How would the movie play out if the wish didn't work?
>Nikki moves out>cute asian moves out>bear dies kissless virgin
>>223471896Bear had a little bit of time left to make moves before Nikki leaves. He had a chance.
>>223471870Do white guys really ruin their lives for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLGBZTcLrvY
>>223471909Bro she point blank asks him, SHE created the perfect moment for him to tell about his feelings and he pussies out, I have a hard time imagining him making a move
>>223471920why are women like this
>>223471954Vegan diets
>>223471920>>223471954>>223471969
Bear becomes a turbochud when he finds out his best friend was fucking his oneitis for 2 years
>>223472011that was meant for op sorry bro I am raging drunk
>>223471870He finds out she's a skank who was fucking his loser friend.He all but freezes her out of his life. She acts like a passive agressive cunt and semi-stalks him. Even though she's with his ex-friend.Nikki goes out of her way to make sure no other girl will get with him by starting rumors and popping up when he's talking to other girls. Bear hooks up with a mid geekette who genuinely likes him and they move in together. Nikki gets knocked up loser bro bails.
>>223472176I think there's no chance Bear would end up with anyone. He's just too wormy.
>>223471870i wish bear would have sex with me
>>223472201Nah, there are women out there for him. He'll end up with a personality matched mid chick who actually likes him.
>>223471870He would have cried like a little bitch in that car and then pissed away another three or four years of his youth pining away for a girl that damn well knew he was orbiting but wouldn't just tell him that fuck off and find someone else because she enjoyed the low-key attention from the beta.
>>223471870Nikki leaves. Sarah gets her acceptance letter and thinks "it's now or never" and confesses her feelings for Bear. They most likely fuck before she leaves too.
>>223471920sorry but this was debunked as fake
>>223472642
stinky fart smelling sex with Inde
>>223471870Probably the same as my life.>hello pretty lady>nope
>>223472642where's her mole?
>>223471896He's just like me
OMG SHE DID THE SMILE THING. HOW SCARY
>>223472485This
>>223473480this but unironically
>>223471909>He had a chance..... with the girl who was fucking his best friend behind his back
>>223471954Stop posting OF hoes nigga
>>223471870The wish didn't work, she was just a psycho.
>>223472535what's with the rings on hapas?oh and the eye lash thing that looks like a feather.
>>223473589then who was phone?
>>22347380410 out of 10 in shartmuttistan
>>223473804I don't get this piercing, wouldn't it continually hurt when she moved her mouth?
>>223473901maybe she enjoys it?
>>223472642What is that expression called?
>>223474243the "i'm farting rn"
>>223471870What if the wish wasn't real, but Bear kind of thought it was, so it gave him the confidence to actually ask her out, confidence that she found attractive and let her say yes. So even though the wish wasn't real in the magical sense, it still "worked" by bringing the two of them together? Then it could backfire when Bear realizes Nikki is kind of psycho and codependent and just hides it well outside relationships, and now Bear wants out, but wishes cant be undone and gosh isnt this all such a monkey paw situation? Be careful what you wish for, fellas.
>>223472535Then Sara wins Olympic gold in figure skating.
>>223471870SAAAAARRS
>>223473901That's the entire point of piercings. They love the constant pain.
>>223471925why do you virgins think that means he had a chance? she was gonna let him down gently if he confessed then, which probably wouldn't have altered the course of the movie.
>>223471870he would continue to simp for all eternity. That's just how it goes for weak men.
>>223473869Bear was schizophrenic.
>>223471925>perfect moment lol
>>223473506You can't fuck "behind someone's back" if you have no romantic or sexual connection to the person in the first place. She was just fucking his best friend.
>>223471925She didn’t create a perfect moment. She created a pop quiz after the pairing was already done.Nikki is leaving. She has Ian. Bear has been the safe one. Then she drops “do you like me” like it’s a coin toss with no history. A woman who wants you does not wait until the exit and then make you say it into a tape recorder. She makes it easy before the suitcase is packed.Calling that courage is the con. The “chance” is a trap with a timestamp. If he says yes, she can still be with Ian and he becomes the guy who confessed at the buzzer. If he flinches, you get this post: he pussied out, case closed.He had time the same way a man has time to apply for a job that already hired someone. The movie needs that scene so her options stay open and his silence becomes the whole story. If she wanted him, you wouldn’t need a yes/no on the way out the door. You’d have seen it.
>>223472271This, don’t listen to the toxic feminists who want to make excuses for leading guys on
>>223476218It was kept a secret which means he has no reason to be honest with her
>>223476218She kept Bear close, let the wanting sit there, then used the other guy as the actual outlet and still sold a “chance.” Calling that clean because they weren’t official is how you wipe the slate: no title, no duty, no insult.You don’t need a boyfriend label for it to be a kick in the teeth. You need proximity plus a secret plus a pop quiz on the way out. “No romantic connection” is the line you write after you’ve already taken the benefit of his attention and given the sex to his friend.If it was that innocent she wouldn’t need you to say “just.” Just is the word people use when they know how it looks and want the picture cropped.
>>223471920I love her
>>223471870Bear would've spent the rest of his life trying to forget her.Nikki would forget he exists likely days, if not hours later. Probably as soon as he leaves her field of vision.
>>223471896Ah yes, the good ending.
