>Let me tell ya a little story, Brewster. When I was seven years old, my daddy caught me smoking a cigar. Locked me in a broom closet for three days and three nights with nothing but a box of cigars and a book of matches. No food, Brewster. No water, just those goddamn cigars. Wouldn't let me out till I finished every last one of them. Taught me one hell of a lesson. I'm gonna do to you what my daddy did to me. I'm gonna teach you to hate spending money. I'm gonna make you so sick of spending money that the mere sight of it will make you wanna throw up. So, here's my proposition: you have thirty days in which to spend thirty million bucks. If you can do it, you get three hundred million>There's gotta be a catch>Of course there's a catch. You have to spend the thirty million, but after thirty days you're not allowed to own any assets. No houses, no cars, no jewelry. Nothing but the shirt on your back. Sounds easy, don't it? Well, you'll find out. Now, you can hire anybody you want, but you got to get value for their services. You can donate five percent to charity and you can gamble another five percent away, but you can't give this money away, and that includes buying the Hope Diamond for some bimbo as a birthday present... Oh, I know what you're thinking, Brewster. You'll buy yourself a dozen Picassos and use them for firewood, right? Wrong! You must not destroy what is inherently valuable, that's instant disqualification. Oh yeah, I almost forgot. You're not allowed to tell anybody why you have to spend this money>Why can't I tell my friends?>Because I don't want anybody helping out. Nobody helped me out in that closet with those cigars. I never had any friends. Well, Brewster, what do you think? You got the balls for it?... I doubt it. That's why I put a special wimp clause in my will. You can have a million dollars right now and forget the whole thing. Or you can go for the big one, Brewster. The three hundred million. But if you fail, you don't get diddly
>>223474527Great movie.Pryor always delivers
The yuppie lawyer cunt was very hot
>Trading Places>Brewster's Millions>Twins>Kindergarten Cop>Space JamThey all had the same writing duo. Space Jam was the last time they worked together
>>223474589Reminds me I gotta watch Stir Crazy again.
>>223474589>>223474527unironically bad movie but not because pryor isn't amazing. its like 30 minutes too long for the script and the pacing i kind of terrible on top of that. you can definitely imagine a director saying every inch of film of pryor is too good to cut.
