Fuck this shit board, I'm out
>>223471616That's the best case scenario. They say 9 out of 10 failed suicides immediately regretted starting doing it once they did.
haha me too
>>223471644That's bullshit because 9 out of 10 women who attempt suicide do it to try to manipulate a sexual partner/boyfriend/husband/some guy and none of them regret it
>>223471681If you say so. Of course that would be different. Sounds like those are fraudulent attempts where they never planned to die.
>>223471691Duh-doy that is why they are called "cried for help"
>>223471702>called "cried for help"Indian go fuck off
Oh yeah that doesn't count statistics for trans women because usually I just wind up beating them to death instead for being faggots
>>223471616Yeah, I already removed the board from my bookmarks. Soon enough I'll just be another person that left this shithole forever.
>>223471616I don't know if I should say this because it might give some people here bad ideasI once met a guy, terribly depressed, who tried to hang himself and failedthe rope fucked up his vocal chords and he lost the ability to speakthey gave him a disability for it and now he doesn't have to work and he's happier than ever
>>223471709Bloody benchod bitch I fuck your mother you say me next time Untouchable Beef bot
>>223471714>>223471724Nobody cares about your blog, nigger
>>223471724You should have started a blues band with him called Raspy Johnson and the No Pusy Nigga. You'd be No Pusy Nigga
>>223471644the same is probably true of most successful suicides, but obviously you can't ask them...
>>223471616Good luck with that.
You must imagine Sisyphus happy
>>223471713/tv/'s 'Don't Mention Trannies for 5 Seconds" Challenge failed once again
>>223471644Yeah because a vast amount of them are done on a whim in the hear of the moment. Look how suicide rates plummet from bridges when they build the fence higher. It's like people are willing to kill themselves if it's easy but if it's slightly more difficult they can't be bothered.
>>223471702And the OP video was not a cry for help. It was a failed attempt at suicide. It went wrong. It's totally unrelated to what you assume 90% of women do to manipulate men. Fucking incels...
>>22347164450% of failed suicides try again.
>>223471812That's pretty consistent with the regret though. Half move on with their life, half probably don't improve so they decide to finish the job. Suicide often a permanent solution to temporary problems.
>>223471757I saw it on a documentary of people who survived jumping off of bridges. They said almost all of them immediately regretted it. I don't know why the statistics would change with the dead ones.
>>223471821"temporary problems" is often a bullshit cope. Most of their problems are eternal.
>>223471616Just take some opioids and down a bottle of Scotch.
>>223471935If I'm gonna off myself it's gonna be with a cheese grater, don't know how but I'll figure it out.
>>223471810Lmaoooo get dried foid
>>223471822They regretted it because they survived, and had to suffer the consequences of almost dying. The dead probably got relief; maybe they would feel regret, maybe not
>tomorrow
>>223471616the song that plays when he fakes his suicide for the girl and she leaves and he smokes a cig is kino. he's a dumbass
I CAN'T LIVEIF LIVIN IS WITHOUT YOUUU
>>223471616I never understood hanging. It seems so fucking painful, even if you feel suicidal and don't care. At least with a gun, if you aim to hit your brainstem, it's basically an "off switch" and you are unconscious and gone the moment you pull the trigger. There is no hesitancy or survival instinct to stay alive.Or even with sodium nitrite poisoning and antiemetics, you go out peacefully and without suffering if you know what you are doing, and can do it right.Even just jumping from a great height seems better. You get drunk or fucked up on a lot of drugs, then jump from a great enough height, and you won't feel any pain, only shock and adrenaline for a very brief moment.
>>223471616Looks like he couldn't wait for his life to be over.
>>223471821>permanent solution to temporary problems.One of the biggest lies ever told.
>>223471986they meant that they regretted it while they were falling.
>>223472096youll feel regret jumping from something no matter what, even if it's delayed somewhat with drugs or alcohol. the gun is the move, but i hope anons seek help before doing any dumb shit like that
>>223471616What movie is this I swear I've seen it
>>223472245the rules of attraction, homie
>>223471616The things some people do to have an orgasm /baka
>>223472211>the gun is the moveA surprising number of people fuck it up
>>223472096Hanging isn't a great way to kill yourself, but if you do it right you either break the neck (that's why in executions the rope is tied at the side of the neck and there's a long drop) and die instantly, or you cut off all blood flow to the brain from a back knot and short drop so you pass out quickly
If I ever go out, I'm going out like a true anon. I will tie a high test fishing wire noose around my neck, tie it off to a building, and then superglue my hands to my head so when they find my body it will look like I ripped my own head off before I went splat.
>>223471616They did this in Better Off Dead already
>>223471616There's like 3 good threads a week and it doesn't take that long to browse.
>>223471616Is that webm from Rules Of Engagement? I only remember him trying to slash his wrist with a cartridge razor.
>>223472338that's why you simply use a bigger guncan't fuck up with a shotty
>>223472645disregard this looks I couldn't even remember the right title
>>223471681No foid has ever attempted suicide. They do it for attention
>>223472531>quality of the board has hit zero >wait, wait, why are you leaving?
i don't remember this scene in hackers
>>223471799i think its more likely they were too fat to climb it lol
>>223471616Wher you going??
>Anon tries to hang himself
>>223473709Hang the planet!
see you tomorrow hope you have many (you)s by then
>>223472096thats why there is less suicides in europe, we dont have access to guns
>>223472077https://youtu.be/jPj-8_wOZcArules of attraction is a good movie, bret easton ellis said its his adaption of his books
>>223471616>a plant hookthis gonna be good.
>>223471821Suicide is encoded in the genes.
>>223471616I got banned for making a thread about an actress, so I feel you.
>>223472366Most people dont take into account they can jump and break their necks. Most of them just step off a chair and choke to death
>>223474728Yeah it's way harder to kill yourself without a gun.Most ways to kill yourself are painful or scary with lots of chances to back out or fuck it up.Turns out the machine for killing people is really good at killing people. Who'd have thought?One of the reasons I'll never own a gun.
>>223475952Opioids , seems like the best way. Especially for someone who has never done it before. It isn't scary cause you get knocked out and just die
>>223471616I don't remember this scene from malcolm in the middle...
>>223471644
>>223471616Where else is there to go? There’s knowhere like this place.
>>223476676She didn't aim well enough
>>223475952>One of the reasons I'll never own a gun.Yeah, same. Chekhov's gun, I just know I would use it on myself one day.
>>223471644wouldn't have regretted it if they actually wanted to die
>>223472096I always figured if I was going out, I'd get drunk and swim as far as I could into the ocean at night.
>>223476871I feel too good to kms when I'm drunk
