Unsolved Mysteries update…the self proclaimed “time traveler” turned out to be a serial rapist in piss-stained hobo pants.
What are the best segments of this show?For me it’s the Octopus Conspiracy Murder of the journalist >inb4Satanic arsonist Canada lake elder killerMysterious letter in the mailbox sender Strip club girl disappearance
>We still have no fucking clue where Joseph Cooper is
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>>223482111Vampire kidsOklahoma HowlerThe Milk Carton Killer
>>223482173Nice job!
>>223482255Nice, I’ll check those out, show is super comfy
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>>223482029>Scenario One: he's hanging from his neck in his fucking closet.
>>223482029The updates were always the best part.
Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries find out who gives a shit about bigfoot
>>223482029i knew it. also if you can't hear this man's voice in your head when you see his face, you need to go watch more UM.
UPDATEapparently nobody gives a shit about him so fuck him
that hobo's name?you guessed it: Frank Stallone
>>223482111>What are the best segments of this show?Always the one that happened just a mile or two up the road from where you live. We all have one.
>>223482029Did they ever figure out how that old lady could draw portraits of people's dead relatives with zero knowledge of the family?
The buried treasure segments were always kino. I especially liked the one where the guy loses his job while digging for treasure. He's not worried, though, because he just knows he's going to hit paydirt any day now.
>>223484817I’m from Oklahoma so almost every episode had some weird shit.
>>223483688>>223483732Fucking hell, im dead man.
>>223482029>Update: the perpetrator of the arsons and triple homicide was apprehended ny authorities. They were convinced, incarcerated, and have since been released.
for me it's the kid who fell off a cliff in San Francisco, he had a groomer who denied any involvement despite sleeping in his house the night he died
>>223485910Mine was the Boys on the Tracks episode.
>>223484841For context, one of the show producers sat for her and the woman drew a perfect portrait of said producer's deceased relative.
>>223485787>missing person case>no updateGut punch every time
ROAD MAPS!
>>223487336>a young woman calls her boyfriend from a phone booth about a suspicious guy following her in a truck>the bf gets there too lateHaunts me.
>>223482029Isn't "Unsolved Mysteries" kind of redundant? If it was solved, it wouldn't be a mystery, would it?
