>>223465618>Heard a limp-wristed chud tell his friend he doesn't "believe in the whole they/them pronoun thing">Pinned him up against the nearby wall and growled, "You don't believe in they/them pronouns? How about I make you a was/were?!" >He stuttered out an teary eyed, mostly incoherent apologyLesson learned, chud.
My dad started watching Reacher and doesn't know anything about Alan Ritchson.
>>223465618When I was fucking you in the ass and gave you a reacheround. You’re welcome by the way
>>223466036My brothers a giga chud and watches reacher without knowing Ritchson is a bipolar closeted homosexual activist It's sad but I don't have the heart to tell him
>>223465618I'll bet Amazon Studios thinks he's an annoying twit, but his show makes them money therefore they'll tolerate it.
That time when I walked onto a crime scene, observed it in my peripheral vision without looking directly at any feature of it, and immediately knew everything about the killer's method and pinned an accurate psychological profile on him too. I could have shared this information with the detectives right away, but instead I acted like a smarmy prick and told them nothing for a couple of days, after which I started to parcel out small amounts of information while making cocky quips, speaking very quickly, and using my hulking physique to intimidate everyone around me.
>>223465618Always. He's literally me.
