>He sent in his two weeks notice? Have his coworkers start acting up around him
>He found a website with the movie he enjoys.>Have it be the retarded new synth version.It's bumming him out, sir.>Good.
>>223470916>he wants to create a good thread>make him post a shitty forced meme
>make the library sorter lose his books so he gets charged $300
>>223470916>He thinks this thread is really active so he decided to reply>Now nobody reply to this thread anymore making him feel like he's an idiot>Now do it in this Truman Show thread as wellAgain? I hate reruns.
>>223470916Has there been a more gnostic movie ever made? Real kabbalistic shit shown right to the goy hylic.
>>223471022In uni I switched books with a girl and then she died and I didnt want to call her parents to ask for a book so I paid a fine
>>223470916>ban him
I learned this a long time ago (actually thanks to 4chan)You never show your power level in a work environment, you want to keep a low level identity, maybe throw in some quirks here and there to make sure youre not just pure autistic.But yeah thats how I survive
>>223470916oh hey it's that voice actor from call of duty black ops
>>223470916What do you mean by "acting up"? Do you work with children?
>>223471168>that cute girl he likes and wants to marry?>kill her off onscreen and terminate the actress' contract
>He finally found a reason to live?>Immediately turn him Asexual.
>>223471097>alright now bring in the schizo to ramble about shit nobody cares about
>He delivered everything on time?>Cut his bonus and give it to the quirky chungus that talks in every meeting and doesn't do shit
>double his workload >now reduce his team's headcount>now tell him that having too much work is better than not having enough work
>give him a gay ageplay diaper fetish and make his parents find his diaper stash
>bring in the new cute employee who is exactly his type>sit her at the desk next to the office douchebag>make them flirt loudly
>have nobody at his job talk to him through the whole day
>>223472395>make her fart loudly
>>223472454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLGBZTcLrvY
>Have him arrested for questioning the WWII narrative online
>>223472451>put him on front desk duty>have a cute girl come in and start asking questions he's not trained to answer
>>223472249>Alright now bring in the loser who hates any sort of deeper thought or meaning and is just a goyslop consoomer with a clit dick and who will die alone and unloved and always appeals to an imaginary consensus when talking about anything because he's cattle
>>223472641please explain to me how the Truman show is about Gnosticism without some bland parallel to Christof being the Demiurge.
>>223472641>perfect, seething right on cue. now have him go on some gay little tirade about deep thinking while using retarded buzzwords
>>223470916The hell, I'm putting out applications to some other shops and I'm getting paranoid that some of my coworkers are treating me different.
>Truman is drunkenly/autistically bragging about having foreskin and not being jewish?>Make him find out he actually has mild phimosis and needs to get circumscised to be able to have sex, but now can't because he's "the foreskin guy" so it would be really weird and awkward if he showed his penis to a girl and didn't have foreskin
>>223472772I solved mild phimosis in a hot shower as a 13 year old without even knowing what phimosis was. Just realised the foreskin on men's cocks in porn went all the way back while mine did not.
>make him post the same thread every other day>make him post it on other boards too>have him keep this up for years after it's no longer funny
>make him browse /tv/ during Australian hours
>post a Truman thread>have other posters refer to Christof directing his internal state instead of shaping the reality around him
