Lessons from 4:You can't even trust your friends to help you through hard times because they get jealous.You can't trust your friend to ask you out but he'll ruin your relationship with someone else.You can't trust your teacher hes out to kill you.The only kind person to you is your rival who is better than you at everything.
>>223477097don't forget gillyweed will help you breathe underwater
The ugly girl you befriend out of pity will ditch you for chad cock the second she turns pretty
Grow up /v/eddit tranny
>>223477840Should have joined Slytherin desuInstant points for conversing with snakes
>>223477097The biggest lesson: don't let the Hollywood jews butcher the source material in the name of "streamlining" it. Shame no one learned that lesson.
>>223477857Lmao brutally destroyed me
>>223477857tpbp