Door number 1:>6 out of 10 blonde Stacy >cold as shit with you but will at least give you a hand job on your birthday>will be down for kids and will stick by you even if one comes out retarded>is likely to smoke during pregnancy though so more likelyhood kids ends up retarded to begin with>genrally stable influence in your life but will cu.ck if you ever do something genuinely cry >grade A ball buster trained by fucking Hindu monks in Nepal in the art of ball busting>is competent enough to help you successfully launder hundreds of millions of dollars so potentially a huge asset IF you can get a handle on herDoor number 2:>4 out of 10 shizo Becky >constantly down to fuck but doesn’t want kids>literally is willing to give you a hand job in a public hospital even if you say you don’t want it because she knows your depressed >very much a shizo and a live fuckin liability at parties and social gatherings>is a kleptomaniac and will randomly commit petty theft for no fucking reason>genuinely loves you even if you kinda treat her like shit>will cry about you years after you die even if you were a fat bald physically unimpressive DA agent>is to put mildly kind of a retardChoose /tv/!YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!!
>>223485643marie was hot as fuck. walter should've just married her.that webm of her acting all "sexy" while clearly shy and neurotic about it makes me minerals. i love betsy
>>223485657You mean rocks.
>>223485643Childhood is hating SkylerAdulthood is realising that Skyler is the least annoying woman in the whole show
>Marie >Lydia >Betsy KettlemanForget Goulde's foot fetish, I'm pretty sure Vince has a thing for neurotic women
>>223485870>has a thing for neurotic womenYou mean he's straight?
>>223485743MINERALS, YOU FUCKING FUCK.
>>223485870>Kettlemanoh yeah
>>223486377Oh hell yeah, even.
>>223486377now THIS is podracing!
>>223485643The marie klepto sub plot sucked
>>223487719Worst part of the show
>>223487719she should have done panty theft instead of petty theft
>>223485643Walt should have cheated on Skylar with Marie. And Marie should have not only found out about Walter but been turned on by it and become kind of a slut for him and drama friendly liability. Even revealed that Marie was as fertile as fresh turned spring soil but her macho man DA husband was shooting blanks by getting pregnant by Walt. Having her reveal she's preggers and it's walts kid would have been kino and kicked the show into overdrive.
>>223487475>potracingyou mean kettleracing?
