It's impossible to rewatch this movie knowing what has happened.
Why would you rewatch this movie?
What happened?
>>223466856What's wrong with it? If anything the whole quirk chungus and manchild thing is still going strong 20 years later.
>>223466896This doesn't apply to this kino>>223466856It's kino actually>>223466882Because it's kino
>>223466896I think a non whore gf is pretty good
>>223466856You can tell she regrets her decision. I wonder who the "surgeon" was.
>>223466856that chick was always ugly
>>223466896movie is about a teenager getting pregnant, she is starting her whore arc, even fuckin middle schoolers know to make the guy pull the fuck out
>>223466888Page watched this
>>223466856>apparently she was dyking out the whole time with Olivia Thirlby >admitted it in her book/schizo babble>ruined Thirlby's marriage in the process and she got dumped by her husband and now is a C-list actress at bestLol
>>223466888never seen it but i guarantee she kills it
>>223467100Just read that excerpt. She was apparently..."brought into the sisterhood" at a young age. Meaning, them old dykes turned her out good and proper then gaslit her. Explains her personality shift and why she was constantly surrounded by and kept in a bubble by queers and degensBefore that she was litterally the tomboy too girlfriend/fwb type that would litterally give head(apparently life changing head) to guys she liked at the drop of a hat. No wonder she's so fucked up.
>>223467454Ellen's life is fit for an adaptation into some miseryporn doujinshi because it's almost comical (and i hate to say that) the level of suffering she was subjected to until it all led up to you know what. She should be put out of her misery already.
>>223466896im cool with Quirk Chungus if she's hot and has children with me
>>223466856I never watched this shit. Juno? A teenager getting pregnant? Who the fuck watches this shit, man? Women. Why would I, a man, watch this? Plus, look the actors. Why would I want to watch a movie starring that lame ass dude who I won't bother to google his name? Come on. I'm glad that she chopped her tits out. Dumb people deserve dumb things to happen to them and she is dumb.
>>223466896I hope quirky chungus becomes cool again, it sure beats zoomer neurosis over being seen as cringe all the time.
>>223467454By the way. This all started in TPB. In that series she is a little girl who looks like a little boy. I don't think this is a coincidence. Since very early age she was being pushed towards this direction. She used to wear boy's clothes in that series. Look the clips up. She looks like a boy.
If this movie were made now it would be Quirk Chungus heroically gets an abortion instead of Quirk Chungus getting pregnant as a teenager isn't the end of the world.
>>223466856its just sad seeing her act so cute and girly knowing that it was all fake, or that what she's doing now is all fake. either way its depressing. i think she did feel like a girl at one point, and all the older men sexualizing her just made her freak out, and the completely mentally normal men of no particular religious group in hollywood decided to capitalize on that and convince her to go full blown trans.
>>223467999Don't anthropomorphize female behavior. She did it for attention, like everything else they do.
>>223466856I only saw some of this and dropped it. Pregnancy movies are a drag anyway
>>223467504No thanks FatalpulseYou really want to euthanise some actress? I wouldn’t euthanise my grandparents, even for animals it’s misguided.
>>223466856>It's impossible to rewatch this movie knowing what has happened. Even more after what she said about the movie recently. Here's an actual quote from her:>Elliot Page says Kick Boxing has her ready to “annihilate” anyone who still sees her as the cute girl from Juno.>She transitioned in 2020, saying she was weary of it at first because it was something her manager told her to never do. Now, Page joked that her body “is begging” her not to love the transition as much as she does because of how hard it affects her metabolism. Her wife's girlfriend also reminds her that she’s not going to "just become a man".>The “annihilate” comment came from his August appearance on the SmartLess podcast where Page said, “My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Ellen Page, the cute girl from Juno.’ And I’m like, ‘I would fucking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?'”
>>223468020Attention from whom? Certainly not men, men prefer femboys to pooners
>>223466856The worst part of the film is honestly the music and the crappy art style that was popular around the time the film released. Felt like it was all over the place, instantly dating everything it touched rather than trying to be timeless. Compare it to something like Easy A which has a similar level of snarkiness and quirk chungus energy, and Easy A doesn't suffer at the hands of time and style marching on nearly as hard.
>>223466882Maybe because everything new is dogshit so what else is there to do but rewatch stuff from the past? Most people have already watched the good stuff to death though and are starting through the category of "oh yeah I remember this existed" by now, hence rewatching Juno.
>>223468157I dunno, I don't think every movie needs to be timeless. I like that some movies are a time capsule and you can instantly tell the era it was made in.
>>223468038The only good pregnancy movie I've ever seen was Sugar and Spice.
>>223468104>[holds a palm to her forehead while she flails her arms impotently]
>>223466856I can’t believe Michael Sera has sex with a dude in this
>>223467926No she just looks like a girl who's wearing boys clothes. As is the case with 99% of trannies.
you think that's tough to watch? go watch hard candy
>>223468297Fuck that’s not his name forgive me.Michael Cera
>>223468104>Her wife's girlfriend
>>223468258There's "Ferris Bueller" dated, and then there's "Juno" dated.One is infinitely rewatchable despite wholly embodying its time period. One is infuriating upon rewatch because it takes only the most irritating parts of its own time.
>>223467999>ts just sad seeing her act so cute and girly knowing that it was all fakenigga never heard of acting kek
>>223468157I havent seen either of them in like 15+ years so I might remember wrong but I think it's because Juno had unbearable hipster shit like the Mouldy Peaches which was just bad even at the time but people in that scene pretended was good. Easy A was much more normie friendly iirc
>>223468104Jonah v Ellen when?
>>223466993Teenage pregnancies happen all the time, the movie was somehow viewed at the time as controversial because a 16 year old got pregnant in America. It was a contemporary film too, mind you this was after Rob Lowe was caught in his 30s fucking teenagers in Georgia, but somehow this was shocking to many 2000s era burgermutts. I still remember the retarded news segments asking if this movie promoted bad things, and it pissed me off even then. How could anyone give a shit.
>>223466938its a movie made for teenage girls....
>>223468640The trouble is that people mistook the film's portrayal of Juno taking charge of the situation and her parents/friends being reasonable and supportive as somehow glorifying the situation, which was patently untrue. It was fairly unique in this regard for a major motion picture. Cue the influx of terrible reality TV shows that WOULD come to glorify it shortly thereafter.
>>223466856I just love watching the scene in Super, where she forces herself upon Rainn Wilson he can't resist unloading into her. Nothing in her career will ever be as impactful as that.
>>223468789People didn't mistake shit. They just wanted to kvetch about something. This was the same time frame where the Dixie Chicks got shitcanned for saying they didnt like the Iraq War. It was just intentional dishonesty and intentional sabotage. No one that said that shit watched the fucking movie. They just wanted to feel righteous about something.
>>223466856dead mpregging
>>223468104Napoleon complex, such small dick energy.
>>223468104>Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?Ma'am this is a Wendy's
>>223468104>And I’m like, ‘I would fucking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude.queue the clip of her looking awkward as fuck in a brown suit like a kid in her father's clothes, while getting insanely mogged by her own bodyguard
>>223468308Yeah I know. Classic tomboy. The kind that hangs out with the guys who inevitably end up becoming protective of her.Then later ends up being the queen bee of a gangbang And why does ellen act like more feminine while larping as a man?>>223468409And Cera is peak loser hipster coding. I don't know who in the fuck said people like that guy or that his loser mousey woody allen type loser and obvious homo shtick was good but they need to be shot out of a canon. >>223468104>‘I would fucking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?'”Sounds like a school girl taunt. A horny young woman egging on that horny angry guy that wants to fuck her who she knows can over power her with ease.
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>>223468104Are the answers to this post ironic or is this board really this retarded?
>>223466856>It's impossible to rewatch this movieno it isn't.>>223466882movie is high kino
>>223467578>>223467916You have no idea how annoying Quirk Chungus is. If you married her, you'd want to strangle her within a week. And she will NEVER watch what she eats or exercise, so she's only getting fatter and more annoying as she ages.
>>223468104>transitions into the real-world incarnation of picrelIs this more or less embarrassing than being a man in a dress?
I saw this movie in my first year of university when it came out in theaters and I don't remember anything that happens in it other than she gets pregnant at the beginning.
>>223468675Kino
>>223466856All these actor losers are frozen in time for me, in whatever I'm watching them inI don't view any of this through current day gossip rag lenses
>>223471103Even Plankton isn't delusional enough to think he could win a fistfight with someone ten times his size.
>>223471130I only remember that one line "he was good in chair" instead of saying "bed"
This movie unironcally holds up if you arent a chud, 10/10 still can't believe and ex stripper wrote this movie
>WELL IF I WAS A SNEED GROWIN' FEED & SEED
>>223468104>The 40yo 1,50 m 45 kg woman with chopped tits is ready to annihilate youIs this the starting script for her next sci-fi project?
>>223466938>I KEEP CALLING IT KINO, THAT MEANS IT'S GOOD, GUIZE!
>>223466856I avoid all the hipster shit
>>223466888Juno has a cock now
>>223472157The real cock was the chicks we got pregnant along the way.
>>223467926>This all started in TPB.and you guys told me torrents were a victimless crime.
>>223466856I remember my friend being really excited to show me this movie and he got mad when I thought it was boring as fuck.
>>223467999it's like TV presenters or game show hosts, that's not 'them'. to the point they've used that as a legal defence and won.zoomers are probably more savvy about this stuff because they know a Twitch streamer or OnlyFans whore is 'playing a character'. that wouldn't even occur to me as a young adult, unless i was in some theatre club. actors - quite famously - wanted tabloids NOT to pry into their personal lives, now people in the public eye VOLUNTEER that info.tl;dr: Liberace was gay, t.A.T.u. were never lesbians.
>>223468104She's a psychotic delusional fuckwit just like ever other tranny.
>>223467100>ruined Thirlby's marriage in the process and she got dumped by her husband and now is a C-list actress at bestdid thirlby say that or are you just making shit up?
>>223468104>her body “is begging” her not to love the transition as much as she does because of how hard it affects her metabolism.i know a 'de-trans' woman (100% just a phase, she accepts that now, turns out there ARE permanent bodily effects you utter creeps)turns out pumping testosterone into yourself has all the obvious effects that testosterone has, who knew!
>>223472479>100% just a phase,woman faking some identity shit for attention? never in my life could i imagine thisnext you're gonna tell me that 85% of "trans" people are non-binary and 95% of them are high school to college age females.
>>223472506mad, isn't it? most of us just grew our hair long and watched Bleach or some shit.
>>223467454>that would litterally give head(apparently life changing head) to guys she liked at the drop of a hat.remember what they took from us
>>223467454>Before that she was litterally the tomboy too girlfriend/fwb type that would litterally give head(apparently life changing head) to guys she liked at the drop of a hat.no she wasn't
>>223472602>source:>i would LIKE real-life young women to be just like my animes.time to grow up, anon-kun!
>>223472467She got divorced right after the book came out because of the revelations in it. Obviously, she wouldn't say that in public but it's pretty conclusive. Guy was humiliated to be married to her and left her.
>>223472614Never, bugman.
>>223472677>She got divorced right after the book came out because of the revelations in itthe revelations that when she was like 16 or 17 she would have lesbian sex?you're retarded
>>223472776Exactly. He divorced her ass on the spot, as any sane normal man would. Fuckhead.
>>223472908this is the incel mind at work
>>223469497It's just Nu4chan.
She's got this whole thread buzzin' like a riled-up rattlesnake
There is an alternate universe where you saved her and she is your loving wife. It's just not this one.
>>223468071Shut up Christcuck
>>223466856I never watched it the 1st time, seemed gay and indie rock is for fags.
Since I first watched Juno in 2008, I have fantasized about anally penetrating Juno Macguff doggy style while she gives birth. Holding onto her huge round belly as it contorts and expands with each contraction. Grabbing her jiggling and milk squirting breasts. Feeling as the baby slowly empties from her womb. Thrusting in and out of her as her screaming intensifies. Feeling the head with my testicles and the bottom of my dick as it crowns. Busting my load just as she makes the final push, coating her ass and the baby in my semen. Holding her and the baby in my arms as she sleeps, exhausted from the agony of birth and the pleasure of the creampie I left inside of her.
>>223473191Thanks, Rogue.
>>223468038>Pregnancy movies are a drag anywayFaggotGranted they do need to film with actual pregnant actresses and have a LOT more sex scenes, specifically labor-inducing ones.
>>223472614You obviously get excited at the idea of women being huge sluts and that's kind of weird but I'd still let you watch me bang my GF
I dated a girl in high school who looked just like prime Ellen Page. I fumbled it of course, and she ended up dumping me for the guy she's still married to. That was 16 years ago.
>>223474236Does she have kids?
>>223474260I dont think so. I remember joking with her that I should get her pregnant so that she would have the Juno look down 100%. That ended up creeping her out and was one of the reasons she dumped me. That and being autistic as fuck lol.
>>223474304Pity, she didn't know how to take a compliment or a suggestion
>>223472337This guy doesn't know about Brendan Torrents
>>223472015This but unironically, I genuinely enjoyed this movie and found it comfy. What didn't you like about it?
