73 years old.
>>223463938Your girlfriend would probably cheat on you with him.
>>223464020I'd probably cheat on my girlfriend with him
>meanwhile
>>223463938Dr. Pavilion Street, I’m C.I.Architect
>>223464059grim
>>223464059craig's transformation into a slavic man between QoS and skyfall needs to be documented. he looks like shit for the entire second half of his run and the shitty tight gay tom ford suits don't help
>>223464059He looks like Magneto when he wears the Gandalf prosthetics
>>223463938He should get a van. No way his wife can fit in this car.
>>223463938Shitty taste in cars
>>223463938Why do some bongs age well and some bongs don't?
>>223463938Post what you have
>>223463938now post pictures of his chubby goddess wife please
>>223464365I meant bonds
>>223463938THE HIGH FAT DIET WORKS GENTLEMEN.
>>223464390hes literally living the perfect life for me
>>223464020Lol if you think a 70 year old dick is functional I got a bridge to sell you
>>223463938what does bond burger look like
>>223464417Ever heard of Viagra?
>>223464344Few things are more cringe than actors who go into their "mid life" crisis in their late 50s.
>>22346393883 years old
>>223464417his being a rich af famous actor solves that problem easily
>>223464442
>>223464390it's like dying of thirst looking at someone drowning
>>223464417my tongue still works faggot, I'll NEVER stop eating box
>>223464505>admitting thisgayest post on /tv/ today. watching gay porn is straighter than typing this shit up
>>223464485Almost all Americans revert to this archetype over time. It all converges to this.
>>223464059AIDS?
>>223464485>oh, look, I'm a 55 year old childI hate this type of person.
>>223463938They should cast him as M in the next Bond movie
>>223464147Wouldn't surprise me if he was juicing, that shit can give you a very rough face and shit like hgh will grow your nose.He also was never as conventionally handsome as the other Bonds in the first place, he was way more of a brutish Jocko Willinck type special forces guy
>>223464561
>>223464647>He also was never as conventionally handsomeThis. Look at him, he's in his prime, yet already has giant ears, a big bulbous nose, deep nasolabial folds despite low body fat and an unfortunate headshape on top of that.
>>223464020Americans see any male and the first thought they have is getting cucked by him
>>223464647i've seen arguments on whether CR is natty or not, but he was definitely juicing in skyfall. he's built as fuck for no reason in that one shirtless scene, at least in CR it made sense (he's more of a brute than the previous bonds)he's actually kind of deflated in QoS
>pierce thread>instantly turns to shittalking craig
>>223464485He would cross you ez
>>223464029Kek. Beat me to it.
>>223464059Man, that’s fucking crazy.
>>223464059looks like an irish gnome
>>223464369Glorious.
>>223464866He deserves to be shit on at every opportunity
>>223464386LFMAO
Getting old sucks. Better to be a 40-year old loser than a 71-year old winner
>>223464020I have a gf? Great. I hope she's Jewish.
>>223464561>The Tones we “Ey” in this life … echo in eternity …
>>223464386>not editing the BMW to BBWone job
>>223463938He's giving came out of retirement to be valet
>>223464312To be fair, it's the modern version of his car from Tomorrow Never Dies. I would much rather have the E38 though
>>223465087KEK
>>223465175>>223463938Why did cars become so ugly?
>normal man>ages gracefully>manlet >turns into goblinIt's that simple.
>>223464344That looks like 5 different guys.
>>223465310Western civilization is a corpse that died in the 90s
>>223464788Many cases
>>223465310They started catering to Chinese and Middle-Eastern tastes
>>223464417Mine works fine. Have you considered that you might be gay?
