ITT: times you acted like Digger
I want to like this film but I'm concerned Cruise's character will get real old real fast and it'll feel like a drag.
>>223460779This one time I dug a big hole at the beach and found a decomposing finger.
>be dropout who didn't get my ged>hanging out at the local park smoking while telling my bros about all the girls I fucked while high on lsd>new guy shows up>seems kinda dumb>his family's rich though and he drives a sports car>chatting to him and he suggests we start a mechanic business>don't know shit about cars but figure it sounds easy enough>spend an afternoon reading about business shit in the library>use one of the government schemes to subsidise our purchase of a cheap building in the city centre>friend's dad comes by for a tune up>we just turn some screws and polish it and charge him 50 bucks>he's really happy with what we did for some reason>business goes bust within a month>keep the building as our fuckpad>friend's dad swings by and says his boss wants to develop a new operating machine arm for production>have no idea what he's talking about but also no job so instantly say we can do it>show up, take notes>go to home depot and hire some immigrants>give them notes, they give me a design>rewrite the design to look more fancy and use buzzwords like synergy>boss loves it and buys it from us for a few million>decades later>be rich entrepreneur>use influence to gut public services>tell poor people that they should've gone to college>call young people dumb leeches who need to get a job>laugh at a video of a cat dancing that I saw on fb (these animal trainers are getting so good!)>wallow in despair that my generation are the only ones who can save the world
>>223460779Is it true it's a musicalI was hyped and then my friend told me it's going to be a musical
>>223462221filtered.get out of my thread btw
Stole a kid's bike
>>223460779GET THESE DIGGERS OUT OF HERE
>>223460779Only dlack people can say that word dracker.
>>223462255All these things make it sound good.
>>223462255Babylon was kino