>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
you're fat
so sad how his wife dies while he's away on this trip
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From everything I have read about John Candy, that speech could have come from the man himself, not a character he was playing. Just think of what he would of done had he lived longer...
>>223478847>you have a good heart but refuse to consider other people’s feelings. You also frequently lie and scam innocent people into buying phony shower curtain rings.
>>223478847People who like themselves aren't morbidly obese.
>>223478979the curse of the Falstaff archetype, shakespeare predicted this ages ago and it keeps happening roscoe arbuckle candy farley artie lange and many others
>>223479093opposed to authentic shower curtain rings?
