Whether you hate it or love it, the underdog is now on top. Bow down to Big B
Look Tomar it’s you
>>223470738Damn. Picard has gotten young suddenly.
He just wanna tell you something
>>223470738Ignore the globalized freezers
>>223470738lol put his beard on his head
At the Madam's Organ bar in Maryland, everybody knew that Jon Bernthal’s mouth was “free use”: when he was on club grounds, anyone, at any time, could push him to his knees and demand service, no questions asked. Dressed in just a distressed black trenchcoat and Burn Local baseball cap, Bernthal would be kept busy until closing time, and many of the Organ’s patrons fondly recall him stumbling out of the club after a long night’s work, still half drunk, beads of perspiration speckling his signature schnoz. In front of the camera, Jon was known for taking control and directing the action of the movie, but on his off-days he preferred to totally let go — closing his eyes, relaxing his throat, and losing himself in the intoxicating rhythm of thrust after thrust. A Maryland boy through and through, Bernthal embodied the working class ethic of the Evergreen State, taking a quiet pride in the labor he performed, making sure that anytime he was on his knees, the man towering above him left the encounter fully satisfied.
The warmth from his local burning is shocking to those who have globally froze their whole lives.
>>223470738He's a Real One. Nothing frightens the cynical global freezers more than someone who has the fire to burn locally.
hes just another trading card in some horny old jew faggot's roster of meatbags, no more remarkable than any other actor nowadays. kurt russel is the last actual human being alive in hollywood anymore.
AYY RIG, MASK YOU SUMMIN
>>223472396Kek
>>223470738>Why is /tv/ handling his ascent so poorly?I'm loving it, he's entertaining as fuck and I love to see him in a movie or show. He just tends to pick roles I have 0 interest in (capeshit or nolanshit) as of late so I don't really watch all his stuff.I actually kind of like the fake tough guy thing too. It's like he's acting off the clock, just to entertain people with stupid shit like not liking people who nap or whatever. I know it's just a stupid PR stunt but it's kinda funny and I'm more receptive to it more than pointless virtue signalling.I hope he gets more fun roles and more protags/antags.
He'd kick my ass up and down the block, then up it again. He's badass as fuck and has the attitude to prove it. He's awesome
My favorite Irish-Sicilian actor since DeNiro
>>223470738I love it. I incinerate provincially.
What a fucking badass, holy shit.
>>223473656He’s a manlet. I met him at a screening of Small Engine Repair. He seems like a chill dude too. The tough guy act completely goes away when he’s on home turf.
You really got to recollect yourself at times like these
>>223470738This isn't very burning local of him
>>223473643The thing I've always liked about John Bern "Local" Thal is the sheer realness of him. The authenticity. When dude speaks, he speaks power to truth, he exudes rawness but keeps it humble on the stretch while remaining dolo. Me? I'm a big dude. Rough dude. Bald headed with a big beard, tats, 300 lb 5'8" wouldn't wanna FUCK with me. But this dude? I'd cross the street. No harm in saying it. Guy has a hard look to him, it's in his eyes. You see it too, don't you? The real rawness real gristle, tough down-to-the-bone realness. Nah, your boy is crossing the street. Yeah I'm a fighter been in lots of scraps, you probably wouldn't know about that. But hard, HARD pass on this dude. Guy is the definition of ruggedness. Real recognize real, and John lookin real familiar.
Guy trains with kettlebells. He's legit.
>>223470738This motherfucker was born into a poor Irish-Italian Catholic household and grew up on the streets. He only became an actor when he was on a reconnaissance mission in a middle-eastern war hotbed and ended up raiding an illegal Al-Quada missal silo and rescued a bunch of POWs, one of the POWs happened to be a famous acting recruiter and the rest is history.
>>223473656dude is both irish and italian that he probably hung like a monster can too
>>223470738The pitdaddy himself.
>>223470738People will try and attacking, frozen by their cynicism and selfishness. No surprise. When a working class guy makes it big, and still looks to raise up his family, friends, and neighborhood, the isolated and cold blooded look to sneer and snark. Big B keep the heat for those he cares about. He doesnt forget his responsibilities.
>>223471963his weird skull is almost symmetrical with itself but at a horizontal radius rather than vertical
>>223470738AYY POSEIDON LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ALRIGHT
>>223475450This is true, he banged my step-sister after deployment and confirmed it
>>223470804/thread
letmeaskusumm
where does he keep his frontal lobe
>>223476277he had it cosmetically grafted to where his foreskin was so he could pretend to be Catholic
>>223476277In his fists
>>223470738Has he gone home to the Lord?
>>223476423Even God wouldnt want that fight lol
>>223470738He and Alexa Davalos had some good chemistry in Mob City.
>>223470738lemmeaskyousometing
>>223470738He's not even an actor. He plays his natural asshole self in everything he does, and only gets roles for carrying the Jew-card. He somehow has less range than Harrison Ford, The Rock, and Robert De Niro combined.
*naps*heh nothing personell
>>223473643I want him to win an Oscar so Burn Local posting will return full time
>>223470738i let him fuck my wife in front of me... and I'd do it again and I DID BECAUSE I LIKED ITHELL I LOVED ITIm sitting here just itching to watch Jon fuck my wife again
>>223478440I'll bet that this is Jon himself stroking his own massive ego. You hide behind a woman when you see a Black guy cross the street to the side you're on. You fucking know it.
When you put in the work, you reap the rewards. Every single day, from the moment you wake up to the moment you fall asleep to exhaustion. No one deserves it more than Jonny B. That's the nickname he got in the Italian-American hood he grew up in and reps every single day. Struggle, grind and shine. That's what it means to burn local. Stay true to yourself and your loved ones.
>>223470738If I see this guy in the cast, I skip the flick.
>>223478513He's as Italian as tall furry hats and curly sideburns, bro.
>>223478513Haters with soft hands and no work ethic hate this man. Silver spoon suburbs kids you know the type.Big B reached up from the gutter and took what he worked for. Thats what really sticks in their craw- he is the living embodiment of the American Dream. And make no mistake these people hate America and freedom
>>223470738Little manlet kike playing tough guy. He's so fucking exhausting in everything he's in.
>>223478887He'd kick your soft pampered ass up and down the block (where he's from) all the way back to whatever faggy prep school you came from
>>223478887He's Sicillian and Irish with some AA and Comanche blood iirc but that ain't no matter.You hate and find him exhaustin cos hes authentic and seeing a real one do his thang brings up feelings in you of yall's own fake frontin' ass
>>223478959Yep no lies told. Gully kept, local burned.Burn local is about holding it down for your own hood no matter what the playa haters say.
>>223478959All in all, a good scrapy Catholic lad. As he always says "God, family, community". Notice how he doesnt mention his hot sauce collection or funko pops? Or himself? Man knows that a man is defined through his responsibilities, not the things he owns.
>>223476277As if Vincent Cassel was born a retarded mutt. Fascinating phenotype.
I just need to give a major shoutout to all the local burners keeping this thread glowing hot despite the global freezers trying to cool things down. Big respect
He's got the kind of vibe where if you're goofing around in his favourite italian joint he'll just give you the look and you'll know you fucked up.
>>223479233Ayo right back at you partner. Big B inspires all us inner city types of indeterminate or ambiguous ethnicity and social class. Does it real matter where we come from when we on the basketball court?
>>223470738Hi. I'm an angry young man who is confused about the world, and who lashes out in my anger. What Big B kinos should I watch, to help me become a better man and burn local?
>>223479307Jon always says the paint is the great equalizer
>>223479515The entirety of the Real Ones podcast. Take notes on every episode
>>223470738We Burn Local here.
>>223478928Sure thing faggot.
Rumor has it not even Nolan could break him while filming The Odyssey
>>223480042Nolan is a warmup.
Guy was telling me Big B doesnt even have a home gym. Every morning he walks three blocks to some struggling local gym and pays the day rate. Been doing it for 12 years.
He was the best part of the spiders flick
Big B plays pickup games of B-Ball (basketball for you suburb kids) where i live and let me tell you, it's a rough area. Some guys were clowning on me for being different but luckily BIG B came up, put a hand on my should, looked at the five guys and just threw a 20 on the court. Needless to say, 1v5 and 15 minutes later he was scooping up his winnings without a word. He bought me a pack of gum, took the money he won and donated it to the local catholic orphanage then left. The man taught me to keep it real, keep it local and most of all keep gully.
>>223470738>le tough guy jewanother talentless nepo loser
>>223470738Unironically he is on top now. The Burn Local predictions came true. He starred in 2 multi billion dollar films back to back.All the hard work on the mean streets of Washington and Moscow paid off.Street legend made it big you love to see it
>>223480543let me guess, just woke up from a nap tough guy?
>>223480537>>223480522Damn, I knew Big John was a raw dude but I didn't know just how real he was. I just gained a whole new respect for the man and it's making me feel like heating up until the whole block feel the energy
>>223480666Thats the thing about Big B. People try and criticize him as being typecast and narrow range, but all people see is the tough guy. Not his fault.
>>223470738he should play Picard
>>223481062He should be continuing the Death Wish franchise.
>>223475371for real! I'm 240 lbs 7% bodyfat and I'd run from Bernthal. He could practically wup your ass from just a stern look. It's a big no from me, dawg.
>>223470738He’s just too much over himself, takes himself too seriously while having a mid af physique overall, unlikable.
>>223478858>>223478513>>223475620Holy shit I'm in stitches.
Just finished a kettlebell workout. old school soviet stuff. Big B keeps reminding to put down childish things, and pick up manly things. All men need the reminder. And it came to my mind. When was the last time hollywood actually has a role model for mature masculinity? Well, Holly wood has that man in Jon B. God broke the mold after that man.
Freeze global.
>>223470738Is that my boy Jonnie B? This dudes a legend with the Stevedores in Baltimore! Yeah down at the shop for then International Longshoreman’s local 24-47 guys are still talking about how much steel Jonnie B could hoist with just one arm. The guy would work 12 hour swing shifts then go volunteer at the orphanage up the road and after 4 hours of reading to the blind and playing basketball with the coloreds he would head down to McGonnigles Irish tavern and drink you straight under the table. I’m glad to see our local boy has done good in this world, we were all afraid he would go Hollywood but when he comes back to Baltimore he still burns local, just like he did growing up in a tough Irish working class neighborhood.
Big B? Its like watching living folklore. Its like being able to watch Paul Bunyan chop down a tree and be like "yah, thats based". But the real lore comes from the work he does with the folks. Helping those small businesses and eateries. Keep the sidewalks safe for the kids to go to school (I heard he just donated a bunch of books and sports equipment).
>>223481829You're playing a dangerous game, son
>>223482497are you gonna tell me something?
>>223481829Radiate proximately
>>223470738I like him in everything I've seen him in. Also he burns local, and that's good too
>>223477936Why is he so violent? What problem does he have?
>>223470738>What if Patrick Stewart was cast as Josh Tomar
grew up at an orphanage so ended up drinking myself stupid at bars when I turned 21. I remember crying at a bar saying how a poor orphan like me never had sex and I kid you not big johnny b spread his bussy for me right there in the middle of a packed bar. Not a single blue collar guy or vet there even blinked, they understood he wasnt gay. He was doing it for those of us who have less, and when I busted 3 inches deep in that muscular booty hole and he left the bartender told me he already paid my tab. He's a real one alright
>>223483303the living definition of burn local
I don't support nepotism. Simple as. I am a firm believer in meritocracy. I'll both kill and die for it, to be exact. Meritocracy is a celebration of every man, woman and child who pushed themselves beyond physical, mental and perhaps even spiritual boundaries they never thought possible, to make humanity the dominant species on this or any other planet.Nepotism undermines all of that. Destroys it. By offering positions to family and/or tribe members - you know what I'm talking about - nepotism skips the merit process and ensures that mediocrity prevails. An absolute dogshit lack of acquired skill.Nepotism is slowly eradicating this once-great species. And if they want to hire people to murder those who benefit FROM nepotism, I'll be right there at the front of the line applying to be that murderer.
>>223470738Some people just seethe when they see an Italian Irish kid from the Bronx hit the big time without forgetting his roots, what can you do
>>223481829Disgusting.Coming into this thread saying that is like sacrificing a black goat in the Sistine Chapel
