ITT we predict plot elements of the new movie. I'll start:Admiral Holdo returns as a force ghost and nags all of the straight White men.
The main villain is a droid that wants to kill all humans, because they think it's a novel and brilliant take on AI
Ahsoka and the clone troopers are involved in order 66 with some callbacks to other movies and shows
>>223478581PLOT TWIST: the writers are completely unaware of the Great Droid Revolt from the EU
A nonbinary MC
>>223478477luke comes out as gay
>>223479054Gay, or Big Gay?
Not!Yuuzhan Vong
The Force is gone.In it's place?The Thread.Everyone in the universe is now a slave to that minority group of Lesbians from The Acolyte. Somehow they returned.It ends with them killing all white men and yellow scrolling text that just say "Fuck you Star Wars fans." over and over again.Problem?
>>223478477It’s just another Mandolorian and green baby creature movie with a few references to the original trilogy. Also a bunch of bad CGI force ghosts.
>>223479109there's more than one kind?
>>223478477A space superweapon explodes a planet and then gets exploded by rebels
>>223478581The droids are stealing all the water and women must join forces to defeat the villain who’s name is an anagram for “Elon”
>>223478477Go ask ChatGPT right now what it would do for a trilogy set after the sequels and I'm sure it would be more right than wrong.
>>223478477Rey is gangraped by Gungans in Gungan Gangrape Hell and she is trapped there for all eternity
>>223478477It turns out Admiral Holdo was a Deapthroat Demon all along, even putting the Kaminoans on shame.
>>223478477Somehow, the Empire returned. Again. Will you stand up against fascism?Join the Rebe... Resis... The Insurgency against the evil forces of the Regime and their leader, Darth Plagueis, the real puppetmaster behind Palpatine and Snoke!
>>223478477Thala Siren becomes a Jedi and the real successor of Luke Skywalker.
>>223479175>Darth LoneKek
>>223478477Prediction: plot will suck like every in every other Star Wars movie since 1983.
>>223479580Shut up, if they read your post they are absolutely capable of doing it.
>>223479890Thala Siren, the rightful successor of Luke Skywalker, defeats Rey Palpatine in a duel and destroys this evil being evil by smothering it with her boobs
>>223478477I want a Holdo prequel trilogy that shows her early life up until she becomes an Admiral and figures out the ultimate destructive maneuver
>Rey Skywalker only comes back if her actress is given a shit ton of cash>The Force can't die as long as living creatures exist>While Rey teaches at a newly made Jedi Temple. She knows fuck all of the teachings and traditions so she uses her own methods instead>There is no Empire like entity. The past movies made most planets xenophobic to foriegners unless their economy relies on them. >MC is another Jedi girl in training>Rey is found killed. MC is blamed because racism>MC escapes holding cell/room and sneaks onto a smuggler's ship>MC meets new Han Solo + cute merchandise alien>Plot is no longer about this>Now it's about a race war going on Naboo or a similar planet. >Planet killing device created by one of the groups in the hopes of genociding the other, even at the risk of possibly killing their own people too. No morality or gray area. Just beyond human. >Twist is one of the leaders is a sith baddie who wants to kill everyone on the planet. Doing so would cause a lot of rage and anger, making more potential siths for him to recruit. >Baddie also killed Rey to frame girl in the hopes of stoking more race violence>Now the remanents of the republic try to destroy big evil planet device>MC fights baddie and gets her ass beat. But before she dies, she's saved by an ai generated force ghost. Which jedi? All of them. >Baddie runs off as planet destroying device is destroyed. >MC pardoned from Rey murder but she's unable to rest>Post Credit Scene plays before credits. Baddie serves yet another Emperor Palpatine. Baddie is forced choked into submission before the emperor. >"Because of you, I need a new daughter. Perhaps this one will not fail me.">End Credits start. Disney is so desperate to make people feel they didnt watch shit so they replay the music composed for Episode V. Despite no Han Solo, Luke, Vader, and Princess.
>>223480424>>Post Credit Scene plays before credits.How do you know it's a post credit scene then?
>>223479151Yes also Gaay
>>223478477Darth Maul's flippy sith legs return with a new robot top. >Somehow, Darth Maul's legs have returned.
>>223480424this is actually worse than the new trilogy, well done
