>still higher than The Mummyso that was a fucking lie
>>223477181Mummy-fu gave an enjoyable performance in that at least
>>223477117Well that fucking sucks
>>223477117they are wrong, the movie is fucking awesome
I don't know if I can take this bros. Are we actually now in an era were Cruise films bomb? It's so over.
>>223477117Well now I'm intrigued. Usually when the critics hate something it's at least interesting.
I'm watching it for they/them
>>223477117You know what the movie would be called if he was black?
>>223477316It's not his first bomb but Digger is going to be a huge one, $125m budget for a weird and alienating arthouse movie. WB will be lucky if they don't lose $100m on this one lol
Did Cruise actually think this was supposed to be a "prestige" role? He probably just wanted to do a comedy
>>223477348Digavious?
Can't dig the Cruise.
>>223477302>>223477327Proof that /tv/ is just contrarian for the sake of it.Critics like it? They're shills, it's probably shit!Critics hate it? They're retards, it's probably great!
>>223477348Diggerman?
>>223477348Black Digger
>>223477431To be fair I've never one let a critic determine how much I enjoy something.
>>223477348degro?
>film about a geriatric rich boomer who fucks over the entire planet and is then the only one who can save it in a lighthearted comedy>"what? what do you mean no one wants to watch it?"
>TRUMP BADvs>TRUMP NOT ENOUGH BADcritics
Digger fatigue?
>>223477662Yea once I figured out this is just another version of "Don't look up" I quickly lost interest.
>>223477431i watched it the movie is awesome
Doesn't the studio pay for good scores? RT could easily just not count critics who gave bad reviews in favor of critics who gave positive. How do they choose which reviews to aggregate in their score and which ones to not?
>>223477720>Don't look upGod I was tricked into watching that and I hated it so much
>>223477117Most powerful man in the whirl = Netanyahu, Larry Fink, Bill Gates, some Rothschild associate, Xi (life-term), etc.
>>223477181Is this really that bad?
>>223477117Post times you acted like Nigger
>>223477742Leo was pretty good in it. I like dune boy. But yea overall mid.
>>223477348Unemployed.
From a scale of 1 to DIG OR DIE how much did you enjoy Digger?
Unironically probably means its good
>>223477662Maybe if they had added some cool 80s rock music and shots of Cruise beating up a bunch of angry zoomers then people would have liked it more?Does he even have a 25 yo love interest?
>you're going to see What, Anon?
>>223477348ZOOMERSAREOFFICIALLY DOINGFOUR CHAN. This is everything right now.
>>223477348Boss Digger
>>223477181>>still higher than The Mummy...the movie from a decade ago?
>>223477348The American Society of Magical Diggers
>>223477117>>223477181This means it's probably going to be decent.
>>223477181>10 years >1980 - 1990>1960 - 1970 >The Mummy - Digger What happen to time?
>>223477348If he *were* black You're not white
>>223477662>>223477720Except it's not actually about a Texan billionaire, it's about Cruise playing himself cast in the role of a Texan billionaire who is based on a "real" Texan billionaire and coming to grips with the fact the billionaire may have been right and Cruise becoming depressed at the absolute state of the world. It's also not a comedy outside of the satire Cruise is working on about Digger. Cruise privately said he wanted Digger to be more of his stealth Synecdoche New York one of his favorite kinos but marketed like a Tropic Thunder spinoff to audiences because they wouldn't understand it otherwise. This board has lost touch.
I saw one review mention climate change so I'm surprised that it either doesn't get points for that or is a hollywood movie going against the grain on climate change
>>223477894>One ticket to The American Society of Magical Ni--Negroes please!
>>223478390I was thinking it would be like Don’t Look Up. A movie that gets praised at first for being a metaphor for climate change, but reevaluated as slop a year later.
>>223477790Bad enough to cancel the monster verse they had planned
>>223477117>Inarrituslop>41% Reddit TomatoesOof marone. The only hope Inarritu slop had was good reviews from the reddit critics, and it couldn't even get those. This shit is DOA. Not a surprise, as Birdman and The Revenant were awful. Sad, as Cruise is kino. Oh well, sometimes great actors are in shit flicks.
>>223478247LOL true anon that is fucking crazy, its like we changed entire worlds since The Mummy World. Things are moving so fast, there was still a strong grounded sense of humanity back then and now its like we have created artificial brains and artists and shit and self driving cars and robots that can run 15mph. We are almost Cyberpunk Future and 10 years ago it was just Will Trump Get Elected Lul? Memes?
>>223477117DigDogs...
>>223477316It's Inarritu and the writers' fault. They don't make good movies. It never stood a chance.
>>223477348Degro
>>223477966heh>>223478264based and subjunctive case-pilled
>>223477348TITS OR GTFO. I know you are a cunt
>>223477181I remember those shitty fucking commercials more than I remember the actual movie.
>>223477117WB was crazy to greenlight this, its literally on the same vibe and trajectory as the Don't Look Up movie except probably more odious in its politics. I am pretty sure Tom Cruise is getting a lifetime achievement award type of pity nominee at The Oscars though so there is that. Not worth the big risk this movie obviously was.
>>223477117>climate crisis satire about le crazy oil manInnaritu has been huffing the same stale leftist farts as PTA and Adam McKay
>>223477117>arthouse movie hated by (((critics)))So you're telling me it's kino?
>>223477117Based Grace telling haters to STFDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faoxn5HzUV8
>>223478619doesn't matter, they will get oscars and patted on the head by their masters for pushing le climate change depopulation narrative.
>>223478585This, he should be making movies about how glorious orange leader will lead us to victory against the axis of evil.
>>223478585>he was filteredk
>>223478656No we need more woke lefty movies. We don’t have enough
>>223478656>pretending hollyjews don't love the iran warleftists and fake republicans can both be retarded. Trump is a slimy salesman 90s democrat.
>>223477117
Inarritu gotta be the most overrated director in history
>>223478665you can tell the climate concern is 100% fake because they only lecture western countries about austerity meanwhile china and africa and india dump toxic shit everywhere and the browns breed like rabbits on meth. it's fundamentally about promoting white extinction.
>>223477431Critics are scum
>>223478727I would go see a Dig Dug movie in theaters. I fucking love Dig Dug.
how did they know
>>223477348Donger
>>223478355>Synecdoche New York one of his favorite kinosbased
Going by the spoilers, I’ll watch thisSomething tells me a bunch of libs got pissed off that the movie ridicules them as neurotics
>>223478856they're also fine with muds from low carbon cultures coming into high carbon western countries. resource usage is naturally coming down in western countries from declining populations but nah we need more niggers!
>>223477117boomers doing comedy...who wants to see that?
>>223477181>tom cruise mummy was 9 years agoi hate time so much it's unreal
>>223477348"Saint Floyd saves the world"
>>223477966I hate so much that this movie flopped and got erased from the public consciousness. I want to make so many jokes about it, but it feels like the historic opportunity has passed
>>223477348DeGrone?
>>223478355So it's actually even worse boomerslop in the vein of 'poor people are too stupid to understand that rich people fucking them over is necessary'?Wow. Can't imagine why they didn't market that more heavily
>$125m budgetIt probably won't even reach $100m. 2026 has been a terrible year for Warner Bros. At least they have Dune 3.
>>223477117Normies hate it? I will now establish this film as a cult classic that normies will be "digging" back up in 10 years as an under-rated masterpiece
>>223479153ENTER CLAYFACE
>>223477348de'shawns diggin a hole
>>223477181the mummy is kino and I will never get tired saying this
>>223477348my digga
>>223477348The Kang and I
It’s a social pastiche that flew over most critic’s heads
The marketing is absolutely shitI have no idea what the film is about, some rich guy who does something? Is it a comedy? Drama? Surreal?WHAT KIND OF FILM IS THIS???
>>223479023I’ve seen plenty of libs enjoy the movie though
>>223479655they lacked the media literacy to know they were being made fun of
>>223479651i assumed a satirical dramedy, the trailers looked like absolute shit though everytime i went to kinoplex
digbros it's so fucking over
>>223479651it's birdman again
>>223479763birdman was his apex mountain, never to be reached again. it doesn't seem like he has much left to say if he's resorting to climate change agitprop.
>>223479651You're being glib
>>223477117we want Less Grossman not whatever this is
>>223478585and PTA just made the best kino of 2025, so maybe there's something GOOD about these leftist farts, eh?
>>223479802It’s actually making fun of climate change agitprop
>>223477348Le'digger
>>223477348Ni- wait a minute!
>>223477117LMFAO
Critics put out a HIT on Digger
>>223477348I am a Digger on a Chain Gang
>>223477348
>>223478520>there was still a strong grounded sense of humanityZoomies actually believe this
>>223479118Oil allows you to have the luxuries that you desire. That is a fact.
>>223477348Lil’ Dig?
>>223478585So are Del Toro and Cauron. The mexican new wave directors are all leftists.
>>223480434Damn, going into damage control this early. Even the normies are going to rip this movie to shreds.
>>223477349for all the shit people give WB for supposedly being run by a guy who doesn't give a fuck about movies, why do they keep funding expensive divisive crap?
>>223477117This is the Cruise Missile's next Vanilla Sky.
>>223477431in 2026 a movie getting bad reviews always means it's bad precisely because the critics ARE shills. bad reviews means it wasn't even thought to be worth bribing them to limit the bad word-of-mouth.if you make a great movie and then DON'T pay off the critics you're still going to get an RT rating in the low 80s as most of them can't risk taking revenge and getting exposed as frauds.
>>223477117But /tv/ assured me this was going to be a 'orange man bad' movie? What frickin gives?!
>>223477316Top Gun 3 soon, fren
>>223480904Studio execs think Tweets translate into ticket sales. The only way to make money anymore is to have a toothless franchise movie that doesn’t step on any toes. Movies like Top Gun Maverick and Spider-Man.
>>223478355>Synecdoche New York one of his favorite kinosI'm gonna need a source for that
I just now finally saw the trailer for this.Who is this for?Who would want to watch this?
>>223477348Shovel Night
>>223481400Kinologitsts.
>>223481400I was willing to go until the bait and switch was revealed.
>>223480904>why do they keep funding expensive boomerslop?ftfyBecause they don't give a fuck with the merger and the death of cinema on the horizon, so they're just siphoning company funds into their friends' pockets.
>>223477117I remember the one where Tom Cruise flies a plane was a box office bomb. Don't know if it was critically well received though. I think it was.
>>223477724can you name one critic that had their review counted for one movie and not counted for a different one? Past the moment he was incorporated into RT ofc
this climate change slop is like a decade too late
>>223480434>Decide for yourself.OOF, that's how you know it's bad
>>223477348NIGGER
>>223481874A decade ago, boomers were busy lying that nothing bad could ever happen.Now that they've gotten rich and all the bad things have started happening, they're trying to fix their legacy so that they aren't remember as the sociopathic generation that destroyed the planet to allow billionaires to pathetically beg to party on secret rape islands.
>>223482185you realize india and china single handedly do all the earths polluting? All the western countries could cease production totally and it would barely be a kink in the matter. And what is there to be done? Just take all the money from the producers and reallocate it somewhere else? That is all the green movement shit has been. Its just the relocation of wealth. Global warming is and always has been Jewry and you are a dumb goy
>>223482280>[other people] are the ones causing the real damage!>that's why we had to lie about the damages caused, and use our influence to bury any reports that would hurt my- I mean our bottom line>and this is why we had to violently and methodically slow r&d into renewables and push a propaganda campaign making fun of anyone who talks about solar poweroh, well when you put it like it, clearly boomers aren't sociopathic retards
