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Hey everyone, I wanted to post this on Reddit but unfortunately most subreddits there require you to have a certain amount of karma and your account to be old.

I'm an indie director and screenwriter, and I've been talking to Julianna Rose Mauriello, and we're going to shoot a movie together here in New York. I posted some days ago I had a few different plans for the movie, but we reached a consensus that left me very satisfied with the final results. It's a comedy inspired by the surrealism of Alice in Wonderland. The movie mixes Idiocracy with something dangerously nostalgic and fetishistic. It has a hyper-colorful, neon-pink, pastel, and warm color palette.

Here's the concept:

Julianna Rose Mauriello is a low-profile, 35-year-old former child star with basically no social media who prefers focusing on her private life. Just like in real life, she works as an Occupational Therapist. She is grounded and understated, but sweet and kind. She has those gorgeous, expressive eyes, brown hair (though everyone expects it to be pink), and a warm, nostalgic smile. She breaks the fourth wall, talking about occupational therapy, ergonomics, and analyzing everyone's poor posture and fine motor skills from a comical medical perspective.

Julianna begins having serious problems after a group of extremely weird millennial stalkers, founded by a former Discord moderator with a spandex fetish, falls in love with her. All members of the group have different, highly exotic fetishes (one is obsessed with pink bob wigs, another has a fetish for grounded medical professionals, another is obsessed with tap dancing) and project onto her the ultimate nostalgic female ideal. They begin stalking her in every possible way, not in a dangerous manner, but with a voracious, irrational, and bizarre idolatry.
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>>223462953
I'm calling police.
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WHAT
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Soon, the situation blows up so much that an unprecedented event occurs: internet nerds and former 2000s kids from all over the world gather to admire Julianna, who becomes the ultimate pop-culture goddess and the most desired woman of the last 100 years. Julianna becomes the center of a bizarre internet religion and can't even walk down the street without being mobbed, offered "sports candy," and surrounded by men attempting backflips to impress her.

In one scene, Julianna reads a text from a stalker detailing how he would ravage her for hours in a room filled with pink balloons, specifying positions and bizarre acrobatic angles. Julianna doesn't react with shock, but instead makes a clinical commentary on how those positions would severely damage his lumbar spine and suggests core-strengthening exercises.

Irrational things happen, such as an entire city declaring a state of emergency and calling the National Guard because Julianna went to buy a pink strawberry frappuccino, people passing out from sheer euphoria while watching a documentary of her doing basic stretches at the theater, 50,000 men packing a festival just to watch her successfully correct a patient's posture live (considered the most erotic and moving performance of the decade), mass hysteria in a retro nightclub in front of her old pink dress (the scene is filmed and becomes avant-garde art exhibited at the Met Gala), and a dictator being overthrown following a pastel cultural revolution where Julianna is the symbol.
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Far from being a victim of the situation, and sparing viewers any trauma porn, Julianna isn't a sad or melancholy woman, she stays resilient and makes jokes, despite not understanding the unprecedented worldwide obsession with her childhood TV role and her current medical career. She then looks for ways to capitalize on all of this to live a comfortable life, becoming a billionaire with a fortune comparable to Elon Musk's. Men pay for her used pink leg warmers, ergonomic desk chairs she sat in, therapeutic bathwater, and other relics.

The movie ends with Julianna getting married and living a happy life. Despite this, she remains the center of attention.
I'd like you to tell me what you think of it.

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I'd like you to tell me what you think of it.
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>I'm an indie director and screenwriter, and I've been talking to Julianna Rose Mauriello
i don't believe that

i think you're the guy with the sex dolls
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>>223463073
This guy is a lunatic obsessed with Lazy Town who always posts here
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Here's the proof I'm telling the true, and any decent AI detector would this image is legitimate.
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>Lunatic
>Obsessed with Lazy Town

I don't know man, that sounds like a pretty sane man to me. Perhaps about as sane as can be. It would be INsane to not be obsessed with that amazing cute and funny show.
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Put down the camera David. Leave JRM alone!!!!!
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Sportacus was using her like a living fleshlight.



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