ancient chinese secret
>>223470198he's asian
>>223470198He said >nigga every chance he got so people knew he was flamboyant faggot.
He never had sex with a woman and never took vaxx
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>>223470261Yo dis nigga is offended by the word nigga!
Eating fish heads.
>>223470198He’s an Ascended Master.
Because that's a trope in movies and Tarantino is basically just TvTropes: the director, autism included.
He used sorcery and is Satanic.
>>223470198He trained at Shaolin. According to at least one blacksmith, he's a Buddha. It makes sense.
He cultivated until he reached the Big Mac Realm.
>>223470198He worked out
>>223470198ancient chinese secret
>>223470198he cultivated her chi through his butthole
>>223470321wtf is that real?
>>223470198secret technique not for gweilo ears
You can live off of light alone if you train yourself to
>>223470198He was cranking that chinese shit for centuries. The west discovered it in the 2000s lmao.>pic from the documentary.Cures diabetus apparently.
>>223473757Yes. I filmed it.
>>223470217The ancient toaist immortal secret is basically nofap btw.
>>223470198>this junior hasn’t cultivated
>>223474197your incel cult has zero effectit's merely copeyou will never accept this truth
>>223470198He meditated so hard his metabolism slowed down to the point where he was barely even alive. He only needed to eat once per month because of this and his diet consisted purely of newborn babies
>>223470198Every day Death came to his door knocking. And every day he sent Death packing with some sick karate moves.
>>223474483Puss in boots rules apply
>>223474321You dare?!
>>223470198Avoided women. Eventually they got him though.
>>223474709I don't know what that means I was old when that came out.
>>223470198He retained his nut and the nut of every disciple and enemy he met. his gown used to be black.
>>223470198Rice and fish heads
>>223474782someone should do short on just him and how he avoided women to reach 500 y.o.; that actually sounds rather plausible.
>>223470198Sass, not even Death could stand him.
>>223477459kek
>>223470198He only trusted white women once, and that proved to be his undoing.
>>223470198He pushes kids off their bikes and eats pussy everyday.
>>223478401that actually makes sense... ''around white foids never relax'' was something he never learned in 500 years.. do you think he at least got some sex from them before getting done in?
>be 500 years old giga super martial arts wizard>can't feel the poison in the fish and dieKWAB
>>223470265ThisTo reach the white haired invicible master stage you have to refrain from both sex and masturbation for life. The moment you coom you lose your power
he's a character in a movie. characters in movies do not have to be realistic.
>>223480071Every one of my cells is a black belt in kung fu so I'm impervious to poison on a biological level. Radiation is my only weakness for now but I'm training my atoms religiously to overcome even that.
>>223470198it's a movie
>>223474197not just nofap, but nosex. also no wet dreams.
>>223479880That guy was way past wanting sex. Like a monk or whatever.
>>223480525>That guy was way past wanting sexHow do you infer this? If anything seems like he'd be shagging all these white foids that show up for training.
>>223480071>>can't feel the poison in the fish and dienot only that, but where did she even have the time/resources to get her hands on that poison?and what type of poison was it specifically?
bump
>>223480098Tell that to this guy.
