He's just awful.
>>223487174He's literally me
Literally me
THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE
DANCIN' FORBIDDEN
>>223487174he's the best
HELL NO I'M NOT MARRYING THAT BAG OF BONES
>>223487174How do you figure?
THE ONLY REASON WHY GOD DOESN'T ERASE YOU FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH IS BECAUSE YOU AMUSE HIM SOMEHOW
>>223487174Congratulations, the bank gave you a credit card. It doesn't make you better than me! You see, nobody gives me credit, because I'm a bad risk and I don't pay my bills on time, so I have to work for what I have.
real question: outside of the main four who's your favourite character in the show?
>>223487462You really have to ask?
>>223487462
>>223487469>>223487470Fuck should've specified hard mode no mooninites
>>223487482Oh is that what yours does? Mine doesn't do that.
>>223487489No love for Steve and Dr Weird?
>>223487462Dr. Weird and his assistant
>>223487482oog
>>223487469>mfw I was vising my dad for the holidays and woke up to see this and fox news acting like its srs bsns
>>223487489yours is a droolband, man
>>223487482oh you didnt get the easy flow elbow?
>>223487517Based me too But put some respect on Steve's name
>>223487469Lol, remember when people used to think these things were bombs
>>223487570only two people in the world have it, me and Bruce Willis, maybe you've heard of him?
>>223487450Underrated >>223487462Oglethorpe
>>223487608what the fuck was his problem?
>>223487577Yeah, sorry about that; it's been a while since I watched the show. Also without Dr. Weird we wouldn't have the main cast that we know and love, so I'll give him props for this one.
>>223487462I want candy, bubble gum, and taffySkip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart SandyGot my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddyI'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the linekinda like close encounters of the cavity kindim talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smilesI want candy, i got a sugar toothput on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock bootslick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droopsgumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose(ladies)candy... candy...i need candy bubble gum, and taffyget in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nastyDo it till your dad sees, embarass your whole familyJust 'cause you came between a kid and his candyI need candy, any kind'll doDon't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on boozeA hyperactive juice that only I can produceAnd fuel a giant drill, bore straight into HellReleasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spellSo they can walk upon the earth, and get resituatedAnd Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has createdI need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm deadI'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!Where you keepin' all the candy?!Who made you candy king?!If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!(ladies)Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to schoolCandy, at school, at lunch in the afternoonCandy, its good, on your way home from schoolCandy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!Mess up the mix, mix up the messCome on down yo, here's the addressAt 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,Right next to, gentlemen's club.
I WON’T BE IGNORED.
>>223487789What the hell? No no no bad boy bad boy you live over there, go back to the freaks.
>>223487462The Blowjob Queen. Without contest.
>>223487721>get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty>Do it till your dad sees, embarrass your whole family>Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candyMC Chris might have been a meme rapper, but he could drop some bars https://youtu.be/YuDdfB_WpYA?si=Fpnu4itFDXCEo1DM
>>223487721hell yeah
What were they thinking with the celebrity appliances episode?
>>223487938>he actually watched s12After Plantgasm I realised that the show really had diedThe OG run is perfect no need to ruin it with the new pozzed shit
Hey /tv/ who's your current cellular service provider?
>>223487877Who you calling Boy?
>>223487462The Drizzle
>>223488024Top 10 unsolved television mysteries
You know what, why don’t you go ahead and pour me a little bit of a full glass of that rum
>>223488009What? Yo-you talking to me here?
>>223487462Willie Nelson or christopher lambert
>>223487671Bruce Will-is.
>>223487938>you listen to me as HARD AS YOU FUCKING CAN that robot CAME with the house being based >OooOOOOOoooOOOooohhhhh Daaaannnziiiig... you want summina eaaat?
>>223488077No we’re done talking
>>223488024
>>223488165Hang on, let me bend over and pick this thing up.
>>223487174Nah Hes just written that way
>>223488115>You are the gayest monster since GAY came to Gaytown!>God, you're gay! You don't think violence SOLVES anything? What kinda monster are you?>Look, I'm I'm pretty hardcore. I mean I've been know to "Do a number" on plenty of cats.>Do a number? Yeah, I bet you "do a number"... In your TIGHTS... on BROADWAY. Which is where you MOVED to, after you left Texas Chainsaw MASCARA... where you're FROM
Do you have any idea what time it is, well do ya? It's two-thirty in the afternoon, people are trying to sleep!
>>223488210>you hear that? >glad you finally came to join us
>>223488210>who’s this your frickin mother?
HAND BANANA NO!!!
Favorite episode? Mine’s got to be the mail order bride one.
>>223488041I'm not going to disassemble the pipes so I can drink from the U-trap. I'm not an animal-- DAMMIT MORTIMER YOU'RE DILUTING IT!
>>223488364https://youtu.be/TrTB-vRD81w?si=sKc1N0KJgbD4V_WOHypnogerms
>Yes, I am back from the Boob Dimension, and there was much to see
>>223488427Base Hypnogerms enjoyer.Alright, Phil from Kill Yourself!
What was Carl's job again?
>>223488572Outside source of income>FORTY BIGG'UNS
Commence the jigglin!
>I'M INTO SEX!
>>223488364Space Conflict From Beyond Pluto
>>223488618>THIS IS A SAUSAGE FACTORY
>>223488364Dickesode (uncensored) is the greatest piece of television ever aired and I will die on this hillHM>Handbanana>Banana Planet
>>223488364Ezekiel>Shake is this your bastard?>DADDEH>oh I see the resemblance in the cup region, you both are very cup like
>>223487462Markula
>>223487980this was the funniest episode i could name off the top of my head desu
>>223489093>Next door, jackass
>>223489110i laugh like a retard every time they do this joke
>Danzig motherfucker!
>>223489093>you do look like Shake but it's impossible, he dosn't have sex>I have banged hundreds of BROADS, but KNOW THIS, I always wrap my rascal TWO TIMES because I like it to be joyless and without sensation, as a punishment to the supermodels
meatwad, hit the switch
Staying up late to watch Adult Swim and catch episodes of Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force was a foundational part of my youth in the mid-2000's
>I had to pull a lot of strings to get them to hire an 8 year old
>>223487462>THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO>INTO THE FUTURE
>>223488364T-shirt of the Living Dead
>>223489500same, adult swim and comedy central
>>223489756>When you'd catch a teaser for the Stripperella cartoonThat shit really warped my little 9-year-old brain
>>223488041>Kristen Schall voicing a sexy piece of fruitI could've picked up a weird fetish there, bullet dodged
>>223489823>you poke around and figure it out. I HAVE STANDARDS
>>223488364The one where Frylock moves out>A memorial plaque will be carved AND bejeweled in my honor
>>223488594FORTY LARGE
I'm sorry you're dead - but me answering questions to a bunch of cops weren't never gonna bring you back.
>>223488364broodwich or any of the super titled episodes, they're all gold
how were you supposed to know?
>>223487469I remember when this happened. I was looking at /b/ and had cnn was playing in the background. /b/ broke it first. Also I remember being on 4chan hours after vtech kicked in.
SHAAAAAKE Did you put yournameinthegoblidafyra
>>223487976Plantgasm was so horrible it made me less charmed with the shows original run
>>223488364The one with the nuclear grill
>>223488364Video Oija>spirits that haunt this house, tell me what was we talkin bout>you boyfriend and boyfriend>if you need anything, you know who to look to...someone else
>>223493062Just gotta view it as every shitty reboot/sequel etc., it's a cashgrab made by the studios don't let it taint the OG run
so... we jiggling er...?
>>223493108The overanimated motion really upsets me. This show had so much charm in its stilted movements. They made it look like some troonsense
Did any other AS show reach the peaks of ATHF? Or was it all downhill after it ended?
>>223493142On a shorter scale, Home Movies. It never got bad and they ended it at just the right time without any reboot. The way it should be.Some say Squidbillies but that shit sucked
>>223493135Yea 1000% agreed, it's awfulHalf the charm is that shitty animation
>>223493142No
>>223487174>Eyyy, it's your lucky day fruit cup!>THEN HOW COME I LOST ALL THOSE DAMN BETS , HUH, YOU DUMB GUINEA?!
ATHF was a lot of fun as teen but some of you need to move on already, this show is audio/visual Mt Dew.
>>223493559Watching Shake dig a deeper and deeper hole for himself because he won't shut up is funny every time it happens. >Dante said once they close he's gonna take me down to the bridge to see the sunset>He's been mean to me all day so this is a pretty nice change
>Why do you disappoint me? Second by second, you waste my timeNotice how most of the quoted lines are from the first 4 seasons
>>223489756A fellow man of taste. I watched Cartoon Network and Comedy Central almost exclusively.
>>223493142After it ended? There was never a chance of something matching it post-2015.Generally, I have to give ATHF the top spot, but Birdman gives it a run for its money in my opinion. I also really like Home Movies, but I find it hard to compare the two. Those are easily my three favorite and most watched AS shows.
>>223494203Just think of how high sealab could've flown if captain murphy's voice actor hadn't died
>>223487174you have no regard for human life, most especially women; because they have the organs, that you wish that you had, so you wanna make a suit from them.
>>223494297frisky dingo is the magnum opus
my ass has finally decided to eat my hand
>>223487174That's the point.
>>223494368Still never seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWvt3E5a-AA
>>223494401It's great if you're into misogyny, racism and homophobia! Me personally? I found it disgusting.
>>223489667CHRISTMAS STILL SUCKED ASS... IN A BIG WAY
Name a more quotable show. Protip: You can't.
If I woke up looking like that, I would just run to the nearest living thing and kill it
>>223495233is that all you came to say, are we done here?
heres 5 dollars, go see a movie>urmm motion pictures are 10 ten dollarsfine here's 10>but what about popped corn
>>223493142>Did any other AS show reach the peaks of ATHF?Frisky Dingo
Women love me.You're a woman.I'm what we have in common.
>>223494493I think all those things can be funny but I didn't like it enough to keep watching it.
>>223493109COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'
>>223493161>Some say Squidbillies but that shit suckedAs someone who was living off 575 north of Atlanta in the 2000's you cannot properly appreciate the squidbillies without the context. t. guy who wiggle danced at many widespread panic concerts
>>223493109>>223496596Hey, backwoods retard. Not now.. not ever
>>223494368The american people want three things. Cold BeerWarm PussyAnd a place to shit with a door on it YOU DON'T WANT THE DOG WATCHING!
>>223488115>My memories are a road map that lead to pain and boredom.I really felt that line
>>223488364Rocket Horse and Jet Chicken, it's a work of art.
>>223493559>>223493803>help me up....bitch
>>223493142Id have to say smiling friends. I mean its just as random and over the top that it kinda matches the crazyness of athf but not as much.>>223493689ILL DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, AND HOW I WANT! AND NO MUMMY! Ya hear me bandaid? NO MUMMY IS GONNA TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>>223489667Hates him during the show run, but he was hilarious in the movie for some reason.
>>223494297I really like Sealab, but it never hit me the same way as those other three. I don't know why. The funny stuff was really, really funny, but it didn't stick to me the same way.My fourth would be Brak, possibly a tie for third with Home Movies. It's kind of hard for me to rank the four. I'd honestly rather not and just say they're all number one in my heart.
>>223487174Who? Ezekiel? Yeah, he's such a disappointment.
>>223497667>I really like Sealab, but it never hit me the same way as those other three.To be fair, it is kinda BIZARRO
>>223498659And not in a bad way. It's just to tell them apart because she's... black.
>>223487174yah he's a piece of shit, but funny to watch. wouldn't want to know him in real life
>>223499674>wouldn't want to know him in real life
>>223487174HERE COMES THAT CUPTHAT MOTHER FUCKIN CUP
>>223499717lol
>>223488041> Remember how hard you would hit me? > As hard as l could, as long as l could.> Frankly, all the hitting drained me.> l had to go to the hospital and have my hands replaced
>>223489446>>223489093I'm weepingThis fucking show, ffs
>>223493142Home Movies.
youtube.com/watch?v=dJqBLogconw
>>223499926kek
>>223493142metalocalypse is up there
>>223496797Jet Chicken is voiced by the late George Lowe, the Space Ghost voice actor from SGCTCF
>>223487174Stfu normal fagShakzula is the mike rula
>>223495909>Frisky DingoMy motherfucking nigga. Whenever I talk about that show now nobody even remembers it. That and ATHF are my favorite AS shows ever.>... You mean this thing just starts up like a car? Retarded.
What was the best running gag and why was it all the fire in the show being the same camcorder footage of a campfire copy and pasted everywhere?
>>223500010it bums me out to see how most of the AS alumni never seemed to have very good careers. george lowe just kinda stuck to doing space ghost and space ghost adjacent roles despite having a really great voicecroker stuck around but thats because he was an animator too (also rip)the brak va works as a fuckin amazon delivery driver last i heard. shits depressing
>>223499926Was this the scariest moment in the whole show?
>>223489093>Ain't nobody never beat Chess Dragon. Not even me. And I'm retarded.
>>223500107>You can't fax glitter!Not with that attitude.Expensive swabs!
>>223494368>>223495909I was surprised to find that it even got a DVD release when I found a copy at a local store. I bought it, but I haven't rewatched the series since it aired.
>>223500851THIS IS FOR CODY!
>Ugh, your mouth is full of sores.>Yup. Them's my mouth sores. I'm gonna miss those.
>>223498659Every so often I hear in my head>I'm Bizarro Stormy>I'm Regular Stormy
arise chicken
>>223500979A Scion tC!
>and you don't find any of this offensive?
>>223501171In Poland
MEATWAD GET THE DOOR ITS DRACULA
>>223501171Loved Frisky Dingo. We deserved another season.
>>223487938Fucking kek I made it to the celebrity appliances episode and stopped watching. I guess it really was as bad as I remember.
>>223487462Zucotti Manicotti.
i should not walk, so that a child may live.
>>223488364Larry Miller Hair System. All other answers are wrong.
silly daddy, you can't eat carpet
>>223493142Metalocalypse
>>223501502>MetalocalypseThis, ATHF, SeaLab, and Frisky Dingo really stand above all (and, Home Movies, if you count it)(and maybe Mike Tyson Mysteries, but I have only seen a few episodes of it)
>>223501547you should definitely watch more mike tyson mysteries
>>223500171I honestly believe anyone that worked for Turner was silently blacklisted from Hollywood. Sure, there are some exceptions like Eric Andre, Dana Snyder, or Tim and Eric, but as a whole they seem to be completely ignored despite their talents.
>>223488572He works out of the home
>>223488572He's on disability last i heard
>>223500851Operation snooper fax was a bit convoluted.
>>223501547>>223501577Holy shit, Mike Tyson Mysteries got 70 episodes? I need to watch this.
>>223502220Oh shit! Did I have another fender bender?
>>223488364the one where Shake kills himself to enter Meatwad's seance video game because he's seething, then Meatwad immediately loses interest in the game
As a person who is very high all this shit is very funny
>>223502228>so I'm not an astronaut killing machine?>no, if anything, you're a astronomer killing machine
>>223502927I think my favorite part is when he's on the phone with his insurance agent who's trying to talk him out of saying potentially incriminating things.
literally mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr7bF_ZFSB4
>>223501490of course you can't... like THAT, you need to boil it till the glue gets soft, you know... OH GEEZ LOOK AT THE TIME
>>223488364the one with the partying furries
>>223487174WHEN DID YOU HAVE FRIED CATFISH???
https://youtu.be/OusB2a-z3t8?si=aESlymsZKu5KQBuv
/tv/ anons either become Carl or Happy Time Harry.Which you are you? I'm Harry. And if you got a problem with that, we'll go right now.
>>223501323xtacles had i think 2 episodes and they are on jewtube
When i was a kid he was my least favorite because he was a dumb asshole, now hes my favorite because hes a dumb asshole with occasional moments of clarity.
>>223487174HERE COMES THAT CUPTHAT MOTHERFUCKING CUP
>>223487462How am I the first to say George Lowe.
>>223487517These guys feel generic compared to the array of characters we got
>He's never been there
>>223487671This guy's bit is so short i watch his episode and zone out and miss his scene over half the time
>>223489500Its what made me cool and also defined who my friend group was for 20 years
>>223493689Killjoy mcgaypants
>>223494401Missing out hard>>223494368Yeah this is only show that rivals ATHF. Though I love boondocks
>>223496348If you only watched the first 4 eps you might think its mediocre, it gets better as it goes
>>223503696I love the disturbing eps
>>223493689no, that's family guy. aqua teen is a fine wine that gets better with age.
>>223501446you take her into the bathroom and make her watch you throw it in the toilet
>>223493689>this show is audio/visual Mt Dew.It was a documentary filmed in REAL TIME
I'm in your house!
>>223487462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVhP1KfcRBU:(
>>223489291its funny how Danzig probably told them to make him tall. fucking manlet
>>223502911is home movies the only show that matches this kind of conversations? feels so real
>See I told ya, these guys are totally out of control ahaha
>>223504347>probablyNot probably. There was some Q&A they did and they mentioned Danzig had final approval on the character they drew. He told them to make him more muscular, and to make him taller, but all he saw was a character reference sheet which isn't to scale against anything else, he just didn't want to be a manlet in a cartoon.
>>223496896Unlike the smiling friends guys, the ATHF cast knows how to improvise
>>223504801Well, Dave Willis and Dana Snyder can. There's a dvd commentary, I think it's season one or two, where Carey Means complains that Dana's improv gets into to the show but his doesn't.
I SHOULD NOT WALK SO THAT A CHILD MAY LIVE
>>223487462Rubberman. The way his v/a switches from kindly old man to amoral psychopath is fantastic. >I'm gonna catch some fucking z's so don't you fucking move... okay, little buddy?
>>223504908WELL MAYBE I'LL LEGALLY BUY A WEAPON AND WE WON'T HAVE TO VOTE YOU OUT OF OFFICE, WILL WE SCUMBAG!?
>>223494368Frisky Dingo season 1 is best watched all at once like a movie.>>223503859This, don't quit, it just escalates and escalates.
>>223488364SOUTH BRONX PARADISE BABY
>>223488364Trivia Night>I knew you wasn't gay!
>>223489686Classic
>>223488364>Okay, it's either you definitely should play with matches, or you definitely shouldn't play with matches.>It's definitely one OR the other
>>223508715>How do you spell that >L-E-S-B-I-A-N>...Hey that spells lesbians >hehehehe
>>223502220Snoop Dogg's Unsolved Situations is better, more succulents
>>223488364Total Recarl by far
I want a unicorn with a horn, and a banana seat... and a banana suit
>>223503664George Lowe will FORCE HIM from the tower
>>223503917>>223503696I had mono when this aired and thought I hallucinated it
>>223504449Dr. Katz is basically an expansion prequel to Home Movies but with Ray Romano on cast
>>223512538Dr. Katz is basically a time capsule of 90s comedians riffing and trying out their material. It's pretty incredible to watch.
>>223487789
>>223487721Well back in 1912 I could kick your ass
3 million bottles of beer on the wall3 million bottles of beeryou take one downyou pass it aroundtwo million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine bottles of beer on the walltwo million nine hundred and nintenty tine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine bottles of beer on the walltwo million nine hundred and nintenty tine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine bottles of beeryou take one down you pass it aroundtwo million nine hundred and nintenty tine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight bottles of beer
> THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
>>223513487>I suppose we could sit here and get to know each other...or sing that song one more cotton pickin' time!
>>223487174>leftists claiming 'media literacy' to say another white role model is actually supposed to be le eviltypical
>>223504188hahahahaha
>>223514804stfu retard
>>223487174I like how nobody ever quotes their newer shit. Get fucked adult swim.
Favorite line?>I hope you can see this because i'm doing it as hard as i can
>>223517084>fryman I am so sorry.....that I can't press charges
https://youtu.be/mDBV869L-tA?is=nGYhxHbJfXncwAuP
>hey, you guys wanna hit this?>no thank you, thats a poisonous tire
>>223488427>o-okay... mang
>>223517084>This one time I tried to rent me a pressure washer to start this business, Meatwad pressure washer, but they told me you gots to have a license. I says "License? Hell, I ain't even supposed to be in this country." Then he got all mad.
>>223493142DOO DA LA LA LA LA LA LA lalaLA LA LA LA LA
>>223488364mayhem of the mooninites
>>223514059posts you can hear
>>223512374>Those faggoty little elvesSanta went hard in this episode. Too bad they censored it in later runs.
>>223514059Carl's "No Thank you" delivery in that episode kills me every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MKnagl6pv8
>>223521874I hate it so much when he smiles
>>223487469BOTON IS A BOMB
>>223490852That episode title is just>The
>>223522452It was really funny that specific time though (in my opinion)
>>223488364Fightan Titan. I wish they did more episodes where they fuck up hero activities.
Is this Pennsylvania?
>>223487462Are you telling me that I don't know dick? If anyone knows how to build a ship out of dicks, it is me!
>>223524705Whole lotta dickin' around itt
>>223488364Laser Lenses is really good
>>223487174no you
