>There was a fair amount to celebrate at the box office over the weekend. "Avengers: Endgame" returned to the top of the charts seven years after its initial release. Meanwhile, a couple of non-franchise movies found success, and Zach Cregger's "Resident Evil" continued to rule the box office following its killer opening. But they can't all be winners. Unfortunately, for Universal Pictures and DreamWorks, "Forgotten Island" flopped in its debut, despite being met with near-universal praise.
The funny thing is, you won't watch the anti-woke Ray Gunn either.
>>223472838FUCKING CHUD WHY DIDN'T YOU WATCH THE PIXAR MOVIE ABOUT THE QUIRK CHUNGUS BROWN SOUTHEAST ASIAN NONBINARY MILLENNIAL LESBIANS WITH SKRILLEX HAIRCUTS AND A FURRY CHARACTER AND THE ABUELA THROWING THE CHANCLA??
>>223472869It looks like what would happen if someone from the 00s somehow made a movie with 2020s technology.
>ignore woke movies that succeed>only count the ones that go broke>Wow, I'm sure seeing a pattern here...
>>223472901>>Wow, I'm sure seeing a pattern here...yeah, your IQ is dubs. 00
>>223472834>main characters look like Fortnite "original" characters>protagonist voiced by a singer-songwriter (not a voice actor)Gee I wonder why nobody's enthused.
It must get $200 million with the $80 million budget to break-even with the 2.5 rule.
Why did the left lose the culture war...
>>223472834idk. you want to given things the benefit of the doubt but it sounds boring>While celebrating their last night together, Jo and Raissa stumble upon a mysterious portal that transports them to the fantastical island of Nakali, packed with magical and mythological creatures they grew up hearing stories about from their Filipino families. Some of these figures will become friends, some foes. Joined by well-meaning-but-hapless weredog Raww and a small-but-mighty pack of pals, Jo and Raissa must face The Dreaded Manananggal.Just screams "we only made this because DEI"
>>223472834>make movies with with ugly and annoying characters>it flops
i looked at the trailer and it comes off as incredibly outdated. 2010s style millennial quirk chungus material scored with extremely overused 80s songs.
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>>223472834You know there's something you should know, so I'm gonna tell you soDon't sweat it,forgetit, enjoy theshowWorkin' all day now it's timeto unwind, kick back, relax, take a load off yo' mind (ha, ha)I'll be bustin' the moves and I'll be bustin' the rhymesWill be bustin' up laughin' cause it's party timeEverybody's feelin' fine cause it's party timeParty time, it's party time
>praisedBy whom?
>>223473072kek
>>223472834>most acclaimedby who
>>223473002>furry characternah i'll pass
>>223473002>"original animation" is an american-made female-led movie about asians (in a world where Asian cinema and Asian animation already exists and is better anyway)Yeah so fucking original. This industry seems to scientifically choose the least interesting or unique projects possible. They literally don't have any ideas.
>>223473002Dios mio!
>>223473122This is why anime and manga are winning.
>>223472915Should’ve cast the Moana voice actress.
>>223472834Looks like this movie will be forgotten
>>223472933all they had to do was make the girl cute and the whole world would fall in love
>>223472838With all these chud victories we now surely live in a world devoid of jewish influence, right?
>>223473002Did the team behind Concord make this?
>>223472869Yeah I won't, looks boring. Film Noir is the Ambien of movie genres.
>>223472834Asians don't realize nobody gives a fuck about their crying and bitching about muh parents suck. You just know that despite the fantastical story that's what the plot will be fucking about. And all the human characters are ugly as fuck. If they wanted to bait furfags they should have made them all furfags, one character isn't enough. Bad Guys and especially Zootopia are printing money on the other hand.
>>223472933Should have hired Josh Luna to provide the art
>>223472834>One of the most anticipated animated movies of 2026Lmao, SURE.
>>223473215>Asians don't realize nobody gives a fuck about their crying and bitching about muh parents suck. You just know that despite the fantastical story that's what the plot will be fucking about.kek beat me to it
>>223472901>ignore woke movies that succeedOh which there are HOW MANY? And it's literally always success in spite of being woke and due to other factors, since nobody in their right mind goes and sees a movie just because it's woke, but instead just tolerates the wokeness because it's what's wearing the skin of an IP that person used to love when they were a child or something similar?>only count the ones that go brokeOf which there are DOZENS to pick from?
I can't tell if the main character is supposed to be a boy or a girl?
>>223473241>Why did our idpol trash flop at the box office?
>>223473241>Oh which there are HOW MANY?Barbie, EVERY Disney Star Wars movie except Solo and Mando, Incredibles 2, Toy Story 4, Toy Story 5, Brand New Day had a girlboss, Peach is a girlboss in the Mario movies, Obsession was anti-incel and wildly profitable...Need me to go on, timmy?
>>223472901You forgot>claim that the successful "woke" (what a gay as fuck word) movies aren't pozzed
>>223473294So niggers are the ones who actually consume goyslop? Shocking.
>>223473002Idiots never seem to understand a very basic but very important aspect of WHY things that are original get praised.While obviously not specified out loud, it's kind of universally understood that when something is praised for being "original", it's being praised for being BOTH "original" AND good, not JUST "original".Watch, I'll come up with something "original" for an idea for a future children's animated movie right now:Bartholomew the Croissant Head.He's a 45-year-old man that works as a Copyright Law specialist, but he has a large, fully edible croissant in place of a head. He performs moderately well at his job, and he secretly has a cuckolding fetish but is too terrified of what his wife might think of him were he to ever admit it to her to ever bring it up with her. He also battles against undead alien space pirates in his spare time.Is that an "original" idea? Yes. Nothing like that has ever been done before, especially for a kids animated movie.But is it a GOOD idea? Is it an idea anybody's going to realistically like? Is it a fully developed idea? Is it a marketable idea? Is it a thematically consistent or audienc-appropriate idea? The answer to all of those is no.
>>223473267Discernible gender is oppressive, chud.
>>223472901the top 2 biggest box office bombs of all time are woke female lead female directed slop, but look at the Odyssey chuds!
>>223473294The Marvels, Supergirl, Lady Ghostbusters, A Wrinkle in Time, Mickey 17, Lightyear, Strange New World, One Battle After Another, Furiosa, Snow White, Madame Web, Joker 2, Indiana Jones 5, Eternals, Shang Chi.... Need me to go on, tranny?
>>223472834the movie isn't even woke, it's just annoying
>>223472834The problem isn't the DEI (though I'm sure that didn't help), the problem is they utterly failed to make this Island seem an interesting place to go to. Saw a few shots of the place in trailers and there's a Dog guy and a few other visually wacky people - but the place itself might as well have been Rio beach or NYC yet again. They spent all their trailer time advertising the relationship between the friends rather making the place itself seem any way interesting or mysterious.
>>223473368another mysterious island-type animated adventure movie called Strange New World made the island look interesting but still no one watched it. probably because it starred a bunch of fugly niggers
>>223472869>check the comments on the trailer>90% of them are about the cringe Aussie breakdancer of the same namelmao, movie is DOA because of the title alone
filipinos are astroturfing this movie really hard
>>223472901every example you could possibly list was successful despite being woke, not because it
I've never heard of or seen this movie before. Did the suits forget the concept of marketing and advertisement?
>>223473482I don't think that's true. There's definitely movies (pic, Get Out, Moonlight) that kind of bully themselves into the limelight.
>>223473499whoops
I almost thought about pirating this movie, but then I saw the cute Asian girl shaved half her head and with that, the one and only reason to watch this film was gone.
>>223473367chuds will claim everything that flop to be wokeneither of the girls are gay but somehow it's woke just because they are brown and ugly
>>223473075>>223473104>>223473226Trust the criticsTRUST THE CRITICS
>>223473519I mean I promise you the movie IS woke, like the people who made it and anything you might ask their opinion on, and the movie LOOKS like it's aggressively woke, but it generally doesn't talk about it. it's problem is it's fucking incessantly irritating, shrill actually
>>223473295You’re a retarded schizo troon.
>>223473543>I mean
>>223472834>flop>BUT IT'S PIXAR>flop>BUT IT'S CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED>flop>B- BUT BUT NOLANSLOP TWO BILLIES>who cares lol flop is flop
>>223473409It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title. I'll watch that clip any time and still laugh at the spinning mushroom top with the ball drop part.
>>223473002No.
>>223473519>somehow it's woke just because they are brown and uglyYes?Is part of wokeshit not making everything and everyone ugly & brown?
>>223472869Good Lord this is an ugly, uncanny art-style.Bring back traditional 2D animation if you want ot to look "traditional" or somehow "realistic". Don't half-ass it with an art-style like this.
>>223472834I didn't get the woke vibe from this, I just literally do not care about south east asian culture, especially when they're like, which I assume is the case I don't actually know, SEA American.
>>223472834>>223472869from a business perspective I don't know who sees this and decides this is what they want to inveset their money in, I knew both of these were guaranteed bombs from the first trailer.
>>223472834'Delgo' (2008) won awards at festivals but still went on to be the lowest grossing wide release movie of all time. Awards often are mostly about sniffing the right farts.
>>223472834This art style cant be used anymore thank god
>>223473572>>BUT IT'S PIXARWell, there's the problem. It's Dreamworks.
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>>223473694The faces look a bit like Disney
>dykes>fat dykes>filipinos>furries>obnoxious colors>spiderverse shit>dumb urbanite bitches' problems-core, with dashes of hapa generational traumaWe got our top scientists trying to figure out why audiences find this repulsive.>>223472869>netflixSure, rabbi.>>223473694What's the difference at this point?
>>223473696
>>223473712
>>223473002Gahhh, Filipinos too poor to watch an American made movie based on their own culture. They would rather watch their own stupid t.v. shows hosted by that transwoman clown.>>223473186The movie's art style is nothing like Concord.
>>223473708>What's the difference at this point?One is called 'pixar' and the other is called 'dreamworks'.
read a review about it >"love letter to the Philippines," folklore/culture plot>two main characters are friends but "inseparable," so as to be lesbian-coded for anyone who wants them to be without being cancelled for being gay in a kids movie >despite being that subversive, moral of the story is the power of fucking friendship>spirited away but with spiderverse animation why the fuck wouldn't I just watch spirited away? or even spiderverse? Im not fucking filipino. I'm male, I don't care about your female BFF story.
The animation style is ugly even by kids standards
>>223473368It's not just that the Island doesn't looks interesting, it's the whole aesthetics that look like Fortnite vomit + Spiderverse style fatigue
>>223473696yeah, the individualist libertarian guy is going to hate nazis, a collectivist totalitarian socialist regime. that's not really "woke."
>>223472834The problem isn’t woke. The problem is every animated movie being made by and for neurotic millennial women.I just watched Toy Story 5. How is this movie relatable to children? What is there for little boys? Both Toy Story 5 and Forgotten Island are meant for adults, with kids being an afterthought.
>>223473915>Both Toy Story 5 and Forgotten Island are meant for mentally ill Californiansfixed
>>223473190>Film Noir is the Ambien of movie genres.i guess it was to be expected that the most straightforwardly masculine genre would become unwatchable to an increasingly feminized population
>>223472834This is not a woke at all, retards. If you hate woke movies, you should want this to succeed. This should be the template for movies that features non-western characters.
>>223473694>BUT it's DREAMWORK>flop lol
>>223473215>>223473235I remember when this was first posted about a few weeks back, and the plot is literally that one girl thinks they're going to the same college, but the other one reveals that she's going to college in fucking Manila. It's easily the dumbest shit I've ever heard. No one in their right mind would go to college in filthy ass Manila over California, not even a Filipino-American.
>>223473890>yeah, he's calling randos nazis>not exactly woke, pal
>>223473215Asian diaspora need to understand that they will never be able heckin oppressed minority. They come from loving but strict families who are well off and want the best for their children and give them life advice that isn't retarded. Say what you will about niggers but they don't have that, so when they succeed there is a story there. Say what you will about spics, but they(not so much anymore) come to the US and work hard to make it. Asians have everything going for them from the get go and then try to become retard morally bankrupt westerners like the rest of us. There is no story there, they aren't becoming more interesting people, just more retarded. What does this leave them with? Larping as dumb White people but not even being White. They look into a mirror and see a weird oval faced fish person staring back and then seethe endlessly. Man they are stupid as fuck
>>223473368This. I started watching the Land that Time Forgot yesterday and that movie has an interesting concept and interesting island filled with interesting things. Granted, the main characters are Chad Americans, Brits, and Germans who learn to work together to survive and not weird quirk chungus asians, but the point still stands. It's gotta be interesting
>>223474507I think -some- flips and other Southeast Asians are basically the niggers of (East) Asia. iirc Cambodians, Hmong, Laotians are like bottom of the barrel black-tier in terms of income, crime rates, high school graduation rates in California. Flips are either homosexuals (twinks or drug addict versions), giga chiggers, or must work hard to send money to my 1234976 relatives back home.
>>223474125taking a traditionally masculine adventure premise (exploring a dangerous island full of mythical monsters) but having the protagonists be two non-white women is very much woke. in a pre-woke hollywood, this would be a story about two white guys, or maybe a white guy and his white girl love interest.guys prefer male protagonists in their adventure stories. girls do not want adventure stories at all, they want melodrama about relationships, which is why this thing has to make the island a metaphor their failing friendship or whatever, to try to lure women into the cinema to replace all the male viewers lost by making the protags girls. this is a quintessential "woke" ideological meddling, trying to make weird unisex entertainment that ends up not working for anybody, instead of just acknowledging gender differences and making adventure movies for boys and relationship movies for girls.
>>223474507They don't benefit from DEI but they're not penalised by anti-white DEI policies
>>223474489yes, a libertarian "individual excellence" guy would have hated populist right wing movements like trumpism long before "woke" was a thing, because they are against his fundamental principles. he wants an enlightened elite ruling the country, not a vulgar ex-reality tv star.
>>223472834>one ofGod damn how many animated movies were there this year? Not many so if you're not THE most then shut the fuck up. >were in the top five>there are only four moviesThat's what they sound like.
>>223473104(((Critics)))
>>223472883how's abuela/chancla a woke thing? my abuela was the most racist human being imaginable
>>223473915>The problem is every animated movie being made by and for neurotic millennial women. None of the people making this stuff have children, they aren't even surrounded by people who have children. Millennials also popularized the idea of hating children...for some reason. There is never a reason why, they just hate them which is insane because little kids are hilarious, but I digress. In this childless generation its no wonder they don't make these movies for kids, they have absolutely no idea what kids like. This is made extra complicated by the fact that these losers don't have kids, and also blanket hate men for some reason. I remember growing up and there were tons of shows directed at young boys that "got it." Are there even any today? Does anyone "get" what a young boy even likes today even though it's super simple?
Never even heard of this film until a few days ago.
>>223473294At the end of the day, you cut your cock off and I didn't. You always lose because of that.
>>223473409I saw the title and assumer the same thing kek
>>223472834saw it with my kids and it was leagues better than i was expecting. i figured the visuals were worth seeing in a theater, didn't have much hope for the story. has a lot of standard kids movie plot points (fakeout villain, villain isn't so bad just misunderstood, key turning point is the two protags having a disagreement during the 'all is lost' moment) but overall managed to avoid becoming painfully by-the-numbers shit. lots going on and it all tying together nicely. people call it "The Hangover for kids" and that's pretty apt.
>>223474604>pic relThese slides aren't really rich with text or having much of a point other than "be a weak little uncertain retard like me." You can tell whoever wrote this just hates White people in an unthoughtful way and hates that they are more competent than they are, but somehow got this approved by HR to push out as some official policy. Regardless of the anti-White racism, this is just not very professionally done and everyone should probably be fired in their HR department for being unqualified, extremely sloppy looking work
>>223473175alex is more beautiful in person than in pictures btwt. saw her in makati
>>223472883they aren't lesbians and there's a bit of thirsting for men type stuff in the movie.very quirk chungus jungle asian millenial stuff though. skrillex hair is a plot point more than a character design. did you consider ed helms in hangover 3 to be a hardened biker because of the face tattoo?
>>223473458it's only watched here by wokes and liberals, majority would rather watch spider man for the 5th time
>>223472834Every fucking time these countries dip their toes into making a movie they want to market to the world and every fucking time they make a boring movie about their fucking culture thinking they can bank on white guilt bucks. I lost count how many people told me this was an amazing movie on amazing Philippines culture but when I asked what the movie was about they had no idea
>>223472933terrible summary>two best friends growing apart are thrust into a fantasy world they sought together since childhood. they quickly realize that the forgotten island itself isn't the only thing that gets forgotten as they try to recall a forgotten night of partying and retrieve their 'go-home' macguffin, beset constantly by fantastic creatures and beings who may or may not be lying about everythingthat description you found skips over the entire main plot to cherrypick the stuff that's barebones kids movie shit
>>223474636mexicans are innately woke
>>223474772clearly you've never met onemaybe you're confusing them with disgusting chicanos
>>223474574>exploring a dangerous island full of mythical monstershey idiot aside from the one demon lady (that the protags idolize) the entire island is immediately presented as fun and something you should seek out. so there is ZERO attempt at framing it like you said.
>>223474574The script was originally written by a white guy, inspired by his friendship with a flip guy. That got changed in production for I'm sure non-ideological reasons and now you have this sludge.
>>223472849>The trailer song has a crude best-friend linewhat does this mean?
>>223474772>crime boss gets fucked>cartel riots>mexican police take advantage of this to legally perforate any demonstrating criminal while the public hidesif they were woke there would have been a Vallarta Hills Autonomous Zone for 6 months
>>223474816idk like an easily overlooked lyric about how 'she's my best bitch' or something that is only notable because the movie is geared towards kids
>>223474789nta but it is pretty funny when mexicans and other central americans (they're all the same) come here and claim to be "NATIVE" suddenly, or wanna bitch about "stolen" land that belonged to an independent Mexico for <30 years, and they won't talk about who "owned" that land before it was Mexico's.
Flips are cucks who mock themselves
>>223474840no one owns any land. We're all in borrowed space for the duration of our lives.
>>223474858
>>223474792yes, adventures are fun. adventuring is aspirational, for men. so why are the protagonists two girls, a demographic that doesn't give a shit about adventure stories?
>>223474614>>223473890Except Dems are the collectivist socialist party since they advocate for the welfare state and socialized healthcare lul
>>223472834I showed my niece the Dreamworks kraken movie and she loved it. Right after I showed her the trailer for this and she said it looks weird. She's a fan of girl power action cgi like Kpop Demon Hunters so she's the target audience and she wasn't interested.
>>223472869Given it should be cell drawn, yeah, I must admit I dislike CGI jellybeans.
Is this about how Asian parents are very tough? Every fucking minority group thinks their parents and grandparents are tough because they are strict or discipline them nigga my grandmother made pipe shotguns during WW2 your Abuela who throws slippers at you cannot compare to that
>>223472849Technically woke and ugly, while related, are two different things.
>>223472901Odyssey didn't even break even yet
>>223474604>non whites>humble
>>223472932*loose
>>223473721They're both Calarts.
>>223474874dems are also educated coastal elitists and a lesser evil than full blown populism to a libertarian centrist, particularly when viewed from a pre-covid, pre-blm perspective in 2018.
>>223473696I thought Nazis haven't existed since 1945, the end of World War 2 and the permanent abolishment of the German Workers Party. They seem as politically relevant as the Free Silver movement or people who's central political goal is the Prohibition of Alcohol. In what world is the Nazi party relevant 80 years later?
>>223473114The movie would have made a billion dollars if ALL the characters were furries
>>223472834I don't know fuck all about this movie, but you cannot do that quirk chungus character design bullshit right now.You simply can't. People with styles like this are usually annoying in real life and don't even pull it off right because they're fat or retarded or both.You cannot make a character like this without a knee jerk reaction undermining your entire movie, whatever it is.Just stop it. If there's one critique I'll grant other generations about mine (millennials) it's that we allowed these "creatives" to bureaucratically infest the hiring and firing of art departments while everyone with actual talent either aged out or kept their heads down for a paycheck.Faggots.
>>223473190>noirIt's a cartoon, you fucking retard.
>>223474725Will you ever shut the fuck up and stop defending garbage?
>>223474995I saw napalm death at a concert once and they seemed like cringey fags, so I guess it makes sense that someone like this would be a fan
>>223473641not happening unless you're willing to watch an ai slop "2d animation" filter on top of the 3d. all the old animators are dead or retired and the new generations were trained for 3d work, not 2d. they'd have to train themselves a new workforce from scratch which would make the movie prohibitively expensive.
>>223473002Concord.
>>223474990>the president is... le populist? i a libertarian will now vote for higher taxes, business regulation, gun control, restriction of association. we must fund the welfare state now because le president is orange man!
>>223474995He'd let me fuck his wife right?
>>223475075Probably his kid. What a pedo
>>223475045They are, they use horrific imagery to hide how weak they are and got mad when Anal Cunt said stuff that was actually provocative
>>223473721>art >styleThe style is to throw as many smug faced shapes and a rainbow into a trash compactor to make food cubes for drooling retards. It's not art at all.
>>223474995he's using nazi as a shorthand for right-wing (or "right-wing") populism, same as how modern progressives get called commies even when they are not members of any official communist party. please don't pretend to be retarded.
>>223473161You're right, but you still need to fuck off Carlos
>>223472834it's not acclaimed if no one likes it.
>>223475107>not members of any official communist partyno but they fucking follow the commie playbook and call themselves communists you rancid faggot
>>223474636I wanted to buy a Hawaiian shirt in the early 2000s and my grandmother loudly said, "Only los negros wear those."
>>223475107You say it's just a short hand but the half a dozen people who tried to assassinate Trump really did think they were murdering the second coming of Hitler. And the media stokes it up constantly saying Trump would be on the other side of D-day, that he's a Mussolini Hitler like figure as a justification for political violence. I don't remember Biden or Harris facing any assassination attempts.
>>223472915voice actor is not a real job, sorry
>>2234731142007 is over grandpa, furries are no longer cringe
>>223475150based
>>223474614sounds like actual woke shit to me
>>223474604went to xer twitter and jesus christ they need to get a life
>>223475085I don't want to fuck his kid though, I do have bbw sized bondage gear though
>>223475057again, yes. the degradation of american politics into a competition of vulgar rabble-rousers like in some south american shithole is a worse prospect from this perspective than having an administration you disagree with on taxes and welfare. high iq college-educated people that simply believe in retarded socialist shit can be reasoned with and potentially converted, whereas the rabble can never be anything else, they are always socialist by default, because they are rabble. an aristocracy of retards is better than mob rule.
>>223472834I’m not even a chud but this is one of the ugliest most disgusting looking movies I’ve ever seen. The unabashed furry character is the cherry on top. Leftists genuinely do not understand the concept of aesthetics.
>>223475136very few people in actual western politics would dare call themselves "communist." twitter trannies are a wacky niche and not representative of real life. people who are obviously just social democrats get called commies all the time. guess what, people use hyperbole online.>>223475155yes, and? we're talking about a 2018 tweet by brad bird, not any of this other shit.
>>223475247See how the psued can rationalize anything!
>>223475247How much is the DNC paying you to write up on 4chan?
>>223475317Don't you think there's a connection between calling people you disagree with politically Nazis, and those people repeatedly being the targets of political violence after the mob is whipped up into believing they're the second coming of Adolf Hitler?
>>223475317Social democrats are communists. Karl Marx laid out that what is called "social democracy" now is the transition period into communism. Communism is the endgoal.
>>223475187that's just because you're stupid. you can disagree with rand-loving libertarians but they objectively have nothing to do with "woke." in may ways it's the polar opposite of woke.
>>223472834I'm sick and tired of 3d animated movies.
>>223475330>>223475361i don't know why it's so controversial to you guys that becoming more like a south american shithole, seesawing between populist right and populist left administrations, is a bad fate for america. seems pretty straightforward to me.
>>223475363i don't think brad bird saying right wing populism is bad in an obscure tweet from 2018 killed charlie kirk, no.
>>223472834>most active thread on /tv/ is about some cartoon nobody knows jack shit about Samefagging? Discord raid?
>>223475440What is wrong with populism? An election between Trump and Bernie Sanders would have been more honest than between Trump and Hillary Clinton
>>223475440It's hilarious that you argument that a libertarian ought to vote for socialist policies instead of the opposite because... they could also lead to socialist policiesIf it's socialist either way might as well take the non-socialism every 4 years
>>223475383>Social democrats are communists.not by the standard established by >>223474995 they aren't, which is what we're talking about.
>>223475458The snowflake never blames itself for the avalanche.
>>223473294Barbie isn't woke, Greta made a meninist anthem in movie form.
>>223472834Why was Forgotten Island forgotten?
You guys all realize that Trump is a huge reason everything is fucking garbage right nowObjectively this is true don’t blow a gasket replying to me
>>223475484the "socialist policies" of 2010s democrats were chiefly about elitist management of the underclasses so they don't chimp out. it's a far cry from the slide into full-blown alternating commie and fascist dictatorships america is headed for now. i repeat, a stupid aristocracy is a lesser evil, from a libertarian's position, than rabble-rousing revolutionaries.
>>223475481>What is wrong with populism?most people in the world being stupid, evil and driven by envy.
>>223475582>fascist dictatorships america So you're actually a redditor, this is no longer merely conjecture.
>>223475573What aspect of your life was better under the last guy?
>>223475503terrible analogy. a snowflake falls by gravity, not by choice.
>>223475458Who's tweet contributed the most to Charlie Kirk's assassination?
>>223475633>>223475624https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stochastic_terrorismI remember when "stochastic terrorism" was psyoppsed into a meme phrase that tried to implicate all right-wingers to mass shootings by looney social dysgenic freaks as if they were all responsible. This phrase was everywhere on the media, Twitter, Reddit, etc.Then magically, in 2025, and especially after the Kirk shooting, suddenly this phrase disappeared. No one used it anymore. I wonder why
>>223475611i said "headed for," dummy. i'm not calling your precious trump a fascist dictator, he obviously isn't. but he is a step towards the banana republic the us will end up as in 50 years.
>>223472849They forgot to leave out>disgusting, intentionally ugly jew art style that puts it at 50% woke minimum
>>223475622He wasn't orange
>>223475633quite surprisingly, it was actually the "her clit/brown/taint-area" one.
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>>223473002>this will sell our movie Seriously that’s the ugliest shit I’ve ever seen idek what I’m looking at.
>>223473155>ENHANCE>those aren’t areolas, it’s a pattern on the dress……
>>223475393classifying people as nazis is cringe woke slop and no one can deny it. People who say this stuff need to grow up.
>>223473696Why did Indiana Jones hate Nazis? Because they were his competition
>>223475690https://x.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/2554608773?lang=enKevin Smith needs to apologize right now
>>223475624>in mexico its called aguaI dont think ive ever seen a leftist attempt to defend their beliefs
>>223474747>it’s only praised by liberals for political reasons (who have never watched it and won’t) It’s ugly, it’s jewish, it makes you want to puke, trannies are squeeing their foxtail assplugs and a quart of diarrhea all over their pink rugs with glee for this film.
>>223475582What I'm getting from this is that libertarians would have been treacherous loyalists redcoat scum during 1776
Did anyone in this thread actually see this movie? Are you just going off the word woke?
>>223475844I’m just saying shit but I’m almost at the point in the rabbit hole where I’m like dude the revolutionary war was just a Masonic scheme to divide Europa.
>>223475782actually, the retarded socialist dictatorship that destroyed europe is bad, and the most cringe development possible is that people who think of themselves as "right-wing" identify with a resentful little rat who mass-murdered whites.
>>223474772My wife is hispanic and it seems her family mostly have the racial views of a 1950s Alabama Sheriff
>>223472869Is he supposed to look like Van Der Beek on purpose?
>>223475911why would people in this thread watch the movie? i doubt we have many filipino women here. representation matters, anon.
>>223475941Do you condemn Jews?
>>223473317>literally "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"
>>223475844I thought they were the people chanting "no taxation without representation"
>>223475982which ones? for what?
>>223474574>>223474654Boys want to feel powerful. Girls want to feel loved. Hollywood screenwriters don’t understand this. Disney bought Marvel and Star Wars to appeal to boys. Then made a bunch of movies written by women, about women and their anxieties. And now they’re confused that boys aren’t showing up.
>>223475986But according to that anon, libertarians would be better off under an enlightened dictator rather than mob rule which always leads to socialism
>>223474703all HR harpies should be fired. there's not a single legitimate reason to have an HR department. anyway, those slides are made by the third-party grift companies they hire, not HR themselves.
>>223475997Do you condemn yourself?
>>223476041https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idkxpBV3DOYWhy should I trade one tyrant 3000 miles away for 3000 tyrants one mile away?An elected legislature can trample a man's rights as easily as a king can
>>223475317how's the Act Blue money these days? still good?
>go with mexican wife to her dads bday years ago>talking with her uncle>old chicano who owns a free trucks for hay hauling biz>i know he likes to gamble>tell him we are going to vegas for new years>"anon have fun but just be careful, stay away from all the mayates around ballys. They have no shame"
>>223472834Resident Evil last slop doesn't even have his own thread. What an organic success lol!
>>223475844>>223476041the revolutionaries of 1776 didn't represent "mob rule," dummy, they were themselves a highly educated enlightened elite.
>>223472849>a tomboy lead challenges traditional girl rolesIf you think this is a bad thing, I assume you just have no taste.
>>223475941>complaining about nazis>in current year +11grow up
>>223476097But anon the based Mel Gibson agrees with your principle >>223476064. The royal family is far more educated and enlightened an elite than mere men
>>223476072why can't you just defend your views without escaping into some gay cope like this?
>>223472883He gets fatter each time I see his picture
>>223476152Not trying to talk shit. But I squat 500lbs and I could crush your head so easily in under a minute. Tread lightly you pasty-faced liberal faggot
>>223476136grow up and what? like socialism? support the mass murder of whites? i don't think i will.
>>223474614>An enlightened elite>Looks inside>Degenerate carnies, war profiteers, hypocritesI dunno what I expected.
>>223473294It's telling that most of those are either riding on the coattails of widely successful films or franchises, or are just you bringing up side characters in male-centric films like Spider-MAN and Super Mario BROS.Note that as soon as these sorts of movies have to stand on their own two feet or finally drive away their existing loyal audience (such as with Star Wars, now) they return to being unmarketable trash.
>>223476191Do you condemn Jews, Israel, the Talmud, Rothschild, USS Liberty attack, Holodomor?
>>223476169then you should know that every time you post an impotent threat like that you turn yourself a little bit more into a woman, and in a way that no workout will reverse.
>>223476191>>223476208im the one who posted the gif and i have no clue what you two are arguing about
>>223476231You wouldn't say that to my face fag. I see boys like you get turned out so easily. You look like you take it deep by them big boys.
>>223472849>31% woke>"Slightly Woke"what retard made that system? 1% woke is already woke. 31% is well into raw sewage territory.
>>223476281>You wouldn't say that to my face fag.so why do you only pick these fights online, where your're prevented from ever acting on your own threats? all these muscles and only a woman's brain inside, making sure to avoid any conflict that's not just words.
Just found out the phillipiness isn't a muslim country
>>223472834Being woke or not has very little to do with it. It's just bland looking, uninspired, Fortnite art style, concept is just "Inside" but with whacky teenagers.
>>223476208some i do, some i don't. i definitely don't condone your jew persecution fetish, though.
>>223474772The latinx anons here don't even realise they're gay woke shitskins
>>223476380>noooo not the heckin trans kidders! not the genociderinos! muh frickin baby dick blowjob brissers! leave them alone!
>>223474867>>223474858NTR is the #1 most popular genre here btw
>>223473519This is like saying people call you stupid just because you have a low IQ and suck at understanding things
>>223474654>...for some reasonI blame feminism.
>>223476433kid troonouts are obviously abuse by psycho moms, there is no genocide in gaza, i wouldn't circumcise my kid but if it's traditional for someone's religion then it's their business. why can't you just talk normally about this stuff instead of all the underhanded faggot shit?
I was forced to sit through the trailer as an ad on some streaming service I was watching. It's the only reason I knew it even existed, and literally NOTHING in that trailer made the film look at all interesting or made me think that it could even realistically be "good", and I can only assume that it has nothing to offer its target-demographic either.>ugly, obnoxious-looking, "non-binary"-looking brown main-characters with dyed hair & Skrillex hair-cuts that are supposedly "SUPER good friends" (which will likely be told, not shown)>incredibly generic-looking typical magical fantasy "other world" setting that has nothing interesting to it nor has any particular interesting-looking inhabitants>the only non-human (i.e. potentially creative) character featured is some ugly & obnoxious-looking dog-man furry who doesn't look any more "interesting" or unusual then what you'd expect to see for a background-character in Zootopia or something>characters in the trailer casually dropping the word "fart" in conversation in order to get that 9-year-old oriented humor in and setting that as the bar for the kind of dialogue and humor we can expect>big threat of this fantasy-setting is that it can make you "forget" the people you like (oh no, how horrible, that's the WORST thing I could possibly imagine), laying the groundwork for an incredibly generic and schmaltzy but disingenuous-feeling "le friendship is more important than ANYTHING!" narrative and concluding moral for the story that pretty much anyone could write in their sleep>neon colors everywhere and a remix of Simple Mind's "Don't You Forget About Me" as the backing-track, indicating that the creators were trying to nostalgia-mine the 1980's but clearly neither understand nor appreciate what people actually like about that time period and aesthetic and are instead seemingly just using it as a marketing "hook" to get the older audiences to join their younger siblings or children that will be watching this movie
>>223473675>'Delgo' (2008) won awards at festivalsI refuse to believe that piece of shit won any awards.
>>223472897Street wear like that wouldn't care about inconvenient island living. If they're Caribbean this wouldn't be made like an achievement of storytelling. Again it flopped by combining things that are unlikely in life.
Dreamworks characters are always so ugly
>>223475440>you guys that becoming more like a south american shitholeImport people from "south american shitholes" and jeets, become a south american shithole, seems pretty straightforward to me.
she kinda hot ngl
>>223473890Ok, where ARE these "nazis" he's decrying?There were none in Office and there were none on the ballot at the time.OH, he must have been referring to milquetoast and even more libertarian politicians like Trump and other typical targets of woke abuse like we all knew he was, huh? Desenguous prick.
>>223476793Why do you masturbate so much? You were a beautiful innocent child once, now look at you.
>>223476809Anyone to the right of AOC is a Nazi for them.
>>223473241>if it succeeded it was actually anti-woke!Never fails
>>223474858This is tragic not gonna lie…. Fucking hell
>>223474990Since when the fuck would a "libertarian" not be into "populism"?Shut the fuck up, faggot. You clearly just want to argue just for the sake of arguing at this point.
>>223474934retard
>>223476793Nah you’re right, she is
>>223475474the chuds are desperate for attention for all their retarded buzzwords because they know they're fucked in November
>>223474866>that’s only for you though, jews are entitled to their land that was promised to them for thousands of years
>>223472834This movie was pretty good bros not gonna lie, I think the jokes kinda fell flat and uhhh it is pretty ugly in some parts, but god damn, there’s a really cool part where she’s trying to prevent Jo’s memories from being erased and it hit me in the feels pretty hard, I like that it values friendship, and that neither of them are really in the wrong for wanting what they want or doing what they did, it was just a mishap, I just wish the movie would settle down a bit, that part where they finally reunite should’ve lasted just a tad bit longer and some other things as well
>>223475247You're not a "libertarian" if you vote for higher taxes, welfare shit, gun-control and cancel-culture policies just becsuse the Democrat-run mainstream told you that the rightwing guy was a le meany.This isn't up for debate, faggot. Bird is a wokefag just like the countless others exactly like him in Hollywood, not a """libertarian""" or whatever you're trying to lie about him supposedly being.
>>223475573>just random, unprompted screeching about TrumpObsessed. TDS is real.
>>223476793no shot she’s built like that in the movie
>>223475622It was easier to have shirtless trannies twerk in front of children in public and get away with it.
>>223472834>universal praiseuhhuh yeah we know how that works by now
>>223472834It doesn't help that they didn't market this movie in any way whatsoever, but they probably did that on purpose since letting people know about it beforehand would just lead to everyone correctly calling it out for being quirkchungus girlboss slop. It probably would have done even worse if they marketed it.
>pol thread >but it’s all zoomers so no meaningful points are made >no funny trolling *deep sigh*
>>223473294Incredibles 2 is actually not woke. While it starts out as if it's girl power wokeshit, this is actually bait. The switch is: "actually, everyone has a role to play even when it's not the most visible role. Even superman might be unsuitable to raise a child while his wife could find it easy. Each person should stick to their role to make a unit work well." It's in fact practically a nazi point.Mario movies and barbie you are completely right, and I only single them out because it's sickening that people deny it in any way.
>>223477157>because they know they're fucked in NovemberYeah, just like how you said they were in November of 2024.
Make the characters not ugly and i would have watched it. I dont want to spend money at looking at ugly characters. Its a visual medium for fucks suck
>>223472834>One Of The Most AcclaimedBy who?
>>223472869It's getting the minimum number of screenings it needs to be eligable for an oscar and that's all.
>>223477392I don't know man, all those gay pics you just posted of yourself. You look like you take it deep by them big boys.
>>223472849>Pull up a site that no ones heard of before for an "OH yeah...well...!"
>>223472869You were right before you posted. I’ve never heard of this film before and I’ll check it out
>>223472834>Most Acclaimed>literal filler movie with the most nothing characters ever>not even the silly weredog with words tattooed on his stomach could save itGrim.
>>22347284931% is too much
>>223473002>Dump all your eggs into CvA.>Let the "near-universal praise" animated wimmin moive slip.
>>223472883real life bobby hill?
>>223472849those are rookie numbers
>>223473002lmao it looks like a literal pride parade
>>223478139That's mah purse!!! I don't know you!
>>223472869I watched the trailer for this and I couldn't stand ScarJo, so I won't be watching it. Why the fuck would you get her to do VA work? She sounds like dogshit.
>>223475518It’s very anti-male.
>>223473002Why is that furry on the bottom left just Luffy?
>>223477430orange man and his cult are the ones in the driver seat anon, it's going to be that bad for them
>>223473072blatant furbait for the furries to make porn of
>>223473317I see this shit so much from redditors. Why oh why is discourse so fucking dead these days. As though that's not an obvious given. There's a thread on the letterbox subreddit right now with people begging others to go see it and any comment saying they have and claiming it's "just as annoying and ADHD-brained as the trailer" is getting downvoted lmao. When do we remove redditors from society? The sooner we manage that the sooner we can stop the fall from progressing any sooner.
>>223472834>>223472869Animation that's technically not AI generated but might as well beSo sick of this styleAlso don't call your film "Forgotten Island" if you can't even put any effort into coming up with an interesting name for your film it doesn't bode well for the level of effort put into the rest of the writing does it?I'm adding another white character to my personal project to celebrate
>>223476127Now behold the difference in your pic vs theirs. Just fucking look.
I don't think woke means anything anymore.
>>223474636the woke part it's cultural appropiationthe abuelas in the usa didn't do it
do they just not know they've made a really ugly movie, or do they not realize people don't go see ugly cartoons in the theater?
>>223476127>My tomboy is just a femenine girl that inhabits male spaces with short hair>Like she does sports!You don't like tomboys you like girls
>>223478743tomboys are a type of girl
>>223472834> "Forgotten Island" flopped in its debut, despite being met with near-universal praise..... from reddit and bluesky"
>>223478584Leftists pretend to not understand to make discourse impossible
>>223478733It’s easier to make something ugly and pretend it was on purpose than it is to make something beautiful.
>>223478796i don't feel like that should matter to the people who pay for the movie to be made. somebody in the production line cared about the financial performance of this, had the power to stop it from being made in this way, and still gave it the green light
>>223472834>acclaimedFuck off.
>>223478767stfu rightard
>>223478750I knowYou like a collection of likes.As cringe as saying "I like gamer girls"
>>223478933do you dislike gamer girls
>>223476127If a dude thinks tomboys are attractive I assume that they're just a closeted homosexual, but as the other anons have pointed out, you're just retarded.
>>223473002not a single visually appealing character in that picture.
>>223478893fuck off niggerlover
>>223478950I like girlsI don't care what they like or not
>>223479079do you like coprophiliac girls
>>223476127Tomboy =/= quirky dykes wannabeLearn the difference, it could save your life.
>>223472869I already have my scheduled cleared by my secretary, toots.
>>223473072even a.m., waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cerealSeein' everything, the time is goin'Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'Gotta get down to the bus stopGotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)Kickin' in the front seatSittin' in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take?It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekendPartyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekend7: 45, we're drivin' on the highwayCruisin' so fast, I want time to flyFun, fun, think about funYou know what it isI got this, you got thisMy friend is by my right, ayI got this, you got thisNow you know itKickin' in the front seatSittin' in the back seatGotta make my mind upWhich seat can I take?It's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekendPartyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekendYesterday was Thursday, ThursdayToday i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')We-we-we so excitedWe so excitedWe gonna have a ball todayTomorrow is SaturdayAnd Sunday comes after wardsI don't want this weekend to endIt's Friday, FridayGotta get down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekendFriday, FridayGettin' down on FridayEverybody's lookin' forward to the weekendPartyin', partyin' (Yeah)Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)Fun, fun, fun, funLookin' forward to the weekend
>>223479097I don't CARE what they like or not... as long as they have more or less caveman values, I must addNo, if she wants to eat my shit I don't careNow, if she wants to fuck other cavemans I might care
>>223479075you first cracker
>>223472869Artstyle is pretty ugly, even Brad Bird said it looks like shit and he wishes it was 2D instead
>>223472834>Acclaimed>Subversive gay race commie slop
>most acclaimedby who?
>>223479586>not white people exist>buzzword buzzword buzzwordwhy are rightards so pathetic?
>>223472834Look at Demon Layer's good qualities and see which ones your product has too. None? Go back to work.
>>223472849Just looking at the characters, there's only a very small audience for this.
>>223479945Semen Layer has no good qualities, Japs have horrid tastes
Wake me up when Box Assassin gets released
>>223475247>high iq college-educated people that simply believe in retarded socialist shit can be reasoned withLOLmaybe 30 years agonowadays they're all idiotstell that to my retardo libshit cousin Marcus in Bostonthey drink the Kool aid the hardestonly until they get fucked in the ass do they finally wise up to reality
>>223472834>balding lesbo pauly shore larping as lmfao glasses guy>why don't people want to watch our acclaimed movie
>>223472869temu fifth element without any of the elements that made it charming
>>223473161holy kek carlos
>>223472834>forgotten islandgee I wonder why that particular title
>>223474995the creation of the digital camera after the internet was mankinds biggest folly. can you imagine these people trying to survive without posting every dogshit thing they do for attention.
>>223479874>>not white people existTry that again in English, rajesh
