>where did the hair go~
>>223462272I don't care about your friend simulator
>>223462304You've said this tens of thousands of times over the past twenty years, I'm starting to think you do care.
>>223462272me in the yankees top
>>223462315What if it's just been tens of thousands of other anons who don't care about your friend simulator?
Is Couch Guitar Guy dying?
>>223462398prolly had a stroke or some brain damage accidentmaybe deep end alcoholism?I feel bad for himI really like the guy
>>223462272>old picture: black guy>new picture: a bunch of decorative klan robes hanging, no black guyI gotta try that some time.
>>223462602Stop noticing.
>>223462272>top>natural, fun, relaxing, comfy, happy>bottom>forced, cringey, unfun, awkward, embarrassing, depressing
>>223462343Not caring is not engaging, you care
>>223463026They have no word for apathy, an emotional immature people.
>>223463026>>223463155Ok. But I don't care about your friend simulator
>>223462343Its such a specific choice of words that yes you are the same fucking guy in every thread about this general thing that drops "friend simulator".
>>223462272>>223462304>>223462398>>223463026>>223463214i saw doug
>>223462272WOW THEY DID THE THING THEY DID BEFORE, BUT AGAIN IN THE PRESENT!
>>223462398Dudes been dead already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQvDFnfuJLk
>>223463825>Its such a specific choice of wordsMaybe you're just low IQ
>>223463905Nah. Admittedly I am very low EQ though. Thats why I am here. Thats why you are here too. This is a place were low EQ people gather. Like you and me.
>>223462272Why are they making the reddit face? Neither of them are doing it in the original. Doug is probably making fun of James so I guess that's a good enough reason.
>>223463940Have fun watching your friend simulator
Will Justin Silverman work James Rolfe into the grave before Mike Michaud colonel Parkers Doug Walker to death? Who will go first?Will Spoony eventually make like DMX and actually pull the rabbit out of his out with a glorious comeback where he makes brutal transphobic digs at LordKat (oops sorry I mean "Felicia")? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico&list=RD6CqXgs-7ico&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0cpYiRkUIYWill year of Spoony ever come?
>>223463944Brands over time yadda yadda yadda and that's why they do it.
>>223463989Have fun spamming "friend simulator" in every thread you are in, you sad specimen.
>>223463940Nah. I just suppress my emotions and empathy since it'd drive me insane otherwise. You sweet anons keep my cynic attitude in check
>>223464089Sure you do, hardass. Sure. Go with that.
>>2234640431. Justin2. No. Living with his brother is the best end for him. The dude needs to cut that bluetwitter cord now.
>>223462272>Doug Walker matching the pose perfectly>James "Got a Tattoo of the First Google Image Result for Tribal Dragon" being completely off and also making a stupid faceFigures
>>223464056Got it. Hope you and your friend simulator have fun together
>>223464179Sperg some more.
>>223464131I didn't say that as a hardass. I said it as I'm a miserable retard who does his best to not care. It's a pathetic way to be.
>>223463844poor megan
>>223464144>1. JustinDouge is already zoning out on stream into REM sleep due to chronic fatigue. I would not count out big bald lisping Mike just yet.>2. No. Living with his brother is the best end for him. The dude needs to cut that bluetwitter cord now.In a way I agree. But I also have this naive hope he will just go off out of nowhere one day and spill all the tea he still has to spill in a big ass comeback special where he clinically btfo Lupa, "Felicia" and Michaud forever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsSM_YyZ3uU&list=RDDsSM_YyZ3uU&start_radio=1But some things might be better left unsaid forever too. I like to take certain things to my grave as well. A lot of people operate like that.
>>223464193You can tell your friend simulator all about it
>>223464275You need friends.
>>223464320mirror
>>223463825Nta, but I don't care about friend simulators and I've made that point using those words on possibly three occasions in twenty or so years. The statement, of course, doesn't just suggest a lack of caring: it implies you're a retard for caring and even more retarded for assuming anyone but retards would care. It's important that you're occasionally reminded that you're a friendless faggot emotionally invested in something incredibly pathetic.
>>223464360Nah you heard me.
>>223464426Nah you are that same anon.
>>223464443Okay, faggot, but you have a tenuous grip on reality and it's way past time you grew the fuck up.
>>223463844All the stars are here! Tim Kitzrow, Megan Hollingshead! All the stars!
>>223464499What a waste of digits just for a pathetic "no u" post.
>>223464428>>223464443>>223464568meltie
>>223464568>everyone on the anonymous imageboard who insults me for posting faggot threads about faggot things is actually the same person and they're the one who is pathological and weird
>>223464615At least your "no u" was not wasted digits this time.>>223464643I am not the one who posted the thread. But keep hallucinating. By all means. Do.If this topic is so unbearable for you just leave ignore it. There. Done.
>>223464668Cry harder for a safe space.
>>223464713Lmao. You are the one who wants this board to be a safe space without any threads about this. You are obsessed with crapping on any of these threads and have a meltdown whenever they appear.Eternally projecting.
>>223464772See: >>223464643
>>223462272Are these not the same person
>>223464797I already replied to that. I am not the one who posted the thread. But keep hallucinating. By all means. Do.If this topic is so unbearable for you just leave and ignore it. There. Done.
>>223464830Faggot, you've convinced yourself that everyone who shits on friend simulators is the same person, and they're pathological and weird. You're a deluded little autist.
>that insane thread yesterdaySome anons may have gone too far in a few places.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3965XK9onMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxL4pzuwSUQ
>>223464668>>223464772>>223464830meltie
>>223464878You are neurotic redditor that pathologically eyes this board for any friend about your hated "friend simulators" so you can crap on them.Thats sad. You see I actually do touch grass and move my ass away from the keyboard a fair bit. When I am not bored with the spare time I get for a few days or so sometimes. Can you say the same?
>>223464939...pathologically eyes this board for any *thread about your hated "friend simulators" so you can crap on them.
>>223462343we know it's you
>>223464939There are thousands of uses of the term friend simulator shitting on them going back decades in the archive. Rather than believing it's a common term and there are a good number of people on /tv/ who think friend simulators are gay and the people who post about them are faggots, you choose to believe it's one incredibly obsessed person, but you insist you leave your home and you're not a deluded shut-in autistic loser? I'm unconvinced, tbqh.
>>223465034Yes when it comes to this topic and the often fpwp always using "friend simulator" its easy to deduce its the same sad guy.In this case its good to be autistic and have intuition and pattern recognition about this stuff.
>>223465079Meds. Now.
>>223465079The explanation that there's a general consensus that friend simulators are for faggots is much more probable. You're a retard who needs to get a life.
>>223465151More reddit coded buzzwords. Keep going, asshat.>>223465154Ooof. Now this is actually a meltie though.What do you know about my life? Jack and shit.
>>223465194You've seen the phrase friend simulator posted a bunch of time and you've "deduced" it's one crazy, obsessed person. That's retarded and you wouldn't be doing it if you weren't a loser who, for instance, watches friend simulators.
>>223465252I have seen it suspicially dropped in these threads in particular in a way that reeks of coordination enough times to deduce its a loser from reddit/breadtube that hates these "friend simulators" because Dan Olson or whoever else said they are icky.
>>223462272
>>223465340I had to search Dan Olson. You're such a fucking retarded autist it's unreal. Not only have you "deduced" it's one person, you've concocted a whole backstory for this person. Do you imagine you and this person are like Batman and the Joker locked in a turf war on 4chan, you fighting to defend the dignity of friend simulators?
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>223465388>I had to search Dan OlsonNo. You did not.Stop being a waste of digits now.
>>223465431>a friend simulator i know criticized friend simulators>therefore everyone who criticizes friend simulators is, in fact, one person, and this person watches that particular friend simulatorAny more examples of your deductions?
>>223465493So the goal posts has now been moved by you so that every public figure on the net people (both friendless and with a more active social life) is a "friend simulator"?Your narrative and argument is non-existent. Its just air. Its just noise.
>>223465545Okay, retard. You figured it out. I'm your arch enemy, Dan_Olson_Fan_2001, and I spend every waking minute on 4chan's /tv/ board searching for threads about ecelebs so I can post my disdain for friend simulators, as per Dan Olson. The rest of 4chan love them, but I must spread the word of Dan. You caught me this time, but next time? Next time you won't be so lucky because you'll be too busy jerking off to Sonic or watching MLP like the fucking deranged autistic freak you are, faggot. Ciao for now!
>>223465724>because you'll be too busy jerking off to Sonic or watching MLP like the fucking deranged autistic freak you are, faggotI'm so sorry your specific fantasies about me won't ever come true. I am autistic though. That's the only thing you got right in your entire melty.
>>223462272Now that the dust has settled, is the friend simulator era coming to an end? Or just beginning?
>>223465899There's never been one. Lots of people who watch this stuff has friends and they do touch grass.It's a reddit and breadtube that it's a friend simulator. It's interesting. Breadtubers act just like school jocks some times. They have a pathological hatred of autism it seems whenever they're mad and triggered enough. Fits of rage about "autistic loser shut ins" and such.
>>223465983It's a reddit and breadtube cope that it's a friend simulator.
Will any former associate ever reconcile with Douge at this point and bury the hatchet? I think we can count out Lindsay right away. Being bitter and above it all will be her entire revenue stream till the bitter end now. So enough about her now. Anyone else though? And how will any of these people act if Douge kicks off suddenly from Mike Michaud working him like a mule?
>>223465983>There's never been one.Wrong. It's happening right now
>>223466157It's nebulous and nuanced. For some it's a friend simulator. But to brand everyone if not most watching online content creators as using it as a friend simulator is a bit much and a cope.
>>223466197>But to brand everyone if not most watching online content creators as using it as a friend simulator is a bit much and a cope.lel
>>223466140>I think we can count out Lindsay right away. Being bitter and above it all will be her entire revenue stream till the bitter end now. So enough about her now.She did that book panel with Brad a few years ago. But that's as far as she'll go. And it might have just been a subtle dig at Allison. She still loathes Doug too though for being Michaud's bottom boy. And Dan has been in her ear too much and too long now.
>>223466308What's "lel" about it? Elaborate.
>>223462272The last 18 but especially 15 years of this absolute dogshit society and it's insanity has tore the hair off many.
>>223466510https://youtu.be/ehCQmfqO5D4?is=cJ_LzevT2GQ-EG0y>HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS SHIT CAN I TAKE?
>>223462398>>223462451A lot of people felt reassured that he was in fine health after the release of the bloopers from that episode, but he is still clearly weak and lethargic and sickly looking despite them playing into that for the AVGN episode. He couldn’t even hold the guitar and his speech was really slow in the deleted scenes. But it’s kind of distasteful and strange to play up his decaying body and mind for a bit or direction for the character. Really does seem like a stroke or weakened from cancer/cancer treatment.
>>223462272first photo dont look as natural as a really natural photo, but look at the more recent, it shows how both of them just overplayed their characters, its stupid
>>223468510What a brave and original thought to share so brazenly with all of us here.
>>223463844I'm a bald fuck and you get used to it but I'm deadly afraid of being in a room, let alone so close to another bald guy (feels like I wanna kill myself)
>>223462272Look how fucking fat everyone got fucking christ
>>223467803>A lot of people felt reassured that he was in fine health after the release of the bloopersnigga what? what people? redditors?hes clearly the same braindead person as in the main videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL3BI_XMNmE
>>223464891what thread?link?
>>223470731It was just the boring faggot reposting those fake stories again that he scraped from comments on the nettles videos for the umpteenth time. Nothing insane just a low iq doing low iq things. Thread OP - "Makes his living doing what he loves"
>>223465853>defends friend simulators by strawmanning everyone who criticizes them as one person who got their opinions from reddit, a website that is much more in love with friend simulators than 4chan>"yes i have autism. how did you know?"
>>223472101It wasn't just scraped from there but ok.And "boring" is still such an odd choice of words.Why do you get so upset over it? No really though. That's a legit question.>>223472709Uh huh. Still doesn't explain why this "friend simulator" spamming mostly occurrs in Douge and Bimmy threads. And why it's the same asshole who spams "boring" and "friend simulator" in particular.
>>223467803Are you just doing the meme or are you actually a truther?
>>223470694lol yeah couch guy is clearly suffering in a void there starved emaciated and decrepit James is such a monster forcing Kyle to pretend he's having fun being forced to make a videolmao even
Is it true that the "feud" was actually real at first due to Mike Matei and his goons spamming and trolling Douges YouTube channels (remember when he galaxy brained several YouTube channels at once each one for every video he'd done at that point to circumvent the copyright fascism good times) and that Douge and James later just went with it and turned it into a face and good fun instead?
What gets me is everyone else being fat in the second picture.
>>223473724THINGS WERE NEVER BETTER! PEOPLE WERE ALWAYS THIS FAT! STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION!
>>223470694>Literal first second is him struggling with a single guitar lickGoddamn
I still have no idea what made TGWTG such a pipeline into sex changes and breadtube though. Even Spoony and Brad are on bluesky.I mean sure. They were virtually all of them always liberals. But I guess it's yet again Mr. Gamergate zapping the minds of so many on both sides of the political spectrum. How could this timeline of both wokedom and chuddery had been prevented?
>>223462343Then tens of thousands of people who “don’t care” so much that they need to go out of their way to crow about how much they “don’t care” at every opportunity need to get a fucking life.
>>223474216People always point out Gamergate. But to me it's 2011 that was the impetus. That was a wild year. Libya. Arab Spring. Breivik being the impetus of chud bullshit. Occupy Wall Street getting subverted being the impetus of woke bullshit.If you want to pick a specific year when the world truly went to shit it's 2011.
>>223462272Doug is a natural comedic actor.James is a literal retard.
>>223474705James EQ isn't the best. But the guy has been making films since he was like 8. Yes. He was special needs. But so are/were many gifted people.Douge has ADD and mild dyslexia iirc. I remember reading that Rob and for a while in the old days Lindsay proof read scripts and mentored him. Douge is a charisma bomb though no matter what you think of his content otherwise.
>>223474168It's an Outtakes video you absolute retard.
>>223464047That's a video from 2009. Why do they put thumbnails that's obviously from more recent years on these now?
>>223474705>natural comedic actorhe's a complete sperg and it's amazing he hasn't trooned out yet because he's got the exact personality to do so
>>223475020To mess with you.
>>223462272whi the fuck is the dude on the right and also I don't care.
>>223474778I always appreciated the video essays from Folding Ideas really breaking down how these two people think and behavehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3gZOt1Lo4Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rokAtlFGa7Y
>>223475061Sorry, haters. You got LordKat instead lol.And since you're so obviously a raiding redditor/breadtuber you shouldn't be so hecking transphobic either. What would Contra Points say if they saw you right now?
>>223475130i don't understand any word you just wrote and i think you made up most of them on the spot
>>223475129That's so embarrassing.
>>223475129You're not fooling anyone, Dan. Buy an ad. Or go get yourself finally arrested and put on a registry for downloading cp to plant on 4x2chan.
>>223475061>he's got the exact personality to do soWhat? He's not a turbo pervet or an isolated asshole. I
>>223475130LadyKat, you meanThe obese tranny
>>223475145I think you're a raiding Dan stan.Dan Olson followers are pathologically obsessed with Douge. It's stalker tier. That Dan and Douge themselves actually got along somewhat well at that Mr. Beast meetup earlier this year doesn't deter you fuckwits it seems.
>>223475129The Douge video was done as a favor called in from Dan's m'lady Lindsay Ellis while she was in deep shit with the Raya controversy and just about to upload that Mask Off video. The James video was just Dan having hubris and doing it just because he could now. Low hanging fruit.It's obvious the Douge video is much, much meaner than the James video. For the Lindsay Ellis reasons I already pointed to.
>>223475212Dan attending the event, but putting on jobber face for the photos to make it "okay" that he was there is so funny. What an idiot.
>>223475164>>223475173>>223475290whoa I did not realize I was among true lolcow enthusiasts, I just thought the videos were interesting lol, y'all know way too much about this shit to have strong opinions about it
>>223475352You find the videos of a creep like that "interesting"?
>>223475352You did realize. You Dan stans are just pulling this aloof act. Nobody's fooled.
>>223464558kek
>>223463944Well in the original they're just doing something silly that is making them laugh. In the new one 20 years has gone by and now they know how to perform for a crowd, so they're playing up the feud
>>223475339It's the same general hollowness as Lindsay's latest cruise lines video where she bemoans the inherent colonialism of cruises while still paying to go on a shitload of them. Obviously just as a tax write off and an excuse to obliterate her liver some more.
>>223464043The ten-year hiatus? That was the Spoony experiment.
