Ur fav elliot page movie?
>>223473914Ellen turning into the same douchebag bro architect personality that she would have claimed to despise while as a woman always makes me laugh
>>223473914Why do his nipples look so weird? Like someone stuck silly putty on his chest.>inb4 >looking at a dude's titsNo homo
>>223473914That's Burn Gorman silly.
Those are female tits. They are shapely and womanly. Not like male pecs at all. So we have a woman's bare breasts on the cover of a mens issue of a magazine but the catch is we have to call her a manThis jewish hell matrix can be pretty funny when its not busy harvesting your loosh
>>223473998They literally cut them off, put them aside in a jar and then reattach them later
>>223473914Humiliation ritual. I will never forgive the Demiurge for doing this to us. We will never be able to see her real tits because she chopped hem off :'( The tragedy! One minute of silence for the bewbs, they did not deserve to be chopped off like that.
one more thing, this anon here >>223474016>>223474025I squat 500lbs. I'm not trying to talk shit. I am without a doubt stronger than you. But I just don't want you bigots stinking up a thread with transphobic shit. Go to /pol/ with all your woman hating or fantasies of how you want to kill Black people. But in terms of men my size, you'd get strangled instead.
>>223474016Fuck you, that's not real tits right there. That is a corruption of the female form. Even the smallest of the tits is still better than what we are seeing in this cover.
>>223474036You've never strangled anyone. Where are these violent fantasies coming from?
>>223473914Does his vagina get wet when he sees himself in the magazine?
>>223474036I love you and hope your shitpost forced spam copypasta catches on. Keep crushing it, KING
>>223474023Lolwut
>>223474036Sir Eliot is 5 feet tall and would have died in poverty if he didn’t have a successful acting career playing a young, cute woman before chopping off his tits and sewing a burrito made of necrotic flesh to his pelvis
>>223474036>I squat 500lbs.Good for you, anon. Food for you. Keep doing the good work, maybe one day you will be just strong as a real man.> I am without a doubt stronger than youAgain, good for you, anon. But let me ask you something, can you resist a bullet to the chest? Thank God that we have weapons and even a big strong men can't resist a bullet to the head, right?>But I just don't want you bigots stinking up a thread with transphobic shit. Too late. >Go to /pol/ with all your woman hating or fantasies of how you want to kill Black people.Now you are just projecting. lol> But in terms of men my size, you'd get strangled instead.Hum. You are really insecure, huh? Why do you have to keep affirming yourself like that? I'm not a person who understands the mind, but when someone has to constantly reafirm that they are better or stronger than random people who they don't even know even I know that this signals some kind of deep insecurity.
>>223474037Bro, she was never busty. This is literally what her tits likely used to look like
>>223474073She didnt get the frankencock. Few do. Just like how the majority of transwomen don't cut their dicks off. You pol retards need to update your scripts
>>223474074Its copypasta vro, hes been posting this in various threads for the last 24 hrs
>>223473914Isn't this the guy who killed Ellen Page?
>>223474092>ACTUALLY we just play pretend and wear dresses, checkmate chudnobody cares faggot, YWNBAW
>>223473914This fucken CHAD has been pretending to be a woman for years and fooled hundreds of lesbians to have sex with a MAN. I kneel!
>>223474080>This is literally what her tits likely used to look likeKeep telling yourself that while you jerk off to this freak to make it less weird. lol But serious now, you are wrong. The original tits were nothing like what we are seeing in this cover and you are lying big time. Don't even try, dude. Don't even try to push this idea that her origina tits were "literally" like what we are seeing the cover. Just stop. Don't waste energy. Go waste energy with another thing.
>>223473914What compels an attractive female to troon out? It's like going from life on game journalist difficulty to Dante must die difficulty
>>223473914Now that Ellen Page is a guy, we need to give her a guy nickname, like all guys have.I suggest "Pepperoni," because her nipples look like chewed-up pepperoni slices.
>>223474100I'm not a tranny, I just fuck them. Update your script retard. Trump lost
>>223474092>If I purposefully act in bad faith, I can win the argument!Nobody is looking at Eliot and going >Yeah, that’s my role modelClav already fills the space Eliot is trying to shove himself into, and we are clowning on him for thinking anyone would ever follow his advice on how to be a man
>>223474103You crave a reality that exists only in your head anon. You should be goooning, we finally get to see Ellen Pages tits, hooray!
>>223474106She was utrakiked by Harley Pasternak, the same former IDF and CIA operative turned hollywood personal trainer that told Kanye he would hsve him drugged into zommbieland if he didn't cut tbe antisemitism
>>223474072It's true
>>223473914when I said I wanted to see Juno naked, this isn't exactly what I had in mind
>>223474115What the fuck are you even talking about? I'm not batting for this retard Ellen, I'm politely asking you pol retards to at least make sense. And that triggered this schizo freakout? Get help dude
>>223473914>It's a zipper tits McGee threadKino!
>>223474156You seem to have 0 understanding why people make fun of him
>>223473914>a special issue about putting clothes on and taking them off again>featuring a woman who cut her tits off and implanted them back againHumiliation ritual or God playing a funny joke, you be the judge
>>223474123>You crave a reality that exists only in your head anon.I'm not a christian. I accept reality as it is. I don't try to justify it and I don't try to fight it. It is what it is and what it is is ugly and mean and ruthless. I'm not the one who is going out of my way to chop my tits or dick off in order to try to change my physical reality to whatever vision exists in my head like she did. You are a disgusting person because you are a lier and you are not a genuine person who speaks the truth. You are lost and you want people to be just as lost as you. I accept reality, I'm not the one denying it. I accept my nature, I'm not the one trying to change it. You faggots are the ones who need to do hardcore drugs in order to be able to cope with the fact that you sould your ass for fame and money. i'm not talking particularly about you, but about the Hollywood people who sell their souls and then end up screwing their lives and then they started to promote the same lies you are promoting in order to influence other people to also screw their lives. She was a pretty girl with a bright future ahead, but noooo, she had to chop off herself because of "politics". Good riddance.
>>223473914>tattoos of a UFO, coffee mug, bookYeap, that is a biological woman alright
>>223474169I have total understanding why people make fun of HER. I make fun of HER just as often as anybody else. All I said was she doesn't have a frankencock. She still has a fully functioning vagina and uterus and ovaries. Shut the fuck up and learn to read, nigger
>>223474191>You are a disgusting person because you are a lier and you are not a genuine person who speaks the truth. You are lost and you want people to be just as lost as you.Where is this coming from? What are you talking about? The rest of your post is fine but you added this schizo shit
>>223474096That's true, from a certain point of view.
>>223474202You’re splitting hairs about shit nobody cares about
>>223474225I think people do care that she still has a vag and not a frankencock, actually
Why does she have better abs than me? Am I such a twink that I get mogged by a tranny?
Loved him in Juno. He's such a great actor that you really thought it was a woman playing the role.
>>223474248get on t
>>223474248>Why does she have better abs than me?They're plastic implants bro
>>223474248The two anons before me covered it, she's roiding and got implants. You can do that too if uou really want to
>>223474308>if uou really want toI prefer to be natty
>>223474268>Jew, noThat's how I read the title.
>>223474138Wait what the fuck? Why would a dude want his nipples chopped and screwed?
>flew all the way out to Iowa to debate Ted Cruz at the state fair>he blew her tf out while eating a burger>trooned out in shamehonestly i feel bad for xer
>>223473914I'm a little aroused desu
>>223474036This. He's a she at heart. And she's a he if u want him to be. Leave your bigotry by the doormat. Based bench presser anon saving the thread like a Steven Seagal movie.
