HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Remember what I told you boy:Survivin in a whale's belly aint easy.You gotta SURVIVE
>>223476782i still refuse to believe this is real. even an ai generated story wouldn't be bothered with and I guess i is based on a best selling book. what the fuck
>>223476782>HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!How?
>>223476782>when lena dunham rapes you
>>223476782Why are vorefags like this?
Is this really supposed to be a hit?
I saw this trailer before resident evil and laughed my ass off, it's like a parody but it's real
Realistically what do you do if a whale swallows you?
>>223478867die
>>223478867Press down on the back of the tongue, vomit reflex kicks in and you shoot out
>>223476782
>>223478827This, it's like a trailer for a fake movie they would have in a movie.
>>223478867A GREAT ADVENTURE IS WAITING FOR YOU AHEAD
>>223478965Lol he actually does communicate with his father's ghost in the whale's digestive tract.
>>223478867start a fire to make it vomit like pinocchio
>>223477891>i still refuse to believe this is real. Being swallowed whole by a fish is something humans have thought about for about 6,000 years now
>>223478867Climb into it’s brain and remote control pilot it onto a busy beach then climb out the blowhole
>>223476782https://youtu.be/EJkilRM5Qmo?t=92
>>223478867masturbate. because the whale is a female MILF.
>>223479221not funny.
My new platonic waifu is in this movie, Cammy from Street Fighter.
anyone remember that faggot jonahsvore on youtube like twenty years ago who would scream "OH BOYYYY!" in the most fruitcake way possible when his snake ate a mouse
>>223479411no but I remember this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dt8oIbvGOI
>>223478867Just chew your way out
>>223479491Holy shit I remember stumbling on this guy almost 2 decades ago.He trooned out recently and then killed himself after a /g/tard was mean to him on github.A very autistic Romanian indeed...
>>223476834>Nipples protruding, very disrespectful.
>>223478867Large whales have extremely small esophagus and cant swallow you, any other whale will immediately spit you back out
There's definitely ordinary fish that could swallow whole children though or pigmy men
>>223478965Catatafish's riddle will soon be told.
>>223479092>LET ME OUT, I NEED MY SWITCH!
>>223476782just crawl out of the blowhole you dork
>>223476782Nothing like sliding into a whale after a long days work, just don’t let any of your buddies find out
>>223478867Thank her
>>223481100And that's what no one else did
>>223476782If you renounce your sins and pray hard enough God will let you out.
>>223476782https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw-5ZGapGTQlooks like kino's back on the menu boys
>>223476834Does he have the keys to the whale's belly?
>>223478646AAAAAAAAA CALL THE JAPANESE THEY'RE THE EXPERTS AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He died the way he lived, inside a whale
>>223476782>take my hand, I'll pull you up
>>223479811That's fucking bullshit they swallow like billions of fish a day this is just more gay science crap by so called "experts" who wanna ruin the world for everyone. >DUUR WHALE CAN'T SWALLOW AKSHUALLY >DUUURRR DINOSAUR GIANT CHICKEN >DDDUUURRRR YOU CAN'T MICRODOSE ARSENIC TO BUILD IMMUNITY AND ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY DURRRRR Fuck off.
>>223476834holy chinlet
>>223478867Jump up and down till you're all pooped out
>>223481299Dubs of the eternal retard. "I can swallow a few jellybeans at a time this means I can also swallow a baseball"
>>223481233The whale needs to be a smug pepe
>>223476782Sorry, the sperm whale is considered a Vulnerable species. It would be unethical to rescue you.
>>223476782Vorefags we are eating good this fall
>>223478867>Think, boy. THINK.
>>223481233
>>223481652very ugly looking guy innit.
Vore has gotten REALLY good in the last few years. Lots of top drawer animations on rule34, all for free. Good enough to induce the fetish in those who don't already have it.
>>223481862
I would sit back and listen to the whale, and that's what no one else did
