>NO! Not Professor Lupin and... uhh, that girl
>>223470723>tonks born 1973>lupin born 1960genuinely what did jk rowling mean by this
>>223470847and tonks could change appearance at willcould change into a much younger girl if she wanted ;)
>>223470847>women like age gap Tales as old as civilization
>>223470723>not remembering the sweet, hairy nudity Tonks has given usNGMI
>>223470723Death in battle is the best way to go.
>Fuck, Lupin and Tonks' son got orphaned like me>SWEET! Me and my wife's son got orphaned like him
>>223470847>knowing this detail
>>223471682CAN'T SEE SHIT ARRY
>>223470723i will bury the girl.. allow me that burden, it's the least I can do to help.
No for real, they introduced Nympodoria?? In part 5? And they never really explain her character she just shows up
>>223471695Your criticism of slop is more valid when you have autistic knowledge of all of the canon.
>>223471752lupin needed a love interest
>>223470847What's the issue?
>>223471752she's barely in the books to be fairt. read them recently
>>223470723nymphadora, faggot.
>>22347084713 years younger and likes werewolf cock, what about it?
>>223471752She's a member of the Order of the Phoenix. She can transform herself at will. She doesn't like to be addressed by her first name.That's basically all there is to her character, and the movie does establish all of that.All the Potter movies basically give you the cliff notes version of the story, moreso the later ones because the books get really long.
>>223472560She’s also clumsy. But yeah. That’s literally it. She feels like a fanfic character but she’s not, it’s wild and mundane at the same time.Harry Potter was way better pre ghostwriters.
I was more assblasted over the way the movies didn't show Fred being killed. He gets killed off fucking screen and then they show his body for a second and Ron crying for a second as well that's it. It's ridiculous. It wasn't even in cut scenes.
>>223470723tf you on about, everyone loved tonks's ass
Everyone wanted wolfstar to happen
>>223471752Wheres my 6-part origin story?! She didnt even get any one liners like Iron Man!
>>223470723Tonks was a bae, stfu.
>>223470847Not to mention Lupin has the HP equivalent of AIDs.
>>223471752She's Mad Eye's apprentice, and a skilled Aura with a habit of shapeshifting randomly.That's about it, and all you need.
>>223472171>>223472560>>223473115She has more personality than most HP characters and her book 6 depression phase was kino. She's also mentored by Mad-Eye Moody and niece to Bellatrix. It's a shame Rowling killed her off-screen and gave Bellatrix to Molly of all people.
>>223470723which death made you laugh the most in the movies? Mine was Dobbys. Cedric is a one retroactively, because of all the "thats my wife's son, thats her boooooyy" jokes
>>223473573It wasn't kino, it sucked. Her character was essentially dead from that point on until (presumably) Bellatrix made it official.
her nude scenes in GoT are a bit lackluster tbqhwyfnglncogs
>>223473384I don't think it was shown in the book either.
>>223473587Rowling has stated that the moment she kept Arthur Weasly alive was the moment she decided she was going to kill Lupin. And since Rowling doesn't believe in the credibility of single mothers, Tonks logically had to go too. That last bit is my head cannon, but the bit about Arthur and Lupin is on record.
>>223473573>It's a shame Rowling killed her off-screen and gave Bellatrix to Molly of all people.She was slipping in one final "mother's love defeats evil" moment in there before the end as Bellatrix was trying to kill Ginny.
>>223473610>the moment she kept Arthur Weasly alive was the moment she decided she was going to kill LupinWhy either? Why not both? What's the connection
>>223473659Per Rowling, something along the lines of steeling Harry's resolve for his final sacrifice, but not wanting to be terribly cruel and kill off every father figure in his life.
>>223473573She's a quirk chungus character. Always sucked.
>>223473670The death toll in the battle of Hogwarts was GRRM tier shockslop. Killing off characters the audience have invested in to raise the stakes instead of bothering to write them an ending is just lazy.
>>223472116When he was 18 she was 5
>>223473817no one that important died in the battle thoit was kinda tame like she didn't want to piss off fans by killing off characters most people liked
>>223473645Wasn't it also supposed to be a payoff to the subtle nods that Molly is actually a hyper competent wizard, who was top in the dueling club and did well overall in her studies?
>>223473847Which also comes out of nowhere
>>223473880>Which also comes out of nowhereThey are sprinkled in randomly throughout the books, along with everyone wondering why she decided to be a housewife to fucking Arthur of all people. In the end it came down to love, which is Rowling's whole underlying theme in HP.But in retrospect, possibly also her desire to force a strong traditional family unit.
It’s very clear it should have been Remus and Sirius as a coupleBut Rowling is just really bad with romance
>>223473894All married women are housewives in HP
>>223470723Could've sworn wolfcock was dating that french schoolgirl
>>223470723>lets just tons of beloved characters on the last page so their death serves no narrative purpose whatsoever and exists solely to depress the readerJ.K. Rowling turned into a complete hack, last three books of HP are terrible. I hope they completely rewrite them for the new adaptation
Why the fuck is this board obsessed with children's media? You're all in your 40s yet you spam the board with children's media every single motherfucking day. I'm talking capeshitvand starslop too. You autistic retards who would do anything to be 12 again are ruining the board along with baskinjeet and all the other schizo spammers. Theres literally no room for conversation about CONTENT AIMED AT OUR OWN AGE, it quickly gets slid off the catty because all you retards want to talk about is media for 12 year oldsGet help
>>223473894>love, which is Rowling's whole underlying theme in HP.
>>223474001jeet here, please don't associate me with b*skin
>>223474001stop the chinese and indians flooding your country
>>223474001Ok, what would you like to talk about anon?
>>223474026Baskin poster was doxed and its confirmed hes an obese jeet. Now go take a shower, stinky
>>223474027Chinese are emigrating? Since when? China is like heaven on earth, why would they ever leave it?
>>223474107>China is like heaven on earthBut what if you're not a bugman?
>>223474137Then you don't belong in China. Simple as. Same with Japan. Stay the fuck out and let them flourish
>>223473610Arthur dying would've honestly hurt me more than everyone else who did die ngl>>223473584Dobbie was comically dramatic, makes me laugh every time I think about it. Moody was comically awkward because his character is almost nonexistent in the movies outside of the movie where he's actually an imposter, and then he dies off screen and everyone just goes >oh no! Anyway-I like Gleeson but he was gimped in the role and movies, so Hedwig is the saddest death imo.
>>223474107SEAmonkey detected
>>223472171>read them recentlyWhy?
>>223474343I'm american (unfortunately) but seriously, when did they start emigrating and where are they emigrating to? Its certainly not to america, we just have spics and jeets
>>223470847I'm a high school teacher who married his student, so I get it.
>>223474549did you get involved with her before or after graduation?
>>223473115They "establish" her clumsiness too. There's a shot where she stumbles on a bucket or something upon entering the Order's headquarters. I was always confused about that shot but now it makes sense, thanks anon.
>>223474584Before, in her 2nd year.
>>223474403>I'm american (unfortunately)Monekpaw. Next life you're being born in a non-white country.
>>223470847are you saying he was a p*do?
>>223473115been thinking about reading HP latelywhich books are ghostwritten>
>>223474716I was in your room last night and I squeezed out a dribble of diarrhea into your mouth while you slept
>>223470847same age gap i have with my polish zoomoid gf, got something to say about it?
>>223473831So does a 20 yr old dating a 33 yr old freak you out?
>>223473894>But in retrospect, possibly also her desire to force a strong traditional family unit.Kek why did you randomly want to add /pol/ stuff to the end?
>>223474824>polish>gfHave you made sure its a female yet?
>>223474549I had two girl classmates openly pine for young male teachers. They're both spinsters now and the teachers both wound up divorced after falling for the millenial meme women. One married a poojeeta and promptly cheated on her with a student after popping out a minijeet, and the other got divorce raped by a feminist who had an identity crisis when he asked her for kids.Really makes you wonder how much happier all 4 of their lives would be right now if they had just enjoyed the forbidden "underage" 15 yo fruit.
>>223473831And? They're wizards, they live until like 200.
>>223475226>did you know poland is *checks notes* uh full of trannies??are you serious anon
