Is Spongebob canonically gay or is that never addressed in the show? why is the show so allergic to discussing romance?
I know this is hard for zoomzooms to understand, but back in the olden days (pre-2000) kids didn't sit and think about whose cheeks were getting clapped by their favorite cartoon characters
He's asexual, someone in charge admited it
>>223464402fpbpYou retards always think about gay shit. He's a happy go lucky sponge. Stephen Hillenburg wasnt really concerned about his sex life. If aything, Sandy would be his partner if you really want to look at it that way. Anyway OP is a faggot.
Adventure Time is better
>>223464402You had a boring childhood I was definitely thinking exactly that
it's childish show about an anthromorphic sponge creature. never any allusion to sodomy of homo lust in the show from what i recall its been over 20 years. did they gay it up later? nickelodeon was known be run by pederasts even in the 90s
>>223464211He identifies as a Goofy Goober and he is enough
>>223464211Sponges reproduce asexually, chud.
>>223464402Damn, Unc really thought posting this was the move......
>>223464430Blasphemy
He's a sponge in a children's show.>>223464419Nickelodeon made him bi as soon as Stephen Hillenburg died. People pointed out that it was wrong on multiple levels but they didn't care because Nickelodeon was doing a whole thing about giving all their IPs gay pride identities. Now that I think about it, I guess he does identify as a guy but even then he's not capable of sexual attraction so he would be asexual anyway. There's no scenario where he would be bi.
>>223464560>Nickelodeon made him bi as soon as Stephen Hillenburg diedYou just don't hate (((them))) enough
Season 1 is different from everything after. It uses cel animation instead of digital ink and paint. Also, the style of comedy isn't the same
>>223464211I mean he has a lot of holes, no need for further explanation
>>223464588Chequed. And furthermore how Dan Schneider was able to get away with what he did. That is only the tip of the berg.
>>223464430About 10 years ago I decided to watch Spongebob episodes as a short break between fucking up my PhD thesis and it gets old REAL fast. Early seasons work because its kept light but it's almost always Patrick being a faggot that drives the plot. The same problem exists with Over the Garden Wall.Adventure Time sucks once the show stops being a comedy D&D game but Steven Universe was surprisingly comfy when you're stressed.
>>223464620The sad part is Dan wasn't even Jewish but he certainly acted like one
>>223464560>Nickelodeon made him bi as soon as Stephen Hillenburg diedsource?
>>223464683Schneider? Dan the mann, that's a kike, 100%. Nice try though. Enjoy it while you can jew boy.
>>223464616KEK
>>223464211>OP WANTS TO DISCUSS WHETHER A KITCHEN SPONGE IS GAYgreat thread
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>>223464436Thats because you were sexually abused
>>223464527moving where? will you still write?
>>223465405That's a 2007 episode
>>223464211I feel like he was interested in Sandy at one point, but I don't remember.And wasn't he attracted to the mermaid girl in the movie? Or was that just Patrick?
>>223465867In the movie it was just Patrick. I'm trying to remember an instance of Spongebob ever having a crush in the show when I watched it and I can't think of anything. Mr. Krabs tried to romance Mrs. Puff. I think if anything he was Asexual. Why the fuck Nickelodeon were pussies and didn't just call him that I don't know. It's like the least upsetting to conservatives because it just means a person doesn't experience romantic interest. And no. Him wanting to fuck a krabby patty doesn't count.
>>223465973The chuds freak out over asexual too. Anything to do with sexuality drives them crazy. Even if it's just the technically accurate term for a weird manchild character who is too childish for romance.
>>223466388Shut up loser
>>223465599Kek
>>223464402>cheeks were getting clappedZoomer LARP. No millennial or older speaks like this.
>>223466426see
For me, it's burger competition with Neptune, the single best episode
>>223466388>>223466466I squat 500lbs. I'm not trying to talk shit. I am without a doubt stronger than you. But I just don't want you gay faggots stinking up a thread with grindr shit. Go to /b/ with all your shirtless posting or fantasies of how you want to cut off your penis. But in terms of men my size, you'd get strangled instead.
>>223464211intact sponge = virgin, child, barely used up to natty scraps.
>>223466519Oh boy, not every day I get to dust off a meme this old.
>>223466519post body
New Mandella effect.Sandy never had a tail.She only has a tail when she's out of her suit.They give her a tail later, but I don't know when the change happens. This is literally the first episode of Spongebob.
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>>223466519Getting this emotional over spongebob buddy I think you have sexual issues did daddy touch your pee pee
>>223466646
>>223464419That's the official answer from the staff pre-creator death, but if he's asexual why was he watching that sponge TV show (heavily implied to be similar to watching a naughty girl show) and changing it immediately, gasping as Gary walks in on him?
>>223465973see >>223465751 >>223465405how is that not clearly sexuality towards squidward? he's not asexual
People who have conversations about sexuality in casual parlance are unironically subhuman
>>223466760>>223466646>>223466574>>223466566No faggot, this isn't your personal grindr where you hook up with tops and bears. I can strangle you by the way, but not in a sexual manner. I can still choke you out. the irony is, you're an ACTUAL neckbeard and weigh 100 pounds soaking wet. So I am correct. Growing a neckbeard doesn't make you stronger anon or more manly. Years in the gym does.
>>223467852>I can strangle you by the way, but not in a sexual manner.lol, lmaopretty sure any experienced fag in a bar could have you pounding his bussy and cumming down his throat and make you think it was all "straight" too
>>223464211>homosexuality>squirrel bangerthe show is a mixed can of nuts.
>>223464735Schneider is just a normal German name. Everytime you mutt niggers hear a German name it's all about kikes for you
>>223466458I'm a millennial and I do. It's a funny phrase.
>>223464211yes
>>223464211Isn't he asexual? As far as I can recall he never really showed much interest in romance with anyone.
>>223464211>>>/co/
>>223466458I'm 37 and while I don't speak like that in my day to day interactions with the normal people I absolutely would post online like that?
>>223464211He's a late bloomer like me
>>223465405Imagine being so porn brained that hearing a child like sponge creature say that he said bye to someone twice because "they like them" = Wants to take squidward's tentacles in every hole"
>>223466824Scientific curiosity.
>>223464211Homos rape children, so it makes sense they would coopt this children's cartoon.
>>223464211He loves Sandy and there was a whole episode about their sexual tension (the karate one)
>>223464402This anon is correct, we mightve thought Nazz was cute or liked the totally spies but we didnt give a shit about things being addressed, sandy was clearly a mild romantic interest but in the appropriate fashion.
>>223464560>>223464588Hillenburg was also strictly opposed to using his cartoon to market junk food to children. But a few years after he died, Nickelodeon did a collaboration with Wendy's to do just that.
>>223466519Is this really some old copypasta? I argued with this fag in another thread for a solid hour before realizing he was spamming the same post across the board with no context
>>223467852Yeah, this one too, I actually responded seriously to this pasta. What the hell.
>>223470732Thats interesting considering his main characters employment was making junk food
>>223466642Her tail got bitten off by the Alaskan Bull Worm
