>>223480218
yeah

Probably, yeah

there's no plot armour in the pitt so probably not

>>223480218
Yes. But the patients wouldn't.

he would let patients die while making some long winded snarky remark or point, so no.

>>223480218
Too woke for House he'd end up hiding away in a locked room

>"Dr House we need you on in the ICU stat."
>"What's the problem? Can't you see I'm busy being based and or redpilled?"
>"Sorry, sir but there's a code 9 in room 35 that needs you right away"
>"Code 9? That's ICE misgendering a tranny. Why not have doctor robby shlomo deal with it, he's better with that stuff."
>"We would sir but he's in another room crying about covid or how much of a loser faggot he is."
"Damn, ok I'll leave my 4chan thread but it better be worth it."
>Walks to the code 9
>Enters the room
>"NIGGERS"
>Turns 360 degrees and walks away without explanation
Umm I'm thinking based

>>223480218
He wouldn't be useless but working in emergency medicine requires a lot of skills beyond just medical knowledge. A lot of them related to efficiency, team-work, communication, prioritization etc none of which are exactly his forte

>>223480218
It would just be boring for him. Sometimes they have a tricky diagnosis and House would crush that but for the most part the show is about the mechanics of the work.

I've tried to watch this show but I find the main character unbearable for some reason

>>223480780
It's the way he's always tilting his head

>>223480725
House canonically post on 4chan, btw

>>223480218
what is this show about anyway? how does it differ from other medical dramas

>>223480808
>how does it differ from other medical dramas
It's on HBO so you get to see boobs and stuff

>>223480808
It's le realism where each episode is an entire hour of a shift. Not only that but it has extra left wing propaganda sprinkled over it.

>>223480934
>extra left wing propaganda sprinkled over it.
I kept with it because of the mechanics of the ER being formatted in such a way it kinda distracts you from the woke shit. I just hope season 2 (Haven't finished the first season yet) isn't as bad.

>>223480934
extra left wing propaganda sprinkled over it.
like what?

>>223481120
>White people bad/violent assholes
>POC are wise/miss understood
>Lesbian doctors/patients
>Tranny patient
>Le covid
>ICE bad
>Homeless alcoholics are actually kind and had misfortunes
>Abortion good
Someone help there's lots more can't think of top of my head.

>>223480808

they can actually show gore

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>I too, am in this thread

>>223481236
>Lesbian doctors/patients
>>Tranny patient
I can agree on the rest, but these two make sense in context. It's a fucking hospital in Pittsburgh.

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>>223480808
>how does it differ from other medical dramas
it's actually genuinely well written with some great characters
s2 was a little sloppy because they rushed it so i hope they can pull it together for 3

>>223480808
>what is this show about anyway? how does it differ from other medical dramas
it's 'real time' so an entire season covers a single shift. creates a pretty fast pace story. Lots of jumping between cases, then seeing those cases develop over the season. It leads to a pretty entertaining show. Even if you don't like a plot, it never really stays around longer than 10 minutes. Leaves you wanting to see more of the cases you do enjoy.
It's streaming, so no ratings. You see people's mangled bodies, blood and gore. You watch doctors jerk dudes off.
Pretty decent for a doctor show. I dropped it after season 1.

>>223480218
He would be fired for being insensitive

He wouldn't work in an ER. To house these people aren't even doctors. They are so below him.

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>>223481120
The jewish doctor with a black son convinces one of his underlings to forge a document so that a pregnant teen can get an abortion without the consent of her parents.

>>223481120
>main character handles mass causality events like they're nothing
>has PTSD from COVID

>>223481236
>>223481814
>>223481853
top kek. writer's just can't help themselves can they. They just don't have that voice in the back of their heads that says "hey, maybe we are being a bit over the top and hysterical". And then they look at us like we are evil when we point out none of their shit makes sense

>>223481853
The PTSD isn't from COVID (directly) it's from having to watch his close mentor and friend die and then trying to fill his shoes running a hospital that is increasingly understaffed, undersupplied, and overdemanding.

>>223481236
>>White people bad/violent assholes
They are also inept, stupid, or comic relief.

House picked the wrong guys to replace his original team and the show became unwatchable.

>>223482487
you didn't like 3 seasons of The 13 Show?

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Just realized the cute autistic girl is Bryan Cranston's daughter

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Will season 3 be good?

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>>223482678
maybe
if they learned their lesson and finished scripts before starting filming

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>>223480218
House x Pitt. Let's make it happen.

>>223481120
My favorite part is when a black woman is having psychological issues, they refer her to a therapist and ask if she'd prefer a black therapist. They do it in this smug, self-congratulatory, "brave" way like they've just won a Good Little Leftist award. Imagine if they asked a white woman: "would you prefer a white therapist?"

>>223480218
He'd be cancelled by the staff on the first day.

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>Anon my name is Dr Rabbi, what’s the story. It looks like you have an inflamed foreskin
>I need to take a look at it okay, uh, it feels warm, thready pulse.
>prepuce is more distended than before
>we need induction meds, 100 ketamine, 80 of raw
>[device beeping rapidly]
>A-fib 122, BP 98 and systolic.
>Okay, let’s bolus another 500 cc’s
>shaft is kind of rigid.
>Whitaker you're up, we need a crash cart.
>Can you call respiratory?
>Pull the bed out for intubation, please
>get the GlideScope.
>No we don't have time for that.
>get direct on the crash cart.
>if we don't get this foreskin off now then this patient will suffer from acute smegma and perineal rather displacement
>Anon hold still
>Whitaker get the ring cutter and peel back the foreskin
>I need to start degloving now or we are going to lose this goy hurry the fuck up Whitaker!

>>223480808
The dr's and nurses go out of their way to lecture everyone about current political topics. Including each other.
If you go in that place with a broken leg, you'll get questioned about systemic racism before you get your leg looked at.

>>223480725
>Turns 360 degrees and walks away
He'd be going in the same direction dumb timmy

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>>223480725
My sister wanted me to watch this since I work in a hospital. I had to drop it after Shlomo's Covid PTSD flashbacks.

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>>223480218
>house belts the performative doctor
>wilson be like

>>223480218
is House a Indian female med student? If not he hasn't got that kinda sauce

>>223480576
Kek

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>>223482678
Good thread.

>>223480218
Nah he couldn't keep up with the pace

There's no argument against assaulting them for being slow and incompetent when you've been in the waiting room for six hours with a suspected heart attack.

>>223481236
None of that is "extra" left wing propaganda or different from other medical dramas

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>>223480575
House was just born with plot armor brother. He's like the Rick Sanchez of doctors. How do I know this? I was born with superior media literacy skills.

>>223480780
He insists upon himself.

>>223480575
House studied legacy/analog medicine for a hobby.
Robby would get butthurt because he lacks that passion.

>>223484472
True but he'd get mogged by that silver fox night shift doc

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>>223483020
>Shut the fuck up, Margaret

>>223480218
I want to be a nurse

>>223484555
Oh he'd so be canceled. You can't walk around with a penis name like that. Especially not around House.

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>>223484444
Checked.

>>223482582
Yep. And the "You don't understand I can fix her" doctor is Brad Dourif's daughter.

>>223482487
Taub is based.

>>223484974
For me it's 13.

>>223481638
Cameron went to head the ER after she quit.
House hated the ER because he hated patients and grunt work as shown every time he had to do clinic duty.
Besides he likes the mystery of diagnostics and basic trauma cases would bore the shit out of him.

>>223480218
For a second I thought this was gonna be about House getting put into Bane's prison from Dark Knight Rises

>>223485064
House is a total slur for humans. He's just a tsundere. All the really meaningful interactions were with House.

>>223484428
This might be true if it was just sub-text, but no, they're very in your face about their intentions

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>>223485067
>House, you can't cure a broken back by punching it!
>You can if you're not an IDIOT!
>I'm not authorizing this with out a biopsy
>IF WE WAIT FOR THE BIOPSY HE'LL BE DEAD!
>...okay, if you think this is the only way.
>Thanks, you've got a great ass
>dave matthews song plays as batman crawls out of the hole
Here's your Emmy Mr. Laurie

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Okay but could Dr. Pitt survive on House?

>>223485173
No, this song
https://youtu.be/Vuw8SRDNEDI

>>223485097
>the autistic kid gives him his PSP
its still a network dramedy, someone's got to learn a lesson by the end
Honestly though I always liked the episode where 4-man accidentally kills the patient and has to tell her she's dying was good.
Shame omar epps isn't doing anything but shilling Zaxbys now, I always liked him as an actor.

>>223482835
kys jeet

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>>223485173
kek

>>223485173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w5oaOPKUo4

>>223485229
i am irish

>>223485188
He’d struggle a lot more that’s for sure, all house has to do is just go through character development about working together as a team, not dealing with shit only 0.1% of the population goes through

>>223485188
Robby would threaten to go to the board to get House's license revoked, and House would have some dirt on him waiting
then make a joke about jews being melodramatic, then robby would have a cry and kick his motorcycle outside, while house shreds on his guitar in the window watching

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Yah, well, which one of your fancy tv doctors do you think could hack the 4077?

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>>223485309
>Defunds public healthcare

>>223485309
>all you can eat amphetamine salts, unlimited morphine syrettes, doctors are encouraged to operate drunk
>outside of the chain of command because of their skill
house would be fine I think, and probably the least racist and sexist of the doctors there

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>>223481286
>>223481341

>>223485228
Grim fate for black man. I'd watch the fuck out of House reunion. Also
>You live with dignity you dont die with it
Damn.

>>223480759
I agree with you. He would crush the diagnosis / differential side of it but the charting, teamwork and other finer points of EM would be too obnoxious for his character to bother with.

>>223480218
House says: ewww, an overcrowded, under-funded public hospital that doesn't look like a loft.
Then he finds a spot on the nearest Mount Sinai and gets the fuck out of there. The end.

>>223484413
I can’t remember exact details but I’m pretty sure he got a preliminary 12-lead and cardiac enzymes drawn and both were negative so no heart attack identified initially. He was waiting for repeat lab draws because it can take several hours for troponin levels to increase.

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>>223481236
bodied that freak

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>>223481322
Yes, but it depends on how they are written relative to the other characters, like if they are always portrayed as wholesome victims to be empathized with, while the straight white guys are evil, incompetent incels. I've met my share of unhinged troons in healthcare.

If that autistic boy genius doctor was on the Pitt. Would the staff just let him do whatever and endanger patients because Le autism is superpower , or would they turn on him when they find out he misgenders trannies

>>223487062
Dr Rabbi would scream at him and then get cancelled, Whittaker will also be cancelled for impregnating Santos

>>223487554
WMALF is as kosher as you can get.

>>223487865
>WMALF
I’m not familiar with this acronym, does the AL stand for Asian Latina
>kosher as you can get.
Yeah but he would be getting a Lesbo pregnant, I don’t know what the Jew’s stance on that is

I flew to Pittsburgh about a decade ago to bang a hot af twitch steamer I met on twitch. Will enjoy this show?

>>223488033
White male/Alf.

>>223488033
Santos is flip, so asian-latinx
Lesbos can't get impregnated by defintion.

>>223480725
Don't forget the side plot where he'd catch Robbi sneaking into the maternity ward and chewing off foreskins

>>223481853
Mass shootings happen every other day in America. Covid was a once in a lifetime event. Can't blame him for feeling trauma, especially if a close friend died. I imagine many doctors have PTSD about the pandemic.

>>223481236
>>223482320
So basically it's like real life

>>223480218
he wouldn't be in the pitt he's a world class diagnostician

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>>223483163
This was solved 20 years ago

>>223488477
>I imagine many doctors have PTSD about the pandemic
You would be wrong. Besides posting on 4chan, what do you do with your life?

I could accept some of the propanda/left wing stuff as being a representation f how people really are in a diverse workplace at first. However, the ICE agent part of the show where they were portrayed as "violent retards" killed any sympathy I had for it.

>>223480218
>Dr. House
Wtf is this shit?

>>223488879
>However, the ICE agent part of the show where they were portrayed as "violent retards" killed any sympathy I had for it.
I mean...they are violent retards so it's rather on cue.

>>223480794
>House canonically post on 4chan, btw
Source?

Is the Pitt worth watching if I want to see some NTR kino? I heard one of the doctor starts fucking the wife of one of his patients he purposely let die

>>223480575
Are you fucking stupid? Santos get's away so many complete bullshit things. When i saw Mohan do that "My only fault is working too hard :)" I knew she will be forever right in every single thing - completely infallible.

There's so much plot armor in this stupid show.

>>223489088
>I heard one of the doctor starts fucking the wife of one of his patients he purposely let die
actually he just replaces the henpecked husband and has to get her groceries and chores around her farm and also raise his child

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i can't explain it but everytime dr mel king has screen presence i'm filled with this pseudo-paternalistic desire to protect her to the death and i'm not talking about "oh yeah if someone hurt her i'd totally beat that guy up" it's like a welling feeling deep in my chest that urges me to extricate a man's throat out with my teeth, like a rabid dog, to rend a ribcage open and pull out the heart, so long as it ensures dr mel king's continued safety

>>223481236
>Lesbian doctors/patients
In 2 seasons, there were at least 4 of them and all of them were interracial

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>>223482678
Unironically I think the show is running out of Steam fast.

They're too restricted by their setting, how many different medical emergencies or ROBBIE IS LE DEPRESSED moments can they have before it just becomes stale Also blew their load in S1 with the mass shooting, don't see how they're ever gonna top that.

>>223489154
cruise ship with a bioweapon outbreak hijacked by terrorists and sailed into an orohanage

>>223489144
the first one was two negresses. The sickle cell slut

>>223489204
Oh yeah, true

>>223489154
>>223489189
I have a idea for the big situation in the new season, there will be a mass rape event caused by the Pittsburg Mass Rapist targeting hospitals, Robbi correctly deduces that they are next hospital that will be hit and has to try and prepare the staff for what’s to cum

>>223480576
/thread

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/nightcrawlers/ ww@?

>>223488879
>the ICE agent part of the show where they were portrayed as "violent retards" killed any sympathy I had for it.
That's like the single most realistic leftie thing in the show lmao

>>223488815
Not a real specialty btw
>>223488419
>Lesbos can't get impregnated by defintion.
?

>>223488371
Remember Alf? He's back, in white male.

>>223488872
Of course there's people in the medical community that would have PTSD over an event like that. They're only human.