459513Whites age like milk.More at 11.
>>223460110whatever filters/procedures are going on, he looks fine in most candid pictures. in others he looks actually sickly. a lot of it's lighting i think.this interview from years ago...yeah, damn. he kept the long hair for a while, IRL when your hair is failing out and turning to straw, you don't like a wizened sorcerer, you look like Gollum.
>>223460011>the paki is actually in his late 30sL O L
>>223460298kinda looks like Pewdiepie, same eyes
He more than had the money to get a hair transplant. Either he doesn't care (respect), or his follicles aren't competent enough for it. Either way, balding is an ugly curse.
>i-i'm still a sexy badboy right?
>>223460011
>>223460207As apposed to blacks and Hispanics, who look like they're fifty from the day they're born to the day they die.
>>223460443Hispanics, yes, from the alcoholism. Blacks, depends, if they stay healthy, they can look 30 at 50.
>>223459513He looks like a homo.
How will he portray the new Malfoy?
why didnt they just cast him as Lucius ?
>>223460510Like a zoom zoom little faggot. He literally has broccoli hair in the show.
>>2234605102-3 years too old, for a start.watching that Lord of the Flies (yeah breddy gud), i get it. but all these kids are meant to be the same age. child actors are always a risk, but right out the gate: this will look like a 15-year-old in year 10 picking on some random year 7s whose balls haven't even dropped yet.
>>223460772crazy how despite the blonde hair, he just looks... not white. its like they purposefully tried to make every kid as un-english as possible. so weird
>>223460488It's the opposite. They look fifty at thirty, so when they reach fifty, they technically look the way that they did when they were thirty, but only because they already looked old. And then idiots go, "Hurr durr, blacks don't age." That's because they never had anything to lose.
>>223460772All of them are going to be too old by season 3. They need to recast these kids for second half.
>>223459786>Why would they make the R backwards?Because it was fun! It was a different time.
>>223460829i see it, sort of...ape-like. no P.C. way to put it. it's like when a black guy is an albino.but nah, he'd fit right in as some private school posho. him and the Weasley twins, perfect finds (looks-wise, at least).Nick Frost needed to regain some weight. Katherine Parkinson probably should have chubbed up a bit too. i assumed they just weren't casting fatties, but Moaning Myrtle is a whale.
>the i'm totally a white brit is also that gay pedoAAHAHAHAHA
>>223459719shhhanon just wants to push his manchild boogeyman narrative
>>223459513Surely he's going to play Lucius in the new show?
>>223460011> i mostly stayed indoors away from the sunThis. Never go outside. You might not meet the ladies in person but you can send them an image of your boyish preserved face.
>>223460957I loved going to Toys R Us as a kid, but not because the fucking R was backwards.
>>223460829you white-posing jeets/spics are so buckbroken it's unbelievable
>>223459862This is me, but actually >t 32 years old and the 18 year old chick I’m hitting up thinks I’m 25 lmaoGen z people in general look way older than they are and I’m not sure why
>>223459513Is he playing Daddy Malfoy in the new show?
>>223461549Poor health, a lot of stress, eat like shit, no sunlight, and exercising in an unhealthy fashion.
>>223461616Correct, and it’s genetic. My dad also looked young in his 30s and still looks younger than he is now (he’s in his 60s)
>>223459862Early money and partying too hard
>>223461616Getting less sunlight is actually good for you. The people who spend the most time in the sun look 90 by the time they're 50. You need some sunlight, but, ideally, you shouldn't get any more than fifteen minutes a day. I have a conspiracy theory that telling people "go outside" as a insult/helpful advice when there are fifty other things that you could do that would actually seriously benefit your physical and mental health is just a way to make people age themselves without doing anything to seriously benefit them.
>>223461549Same, except I've never had sex because I have autism. Married straight men in their fifties and older want to fuck me, but that's it.
>>223459862It is funny how many anons use these excuses, or all the lengths they supposedly go through to keep their hair thinking it will help them pull chicks
>>223462051The people in my family can pass for twenty in their thirties and thirty in their forties, and the same is shaping up to be true for me, but I've never fucked and probably never will because I have autism. The people on my dads side are autistic too, but they were baby boomers, so it didn't matter.
>>223462046>menAnon, you need to learn how to fight asap
>>223461497It says "toys YA us"
>>223461414>>223461580Playing Draco in that one shitty play.
>>223459814Then he’d be 5 when the first movie was made, you dyscalculus motherfucker
>>223464470how many rupees is wb paying you, slave?
>>223460207he actually grew into quite a dapper gentleman considering how they made him look in harry potter. He could do James Bond easy.
>>223459513Kek
>>223459625Finasteride and a hair transplant. Problem solved.
>>223459513I thought he aged like shit. Since when does he look so cleaned up?
>>223459513He actually looks decent. I saw a pic of him like 5 years ago where it looked like he was severely balding, but now he looks a lot like the guy who played his dad in the movies; so obviously he took some emergency measures. The actor is older than me and Im old as shit, so I dont expect him to look like kid draco forever.
>>223459513Tretinoin, sunscreen and finasteride could've saved him.
