Has cinema gone too far?
if you watch slops made in the last 10 years then you deserve this
I kinda want to make a surf Dracula show but right from the first episode do it right. Eric Robertson can feature in some episodes like the chin in burn notice.
I want to see Surf Dracula.
Aren't Draculas allergic to water? What a stupid premise.
>>223472034It's faustian
>>223472034>allergic to waterwhat a stupid anon
>>223472034Better stay on that board then. High stakes, instant cinema.
>>223472034No, they're allergic to garlic, but I can see how you got confused because garlic and water are very similar.
>>223472034That's his dilemma and his conflict right there!
>>223472034>>223472062Vampires cannot cross running water.
>>223472100Vampires aren't real.
>>223472109Prove it.
>>223472100What if the water is jogging?
>>223472100Dracula did it just fine
You never hear about people surfing at night. Probably because it's incredibly dangerous. That's why Surf Dracula would be interesting. And course he surfs at night. It can't be out in the sun.
>>223472100Says who? Have you ever met one?
>>223472251Ever heard of sunscreen?
>>223471949>But who can correctly portray a surfing vampire?>Sir...He's already filmed all his scenes and has signed up for any and all sequels and spin-offs. He's working pro bono so long as he can keep the surfboard
>>223471999call it Night Surfer or some shit, some human stumbles upon a vampire surfing at night.
>>223471949You mean you wouldn't want to see a Beverly Hillbillies reboot where Uncle Jed spends the first season having flashbacks about his wife dying ending with him finding the need to go shoot at some food and the very last scene some bubbling crude comes out of the ground? You wouldn't like that? The entire first season just covering back story of the first four lines of the song?
Towards the end of the season Surf Dracula comes to term with the fact that surfing is a privileged activity that came to him because he is pale and he is male. The waves that carried him represented the global south from which he drained blood, literally and figuratively.He breaks his surf board in half, while sitting on the beach waiting for the sunrise to take him.
>>223472251People do surf at night. It's niche as fuck, though.
In umbrella academy Dracula gets the surfboard at the end of the season and then showrunners thought "oh wow people like seeing surf Dracula get his surfboard" and reset everything
https://yandex.com/search/?text=watch+Surf+Dracula+online+free&lr=29636&search_source=yacom_desktop_common
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nstG38C6zI
>>223471949Fun Fact: Tv Tropes users HATE the term Surf Dracula
>>223472285Kek
