Shit is going to bomb so hard.
>>223460494It’s been too many years.
>>223460494the movie is set a couple months later but batman has aged 5 yearslmao
>>223460494I would have cared about this movie in 2025
>>223460494>REPORTEDLY HAVERGOOD MORNING BATSAARS
>>223460494The first movie was shit, this is gonna be tragic.
naaa easy billy
Stop making comic book movies over three and a half hours long holy shit nigga.
>>223460494SAAR BATMEN MOVIE IS GOING TO BE HAVER THE NEEDFUL FOR OVER THE 3 HOUR WOOOOWW
>>223460494The Dark Knight was 2 hours and 30 mins. People thought The Batman was too long. If it's 3 and a half hours it better be fucking epic
Why do we need another batman movie
>>223460724It won’t be. It’ll be full of irrelevant filler shit just like The Batman. You could’ve cut 30 minutes out of The Batman
>>223460494dc doesn't have the balls nor clout to release a 4 hour long movie
movies should not be longer than 90 minutes
>>223460494>young batman is 40>old batman is 50how does he fit 80 years of canonical crimefighting into ten years?
>>223460494Movie isn't even done filming yet, there's no way know the runtime.
>>223460494The Reevesverse is perverse and joyless. The Penguin show was just god awful. There is nothing interesting or creative about it, and I say that as someone who hates the MCU/James Gunn style irreverence.
>>223460494Superhero movies should run under 2 hours
>zoomer batman>will be older in the 2nd movie than all the previous Batman actors were in their movies
>>223460494>over three hoursthat kind of runtime should be deserved for true epics like Meet Joe Black
>>223460494this movie was incredible and aging millennial failures seethe over battinson reminding them of their insecurities and failure to mature
>>223460494Kino inbound
>>223460494Every Snyder movie was way worse shorter so this could easily be the same thing.
>3 and a half hours about some guy wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap nicknamed Mr. Freeze who has nothing to do with freezing he's just a mobster who kills people because the movie is the movie is made for capeshitter fans who are embarrassed with themselves for liking capeshit
>>223460724You will enjoy 3 and a half hours of a guy seething in a bat suit
They're going to break part 2 into 2 films to get some money back on the delay. Screencap something else because I'm only saying this to look cool.
>>223461120It's true, I will
>>223461024this combined with the runtime makes the movie dead on arrival. What was the point in recasting a ""younger"" Batman if hes already 40?
>>223460494my body is ready
>>223461005Superhero media can be two things only now;>dark and deconstructive (they hate it and make fun of it)>silly ironic and deconstructive (they hate it and make fun of it)end of
>>223461095This. Why I never liked Nolan movies either. Just strip out all the comicbook elements and rip off classic crime movies like Heat or in The Batman case S7even
Look at all these gunn shills losing their fucking minds in this thread. HAHAHAHHAAH
Can't wait for a one hour b-plot that has no bearing on the story.
The Batman was already at least 30 minutes too long
>>223460494Battinson is just an egoist chasing clout he doesn't truly care about the city's denizens.
>>223461418I couldn't get through it.
>>223460556Maybe Batman is a zoomer
Batman (1943): 15 chapters with a total runtime of 260 minutes (4 hours and 20 minutes).Batman and Robin (1949): 15 chapters with a total runtime of 264 minutes (4 hours and 24 minutes).
>>223461459>>223461418the brain rot is real.
Batman and Superman movies are dead. They've been done and redone too many times already and I have no interest anymore in seeing movies about them.
>>223460494I'd rather just watch two 80s/90s action movies with the same combined runtime.
>>223461570If you actually thought The Batman was good and not a convoluted mess, you’re the one with brian rot
It's always Nolan millennials and Snyder cultists seething at the new Batman. Just the idea that it could do something better than the other two is incomprehensible to them.
>>223460494>HAVER
>>223461818nobody cares about 3 hours of incel riddler bullshit
cant wait for more pattison kinoI liked the first one, except the dogshit ending fightnegress cat woman was hot
>>223461818What did it do better? Nolan already did the muh realistic Batman. Stripping all the comic book elements out. And I don’t even like the Nolan or Snyder movies.Pretty said almost 40 year old cartoon BTAS is still the best adaption
>>223461818Name one thing The Batman does better than Snyders Batman.
>>223462130makes millennials seeth
>>223462130He does actual detective work and Gotham has an actual gothic aesthetic while also being New York instead of Nolan just filming in Chicago.
>>223462011>That teasing race play from her in a major superhero filmYou kids are so spoiled these days.
>>223462130Cinematography, tone, action, nuance, soundtrack. You think Paul Dini would ever make something as shallow as Nolan or Snyder Batman? This is the only modern adaptation that understood the character and portrayed it properly. Nolan washed it too much and made it into a costume themed James Bond flick. Snyder went overboard and completely strayed away from the character.
>>223460494will the penguin show up? he carried the first film.
It'll make more than $354m/618m which means it's a solid and promising success!
>>223460494I'll take it over whatever Gunn has planned for Batman.
>>223462130It’s an honest Batman
>>223460494it will HAVER a runtime?
>>223460973>how does he fit 80 years of canonical crimefighting into ten years?Because DC has reset their timeline several times, with crisis on infinite earths that tried to fix the discrepancies between the golden and silver age. Then again with the new 52 because things had gotten messy again. And then there was an author (Moore? Morrison?) who took all batman's silver and golden age stories, and made them so they were a subliminal training program batman put himself through when he was sleeping.This eventually came to making the Batman of Zur en arrh (who was original an alien who came to earth and was inspired by batman, but was a failsafe backup personality that would take over if batman ever crossed the line of became incapacitated. The penguin's kids framed batman for murder, which set off a whole chain of events that saw batman travel the multiverse to encounter other batmen (keaton, west, BTAS, etc). This is also the arc where batman survives falling from space and crashing in the mountains.
>>223460494>Batman bombing>everThis board can be really retarded sometimes
>>223462130>Name one thing The Batman does better than Snyders Batman.It doesn't have humiliation ritual scenes like MARTHA! The movie also wasn't written or directed by someone who wanted to see batman get raped. Its also watchable.
>>223460494I might be havering an aneurysm.
>>223460494>reportedly The movie is still filming and then needs to be assembled, edited etc... so this random "source" is for sure bullshit
>>223460494>filming isn't even finished>some twitter insider tells you the runtimelol retards
I haver brown fatigue
>>223462694How’d Batman showing up in The Flash work out? Or headliner of the Justice League? People are getting bored of Batman. Need to give the character a rest but they won’t
>>223460494>no discussion on if it it'll be good or what the story will be>just how much money its going to makei despise zoomers.
>>223463381They keep the movie too tight under the wraps. All I know is it will be like Godfather and it has some nods to villains like Anarky.
>>223462130It's heroic. The film starts off with Batman pulverizing criminals to save the day, but unable to help a child from being the victim of a violent world; the film ends with Batman leading the efforts to help citizens escape from the flood, including carrying a child to rescue workers. Outside of a very good costume and a decent (at times) peformance by Affleck, Snyder Batman is completely awful.
>>223460494I'll be watching my seven seas copy on my nice U shaped cough and I can sit/lay how the fuck I want!
>>223460494>realise that wb is run by crayon chewing retards on the best of days when it isn't in the middle of a contentious merger>get given a blank cheque to make a Batman film>decide "fuck it" and just make a 3.5 hour epic doing all the fun things you think blockbusters should be doingkinda based ngl
>>223460494>reportedly haverI hardly knew her.
>>223460494I miss when movies where 90 minutes
>>223463629>U shaped coughYou should see a doctor, that can be a sign of metastatic lung cancer.
>>223460653This. Woke raceswapping and Catwoman seething over Whitey ruined it.
>>223460494Robert Pattinson was a fucking awful choice for Batman what were they thinking
>>223465060>Kurt Cobain but he’s Batman
>>223463726I miss when people like you were shamed for being stupid.
>>223460494>Shit is going to bomb so hard too>Does this make any sense to you?
>>223460751Would you consider those 30 minutes to be something in the way of your enjoyment?
>>223465141I see what you did there
>>223465112Say that again?
>>223465543No
>>223465657Figured
>>223460973Frank Miller’s timeline is that he becomes Batman at 25 and they usually stick to that. Then he retires at 45 to return at 55.
>>223460494Wow if it's so long I guess that means it's a super serious film worth taking very seriously
>>223460494will this sequel feature a diatribe by a BIPOC female regarding the guilt of straight.white.men.??
>>223462163but this batman IS millennial
>>223462205>He does actual detective workHe’s a retarded detective that needed Penguin to spell out a clue for him.Heck, Reeves Batman is such an awful detective he fails to stop Riddler from flooding the city.
>>223463675>decide "fuck it" and just make a 3.5 hour epic doing all the fun things you think blockbusters should be doingI wishMost of the movie will be Batman whispering for three hours with a very rare “action” scene.
>>223460494How is Matt Reeves going to make Batman check his privilege again?
cringe
