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A recurring theme in Dexter is casting ugly chicks to play characters that are written to be super hot.
>>223501757She's not, deb literally calls her disgusting and doesn't understand why dexter is with her.that's mainly because she wants to fuck dexter instead but still Layla is not meant to be super hot.
pardon mah tits
>>223501757She's ugly and hot at the same time
I liked her as H.G. Wells in Warehouse 13 but that is before they started gender swapping everything.
>>223501757All the dexter girls were hot
The girl that played the corpse of the woman Doakes was fucking in Season 1 quit acting afterwards
>>223501962kwab
>>223501726That’s a man
>>223501927yup. season 1 rita was my favorite before she got annoying
>>223501726>Marry Lila>Captain Price is your father in lawPerfect.
>>223502172Ryan Chambers and Christine Hill are close contenders, but yes peak Rita was the best, and Julie Benz has aged like wine.
>>223501757chinlet
>>223501757Deb literally calls her a gross english titty vampire, wdym
>>223501832>>223502601>DebSure, but all the guys Dexter works with act like she's hot, and the fat guy with the bowling shirts tries to hook up with her.
>>223501757Jaime Murray was and still is hot
>>223502635because she is hotyou're just mad because she's taller than you or has a better jawline or whatever
>>223501962Why?
>>223501836The term is alluring
>>223502808She died
>>223501726>Pardon my tits
>>223501726Lila did nothing wrong. Justice for Lila.>>223501757Homo alert!!
>>223503129She shouldn't have tried to murder those two children desu
>>223501832>deb literally calls her disgustingProjection. Deb acts just the same. She was projecting.
>>223501757She's literally the only hot woman in the entire show. I can admit there is something off about her face, so I won't hold it against somebody for not thinking she's hot. But her tits are literal 10/10 god tier perfect.
>>223503170average with tiny areola
i like zoey the lady that has a weird rape fixation
>>223503359great ass on that one
>>223502682he's probably more attracted to someone like Zendaya or Hunter
>>223502808I think it was just gross being covered in fake blood and she hadn’t really “made it” by the time was in her mid-30’s so it was just the last job she took. Her husband quit acting too and now they live someplace I think in the midwest and he teaches highschool. I can’t remember what she does
>>223501757Compared to the average casting today of "hot" chicks, all of Dexter's females are top tier.
>>223503359>nobody's raping anyone!bundle of keks
>>223501726Why do I get the feeling that I want to have sex with her?
>>223503525i feel like this is really randomly specific to know
>>223503608such is life as a cinephile
>>223501726fucking tranny
sorry what kind of prickless twat wouldn't want to get his rocks off in this prime english pussy?
>>223503359kek I'd forgotten about this
Why did Dexter have such a baller apartment if he didn’t take pleasure in anything but killing?
>>223505198not when you've got Rita trying to blow you every day, why the fuck would I go for some broken BPD ho instead ?
>>223505432Rita was kind of cunty in that season
>>223501832upon first viewing of season 2 shes a sex babomb. 4th viewing not as much but the accent is still good.>>223501927Julie Benz never did it for me no matter the role. Julia Stiles is a fugly coalburner.
>>223505435Rita was annoying from the start. I mean, who told her it'd be a good idea to dress up as The Tomb Raider when she has no tits?>muh Paul>muh kids>muh jobtoo high maintenance
>>223501726so why did rita dress up as lara croft?
>>223505645Every man is entitled to his taste. I think she still looks great.
>>223505780It was halloween and she wanted to be a hot slut instead of snow white when she sucked off her boyfriend.
>>223505759Cute
>>223505788dont know what it is really. I'd rather have Brittany Daniel or Julie Bowen in that category.
>>223505102Calm down Elton John
>>223501757>>223501832Oh look, another /tv thread full of faggots as usual.Calling incredibly hot women, ugly will not magically turn other men gay, you stupid faggots.
>>223501726Goddamn i want to cum inside her.>>223501757She is super hot, gayboy.
>>223502601She's seething about Lila being hot and invading what she perceives as her turf.
>>223503129I feel bad for her that Dexter was willing to kill her even though she was fanatically devoted to her. She shouldn't have tried to kill those kids but if Dexter hadn't packed a bag full of his tools to kill her she might not have snapped like that. She was way too unstable to be trusted with that secret so I get why Dexter had to kill her but I guess from the writer's perspective it makes Dexter look like a cunt so they had to have her try and kill the kids so him murdering her is justifiable.
>>223503359It's a pity she murdered her husband and child because perfect wife material otherwise.
>>223502445>Christine HillThis actress was the hottest woman on tv to me for the longest time
>>223507386The showrunners knew it, too. She had more sexo scenes than any other character.
Did you know in the books that deb is described as having big tits that laguerta makes fun of her for
>>223507538Jennifer Carpenter is cute but they should always cast large breasted characters accurately.
>>223507538Mogged
>>223507538Should have switched casting for her and Julie Benz
I want to lick her all over
>>223502349beautiful woman
>>223508172damn rabblerouser
>>223503359>oh nooo haha don't kidnap me and tie me up mister serial killer man a-a-are you gonna rape me before chopping me up lmao just kidding unlessDo women really have this fantasy
>>223508797yes
>>223501832Deb mogs her in every way possible
>>223507386>>223508172forgot about her desu. she is the hottest in the show.
>>223505431blending in
>>223505431I wouldn't call this baller. It looks like the inside of the police station
I think we're forgetting someone. /tv/ belongs to spicy latinas.
>>223509808Its an oceanfront place with a pool
Niggers ain’t be mentioning Aster no more. the fuck happened ere…
>>223509964In vice city of all places.
>>223509816She's cute not ranks maybe somewhere in the middle
>>223507888her and dexter kissing would be neat
for me it's the Irish nanny and both of Trinitys daughters and cunt.
>>223510967I disagree.But I like latinas. her sex scene was fake as hell though.
deb fluxuated like crazy in the show. sometimes she was really cute even in the later seasons but also a good amount of a time she looked like a tranny, or just uglyI remember in an early season during dexter's wedding she actually has a line saying when she wears a dress she looks like a tranny. early 2000s were truly a different time, imagine getting an actress to say that for the past like 10 years
>>223511895And agree. Trinity daughter was in top 3
>>223512579She was excellent but we hardly got to see any of her.
>>223502601Never, ever make the mistake of believing a woman when she rates female attractiveness. They quite literally don't get it and also sabotage other women's chances unconsciously whenever they can, either by trying to keep potential suitors away or by encouraging them to make dumbass choices that make them less attractive.
member when Dexter was about to kill Yvonne Strahovski and then his dick took over from his brain
>>223512905I'd have done the exact same thing
>>223508797I want to get swallowed alive and digested by an obese giantess so I really can't fault women on their fantasies.
>>223503359I have no memory of her. Is this from the new series?
>>223513140It's Zoey Kruger from season 4 episode 4. She's a police officer who murdered her husband and children but staged it as a gang retaliation.
>>223503359dear GOD she was FUCKING hotliterally a gigastacy in her prime. they even gave her the casual tank top and the yoga pants too. i went feral every time she was on screen
>>223501962>corpse of the woman Doakes was fuckingwho??? what???
>>223507386she was smoking hot, showrunners had damn good tastei will admit though shes a brickwall personality and the twist that it was her who did it was kinda gay
>>223501757Terminal online porn brain.
You can post all the lesser sluts you want but there is only one Blowjob Queen of Miami.
>>223513886Laguerta is unironically A tier. Great MILF body and DSLs
>>223513886They should have kept up the bit with her sexually harassing Dexter
>>223513886I'd lock myself in the trunk of a car in Miami if it meant she'd talk all sweet to me too!
>>223514221They completely dropped that without mention. It would have made season 7 better if they kept it up.
>>223502667That's Lena Headey.
>>223501757Great bait
>>22350175710/10 bait
>>223514242dont forget those doughnuts mamacita
>>223513886>That time she literally cucked the Haitian captain that replaced herI knew she was special after that.
>>223515360>comanduhh
>>223505431He did take pleasure in other things. "He only cares about killing" is something he was psyoped into believing about himself even when it clearly isn't true.
>>223514242I understood this reference
>>223514258I think it was a detail in the first book but then she also died in that one so they had to make up new stuff for her
You now remember Hustle.
>>223515704That's absolutely fair, but Dexter's character development always backslides into his psychopath mask even after it is repeatedly established that he isn't actual a psycho but was groomed to be a serial killer by his father.
>>223507538>Look at you with your big luscious tiddies. Ha ha gross. Ew.
>>223513140>>223513451yeah she was really only in one episode so thats probably why you dont>>223513572This is true, plus her flirting she did with dex>>223513587he was fucking a chick but we never saw her alive, only dead/ in the process of dieing
>>223516369Yeah this is a consequence of inconsistent writing and the show running for 7 seasons, 2 reboots and a prequel. What can you do?
>One little toss of Hannah's pretty blonde hair, and you turn into a fucking moron.Why did everyone but Rita make her so mad?
>>223516906Didn't she set the two of them up initially? Also to be fair Lila and Hannah were in fact both insane.
>>223516906because of all that incestual lust which was so obvious the whole time
>>223516906If we give the writers credit, then Deb was always a great cop, with good instincts. Though she may not have known precisely, she probably sensed that they were killers/criminals. She knew Rita as a domestic abuse victim, and knew she was safe for Dexter.
>>223515891Now I do...
>>223516831You're right and it adds to the camp
>>223503359i like the intern big the big ass
>>223517070oh mummy Murray!>>223517405imagine the braps
>>223517405She was gone too soon just to replace her with some fag
>>223515891This show was very comfy, I liked how normal it was instead of american heist/fraud movies that are always bombastic.
>>223517405For me it was when Masuka went to see his daughter strip.
This asian that shows up once in season 1 is pretty cute too
>>223508172She and his niece were hottest
You may not have liked the character, but she was appropriately hot for a Dexter season, or even above average in that regard
>>223520024I liked her character. She and Kurt Caldwell made New Blood worth watching much more than Harrison.
>>223520024If spinoffs count there is one clear victor.
>>223520024She was alright but got suspicious of Dexter way too fast. People are only likeable when they are oblivious, on his team, or Doakes
>>223520499>prequeleugh kill it quick
>>223520499New Blood and Resurrection are not spinoffs, they are more like seasons 9 and 10 and so on of the main series.
>>223515360This bitch is gross. You probably like Brie Larson too.
>>223521040Is there some kind of Tranny critical mass where you start legit disliking beautiful women out of spite?
>>223521040gross?
>>223521088obviously
>>223501757Most Dexter chicks are hot, the only problem was the apparent casting rule that they must all have mosquito bite tits
>>223512940>obese giantessNot nearly enough of this. You'd think there'd be more overlap in content since it's just big + big
Trailer for Resurrection S2 is out https://youtu.be/nTOf1FIsBcs
>>223521678>almost no HarrisonBased.
>>223521834Harrison had a hot and funny blonde who wanted her pussy eaten all the time and now he's chasing after a literal negress. Generational fumble.
>>223521678pretty hype desu. hasnt been shit to watch in awhile
>>223516906At that point in the story she was unironically in love with him and wanted his cockstill mad at the writers for dropping that plot line
>>223513587she weren't a corpse while he was fucking her
>>223517405Man I need to rewatch this show, there's so much I've forgotten
>>223521678Are all the episodes dropping at once or is it week to week?
>>223522113weekly
>>223522055I don't think she ever really was. Her bitch therapist just convinced her that she was, and Debra had no coherent sense of self so she was vulnerable to that manipulation.
>>223522309Dexter could have smashed
>>223522378never said he couldn't, but in reality they did smash.
>>223520024the native chick with the outrageously huge ass from Resident Alien is better
>>223501962why did they portray Doakes fucking a corpse?
>>223523732It was a different time
>>223509971
>>223523763hmm
