What would you do with an artificial friend?
>>223481536Same thing that I did with all my other friends.grow distant and then live in solitude.
>>223481536Pick up my dogs shit.
>>223481536Collectables hold their value better when you leave them new in box.
>>223481536That's a really stupid outfit
Why doesn’t she hang out with her cast mates after shooting days?
>>223481536rape
>>223481635Why don't you hang out with your coworkers after your shift?
>>223481586>don't message them too frequently because don't want to be a bother>scared to reply too soon to messages they send in case it makes you look too needy or, worse, they might respond back quickly and force you to respond again>can barely find the energy to meet up with them on a regular basis>several years later you see them celebrate a life milestone on social media that they didn't tell you about and you realise you aren't actually friends anymorecouldn't be me
>>223481536Why did my Latina robot come with pink nipples?
Listen
I wouldn't fuck it.
>>223481666Everyone gets together but not her
>>223481708So what?
>>223481635Method acting Wednesday
See if I can return it
>>223481731She thinks she’s better than her costars
>>223481708Why don't you hang out with your coworkers after your shift?
>>223481786She is
>Jenna sexbot movie>directed by Taika Waititi
>>223481808She’s not. She’s not objectively quite a bit worse.
>its another "ermm sweaty rape/sexbots isnt about lust its about POWER OVER WOMEN you chud
Probably do cum town riffs and communicate in garbled Japanese phases
>>223481536I would make it play scrabble with me and sometimes boggle.
>>223481786That's a wild thing to say about someone you don't know.
>>223481904ESL?
Life owes me a teenage latina sexbot.
>>223482667socially needy?
>>223481536Immediately change her out of that potato sack she's wearing
>>223483055It's special fabric that turns tie-dye when exposed to cum.
>>223482436latinas are arrogant superficial and stupid, western media fully rotted their brains most of them are far far gonealso latina stars rarely stick around especially the ones famous for their sexy juvenile looks. once the aging shows a tiny bit, hollywood picks up the next one. shes already halfway through the meatgrinder
>>223483099OK, but why do you write like a poor kid?
>>223481666she's too cool
>>223483104she can transform to xochi and back to jenna at a moment's notice
>>223481536Genuine sexThis movie looks like so much fun except that that ugly thing is in it>a man should be at least artificially passionate or he will be genuinely dull
>>223483104Mine would have a karate chop and a kung-fu grip
>>223481536First I would ditch the outfit that looks like it was made for a extra on Star Trek.
>>223481666>shift
>>223481536go hikingfishinggo visit places togetherplace hoola hoopsstuff like that
>>223481667the only friend I ever have and only hang out with only calls me or messages me every 2 months, even to send a meme.mind you my friend has their phone in hand all day long and checks constantly. but with me is a check in every 2 months. why ?
>>223482933Huh?
>>223481536Tag team Xochi from both ends while she's tied down to a sawhorse.
>ITT: anons that put forth literally negative effort into maintaining their relationships then shocked_pikachu.jpg when others feel like their effort is in vain
>>223482174yeah it should just be 3 hours of unsimulated sex and MC putting his guck it in the shower
>>223483454You'll get there eventually too. Just give it a few years.
mucho sexo
