Cast them.
>>223461855Diane "Cunk" Morgan as every Spice Girl
>>223461855Why are they still "iconic"? They had ONE song. ONE song. That's it.
I thought that's what Spice World was
>>223461855Well firstly everyone should be played by an American, its only right given how British people feel okay playing American roles, and secondly they only half of them should bother with an accent, none of the good or correct.
>>223461912Three.>Wannabe>Say You'll Be There>Spice Up Your Life
>>223461855Xochi GomezJenna OrtegaIsabela MercedEvie TempletonFrancesca CapaldiAlso, Spice Girls was gay.
>>223461912Cause they captured late 90s aesthetic like no other group
Sydney Sweeny As Baby Spice.
Music biopics are the lowest and most boring form of cinema
>>223461855katseyethey're already more popular than them too
>>223462213This, at least a sport biopic as a narrative.
>>223462234Never heard of them
>>223462234Literal whats
>>223461855Is it just me or were none of them ever attractive?
>>223462271>>223462293seriously?they have like 40m monthly listeners on spotifyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2-yomhYAj4
>>223461855Can we cast them as a bunch of CGI monkeys?
>>22346235020m bots
>>223462164Would work better as Ginger imo, just dye her hair red
>>223461855Ella Bright as Geri
>>223463218No Sydney is baby. It has been decided.
>>223461855>only one with any actual talent turned out to be the scouser wearing addidas.Colour me fucking shocked.
>>223462350
>>223461855Idris Elba as all of them.
>>223461855Who's a recent actress that has very hairy forearms and a sporty body for Sporty Spice? I would get Zazie Beetz for Scary Spice.
>>223461855Cailee is sporty.
>>223461855I'm sure that's a riveting story we all need to see.
>>223463744Or posh
>>223462350>spotifykys.
>>223462350Was that supposed to be a song? wtf
>>223462350I'm an adult man. Why would I have any clue what teenaged girls give a fuck about?And why do you?lol
>>223463704>>223463150explain how they're getting these sponsors thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwzF26o0AuUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WqnQI-dS20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlHHyTWQFzw>>223463781if you liked that one you'll love this one!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co-TFLbaZAE>>223463794music has no genre or age requirement
>>223463803>explain how they're getting these sponsors thenAdvertisers are retarded. That's why instathots can get deals for having only a few thousand views but 300k "subs"
>>223461855I'll only watch it if Scary and Ginger's interracial lesbian love affair is shown
>>223464073Surely you mean Scary and Sporty.
Marylin Manson as Sporty Spice
>>223464132No. Geri and Mel B were rumored to be lovers. Look in to it.
johnny depp as gary glitterhttps://youtu.be/jYRHoQP75-g?t=80
>>223461941>its only right given how British people feel okay playing American rolesYes, because Britain has higher quality actors than America does.
>>223463744i hereby cast her ass as my face pillow
>>223464200Interesting, had no idea.
sexo with scary spice
>>223461960Viva Forever is a legitimately good song.Also, 2 Become 1.
>>223463794Everyone said that at your age, but they knew who the Beatles and Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys were, nobody's heard of today's bot farm "superstars"
>>223465061'ow do
Zendaya as the black one, Hunter plays the rest
>>223461855I recall being forced to watch the Spice Girls movie during school but I forget what the fuck it was about or what happened in it
>>223462234>>223462350>brown girls mog Asian girlsYellow fever fags on suicide watch
>>223465849>Viva ForeverI watched the music video when I was a kid and it was kinda sad desu
>>223462350>>223462234I don't listen to gook shit
I hope Hollywood don't cast them with American actresses. I hate seeing Americans playing Brits, except for Angelina Jolie.
>>223464132Mel C was with Lisa Lopes. Mel B and Geri were together for ages, and Mel B apparently took Emma's virginity with a strap on.Victoria was the only one who wasn't lezzing anyone at all.
>>223461855>>223462033My tongue, all the Spice Girls' arseholes
>>223461912It's literally just because the UK aristocracy funds these assholes into being paper tiger megastars>Oasis and Blur>Third Gallagher brother Robbie Williams>Sugababies>Blue>Ollie Murs>Cara Delevingne>Rita Ora>Solo One Direction aside from Harry
>>223466057>Knew who the BeatlesTired of this revisionism. If you said you listened to The Beatles in the 90s you'd be considered a weirdo oddball at best and a straight up freak at worst. Fucks sake in the 90s you didn't even listen to the 80s. That's why people mocked the Bad To The Bone scene in Terminator 2, George Thorogood was already considered grandpa music.
>>223469724>mocked the Bad To The Bone scene in Terminator 2Headcanon, the post.
Michelle Obama as scary spice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ro0FW9Qt-4&list=RD9ro0FW9Qt-4&start_radio=1
>>223462234I’m going to need a better look at the jeetas OMINADEEPADEE PADEE aka tits before I can confidently declare my ranking >it’s going to be descending order based on big tits
>>223462033Ace of Base is more enduring. Cranberries and Garbage even more so
>>223469643>It's literally just because the UK aristocracy funds these assholes into being paper tiger megastarsI mean yeah like anything in the UK? And everywhere else really, they just don't have titles.
>>223461855bio pÃc? we already had spice worldthey should just make a movie outta this kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l03RKO8L-nE
>>223469941Fugazi is totally indie man
>>223469643Cara is literally the aristocracy
>>223461855One of the cast will be a tranny, bet on it.
>>223461912They had nine no.1s in the UK
>>22346993790s college radio jockey hereTheyre definitely high up there in the listFor 90s pop Mariah sits up on top, TLC was big as well, then you got Morisette, Jewel, Janet Jackson, Sheryl Crow, MorisetteSpice girls are as much as cultural touchstone for 90s as backstreet boys is
>>223462033they predicted instagram
>>223469643Dont forget suprergrass
>>223461855No cast can recreate their divinity. Remember: they're bigger than God.
>>223462346>t. I'm trans, by the way.
>>223461855>Cast them.
>>223461855Is that Candace Owens on the left?
>>223462234Stupid name
>>223462498KEK
>>223461891I could actually imagine her as Geri.
It's kind of wild how so many massive iconic acts of the 1990s, were only really well known in the UK and Australia and New Zealand and to a lesser extent Europe.Spice Girls, Robbie Williams, Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers, Massive Attack, Crystal Method, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, Basement Jaxx, Savage Garden, Jamiroquai, Deep Forest, Enigma, Era etc.Honestly outside of Grunge/Alt rock, Backstreet Boys and RnB, what the fuck were mainstream Americans even listening too at this time? 1990s really was total UK dominatio in terms of music.So anyway, a Spice Girls movie is going to be a fucking flop because Americans have nfc who the Spice Girls were.
>>223471784retarded take
>>223471800Literally none of these huge acts were chart toppers in the US. The US only learned of even fucking Daft Punk purely because of Kayne West's Stronger.It's just fact that big production biopics of artists Americans have nfc about, are going to be flops. Brits/Australians don't really go out of their way to watch British movies. BETTER MAN was actually a fucking awesome movie, but it is the biggest flop in British movie history despite Robbie Williams being a fucking Elvis tier super star putting out no1 hit after no1 hit on the seemingly monthly in the 1990s/2000s here.
>>223471832even more retarded take. daft punk had a #1 hit in the states a decade before kansleezy sampled them. get a grip.
The real question is: who's going to be cast as the Yoko Ono of the Spice Girls, the infamous David Beckham?
>>223471846No they didn't lol, their highest charting US song is Around the World at Number 61.
>>223471864Beckham wasn't even really the problem. The problem was Mel B wanting to go public with dating Geri.
>>223471319Emily Ratajkowski, she's also black (Jewish).
>>223461855do you think today's youth gives a shit about a bri'ish girl group
>>223462234Only reason I learned of them was because I was at O2 the same day as their concert, and saw like 10000 6-14 year old girls and gay boys going ballistic about seeing them out the front.I looked them up and their live show and was like "Wtf this is adult oriented even for Kpop, they look like strippers doing burlesque shit, why the fuck are they twirking their bare asses in 10 year olds kids faces? The songs are filled with swearing as well".Watched a video of some review of the concert by someone who just got free tickets or something, and didn't know who they were, and literally he talked about how all the parents in the arena were in absolute fucking shock about what they were seeing and the lyrics their kids were singing lmao.Apparently they started as an adult oriented ""Kpop"" band even by Kpop standards, but magically just became popular with kids after Kpop Demon Hunters.
>>223471784>What was Americans listening toGeneral mainstream?Everyone was still listening to Michael Jackson, and her sister was really big as well Janet was very well likedMadonna was still there, but Whitney was bigger and I will always love you is played everywhere but then Mariah Carey did a collab with boyz ii men and it was even bigger then that song and oh of course who could forget Celine DionIf it's rock then Aerosmith is dominated that decade, grunge fizzled out real quick, metal such as Metallica was a bit on the sideline, green day was big throughout, I still really liked rookie but then blink 182 rolled out at the last few years, I still remember endless request for matchbox twenty If you're umm, more ghetto then that scene was really burgeoning, everyone knows that east coast west coast thing but you can sneak in something by Pras, TLC etcEven latinos got some love, marc Antony and Ricky martinYou also gotta remember that early, mid and late 90s separationLike in 1991 you got guys like color me badd and new kids in the block running rampant1994 r.kelly made the charts and everyone was playing ace of bass, and in 1999 cher charted higher than britneyMuch better than nowadays, music is so fragmented and so fucking unlistenable
>>223464276>Hollywood caring about qualityIts more that they want actors with experience for tentpole pictures but who are not "name" actors to Americans so they do not have to pay them big money.
>>223471784Www.musicchartsarchive.com
geri's been in some movies already even a fetish one
>>223472519Still need to see her munching Mel's muff though
>>223472548could sloppa it
were they always this fucking ugly? except the brown one
I like the black one
>>223461855Is it pronounced BYE-o pick or biOPic?
>>223461912Because even gay men wanted to have sex with all of them.
>>223472730Buy-our-flick.
>>223462498The Better Women?
>>223461855Just AI them, nobody actually cares. They just think they care because they're carrying out their programming.
>>223471864Danny DeVito
>>223471784>what the fuck were mainstream Americans even listening too at this time?niggers mostly
Unashamed nostalgia farming at this stage. Was it always like this?
>>223461855They should have CGI monkey faces so audiences will go see the film
