>finally get a girlfriend>watch movies together>"who's that guy? who took the money? are they dating in real life? do you think she's attractive? why are they fighting? how much longer is left? Is it over soon? where'd that other guy go? Is he the bad guy?bitch just watch the fucking movie
>>223481154what do you do when you have to fart when your sitting wthi someone for so long I have bad digestion and constantly fart so sitting and watching moveies with smoeone sounds like hell
You feel dumb now just wait until she leaves you and you get all sad even though she annoyed you anyway, and then she comes back and you get annoyed by her again after 3 days talking about>I've made a huge mistake
>>223481192just fart while she's giving you head it'll turn her on
>>223481192Fart the other direction in small quantity, little farts if you want. But be careful, it requires to be a master of the sphyncters so not gay.
>>223481192just fart, like who gives a shit...
>>223481154She’s doing it because she’s not watching the movie. She’s watching you watching the movie. What you’re experiencing as interruption is what she’s experiencing as engagement. For women passive consumption of narrative is low-stimulation. They need an external anchor to stay locked in.
>>223481154get rid of her before you get attached too much
>guise I got a girlfriend now can you plz validate me
>>223481154She’s forcing you to participate in a shared activity. Silence can feel like distance to women so verbalising the plot keeps you tethered to each other or some shit like that.
>>223481154you can tell it’s a fake story because anon has a girlfriend
>>223481318Nice incel speak
>>223481154My cousin pauses movies if I look away for one second. Then pauses the movie occasionally to comment on the movie. Honestly just talking while the movie is going sounds like a break compared to the former.
>>223481402not an argument
>>223481402Why did you pick on me but ignored the frog?
>tfw no strong albeit silent waifu
I have the opposite. My wife thinks I’m a tard so she explains everything to me and points out details. Worse is she’s right and she points out things to me like a five year old I miss. Watching ‘Obsession’ and she tells me the Bear guy is the only one who doesn’t know about the goblin girls hate for her father and therefore he doesn’t love her as a person. And then she points out where the girl is standing so I don’t get scared when she moves.
>>223481421I’m sorry anonI’m baked and just wanted a (you).Thank you
>>223481154idk where the idea that watching movies is supposed to be a comunal experiance came from
