>Jarvis, invent time travel
>>223489677>Jarvis evacuate my bladder, bowels, and cowpers glands
>>223489677>check timetravel.md>it literally says [plausible explanation for time travel goes here]>spent 100k tokens
unfucking the multiverse should be light work for Jarvis
Jarvis, make my fart odourless
Jarvis, play push it to the limit while you develop a cure for every disease and figure out where the fountain of youth is.
>*clacking sounds*"Jarvis, load up the internet video of that eccentric black man explaining how to do my infinite combo in the game Marvel vs. Capcom 2">*clacking sounds*>YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO DO A MOTHAFUCK-"Jarvis, lower volume by 25%, then find online coaches who are available to teach fighting games within 5 miles of Avengers Tower and sort by racial makeup"
Jarvis how many r's are there in the word 'strawberry'?
doesn't this bloke invent unlimited energy or something in the second film?these are meant to be all 'internally consistent' with their setting, what happens in one film affects the others, and 'their' Earth has had infinite electricity for 20 years...?
>>223490188He used his infinite energy to benefit his facilities, not the worldHe used his facilities to benefit the world, not himselfIt's basic r*dditism
Why didn't he ask computer Shenron to make him an infinity gauntlet that wouldn't give him infinity cancer?
>>223489931Jarvis, make Pepper's fart odourous
Jarvis, locate and tag the nearest swimmer
>>223489677Jarvis just ran simulations to test Stark's theories.
>>223489677>jarvis, stimulate my prostate
>>223489677>Jarvis, remove my name from the Epstein files
>>223489677Jarvis, initiate protocol "TND", and play "Trampling at the Zoo" on all networked speakers in a 50 mile radius.
>>223489677Jarvis, activate ultrasonic noise generators in all cell phones which only children can hear.
Jarvis, become Vision so Wanda stops being mopey and she now has loterally every woman's ideal man which is a sex toy that makes them feel wanted and does menial tasks for themJarvis, also make sure to activate Pepper's lush when I land so I can have more time afterwards to like invent Marvel's version of 4chan.
>>223489677>Jarvis, make me taller>Sir am not a miracle worker
Jarvis, take back the tech Mysterio stole from me or is using for villainy, make a new illusion of Benjamin Netanyahu drinking a labelled bottle of adrenachrome, and play it on all major news stations.
>>223492990>every woman's ideal man which is a sex toy that makes them feel wanted and does menial tasks for themBut he couldn't impregnate her with children, so she still went insane and died
>>223492650American movies are hard for ESLs to understand, even if the movies are made for American children.
>>223489677>grok, make me a gamer
>>223493170That's Wanda if written by megafaggots who think House of M is something worth adapting. Same taste as comic writers who turned one of the sons gay later.
>Jarvis, give eyesight to all the blind people on the planet for 5 minutes
