>>223468888
he settled.

>>223468915
for unsimulatated sex with the director's wife??

>>223468888
Same way you pulled off those quads.
Dumb luck.

And a huge dong.
Nice.

>>223468888
He didn't pull them off. The nasty hobo pants are what made her attracted to him.

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>>223468888
>Ma'am... I travel through space and time for you... your pic is so sexy :heart: :heart:
>Smash cut to sex
Wow, boomers had it so fucking easy.

>>223468888
chocolate flavored dick that ejaculates money

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>>223468888
Woke girl boss movie

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>>223468888

>I came in these crusty, skidmarked, moldy hobo pants for you, Sarah

Fun fact: it wasn't Linda Hamilton in that sex scene, but her twin sister (and stunt-double!) Leslie. Linda was so repulsed by Michael Beihn insisting that he stay in character wearing his stinky hobo pants, that she retched with revulsion take after take.

>>223468888
just be you're self man

>>223468888
She's a high five.
And a waitress.
Not much effort.

>>223468967
Having a huge dick, fucking like a jack hammer and being able to keep a secret is the key to plowing women regularly....and lesbians semi-regularly. Yes.

>>223468888
he's his friend's dad that had sex with his mom without the whole time knowing he was his friend's dad

>>223468888
he crossed time and space for her only, he only knew this when he was in a hotel room with her....

>>223469113
she barely survived

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>>223468888
Helps when you're from the future and can hold your own relatively speaking against a killing machine. Chad at the club simply cannot compete

>>223469113
That would be the ones after Salvation. T3 to an extent, but not nearly as bad as Genysys and on (destroying the timeline just to have a young grrlboss Sarah)

He was a virgin, why didn't he nut in 3 seconds like virgins do in all the other movies?

>>223468888
The alley bum's pants? Quickly because the cops were coming.

>>223469140
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>223471129
Your mom is my dad

>>223468888
>tfw the future is so fucked you have to go back in time to breed

>>223468888
Man her hair looks so good.

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>>223472824

Stockholm syndrome.

>>223472788
uh no james cameron puts girlbosses in all his movies because he's some sort of cuck or proto-tranny

>>223468888
You'll never have this. Ever.

Rents going up soon. Get ready for conscription. War.

>>223468888
Bitch is jacked, have you watched T2? She squeezed his dick with her vajayjay and pinned him with her thighs, giwtwm.

>>223473421
Hey faggot doomer, if you had this and conscription started you'd be even worse off though, away from your girlfriend who cheats on you while you're dying in the trenches

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>You're going to go back in time Kyle..
>You're going to go back in time, and fuck my mom

>>223468888
He didn't pull it off, he creampied her

>>223473753
Anton Yelchin was miscast as Reese. I think they gave him a black female sidekick too?

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>>223473753
>Anal? No Kyle... Vaginal.

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>>223473770
He was the best we had. Far better than the chud from Genisys at least.

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>>223468888
It was fated, which removes a lot of the anxiety that would nerf your performance. He knew he would fuck her and he knew he would get her pregnant, he just had to be there and it would happen.

>>223472781
>hold your own against a killing machine
what would be today's equivalent?

>>223472798
she was so tight, she wouldn't let him cum.

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