BAAAANE!
Fuck. Spoiler that shit, dude.
>>223501906This could be a big thread
>>223502158For who?
>>223502158
Is this EVER coming out or what? By the time it wraps filming Aidan will be too old to convincingly play CIA...
>>223501906This is a real screenshot from The Dark Knight Rises (2012), dir. Christopher Nolan.
Yeah... you get to bring friends. Let's party.
>Why would someone brawl in the cockpit before trying to crash the plane
>>223502229Sounds like bullshit.
>>223502216BANEBY?
Our Age of Bane... is rising.
>>223501906He didn't say that
>>223501906>Farewell, my archnemesiiiiiis
>>223502249>Pedo?
BLEH?
One call, my plane will flyIt doesn't even matter how hard you tryto bring friends, I planned this flightTo explain in due time, all I knowBane is a masketta manWatch it fly by as the questions bringWatch it count down to the end of the dayThe clock ticks life away, it's so unrealDidn't look out belowToss the hired gun right out the windowTryin' to hold on, d-didn't even knowI wasted them all just to learn where Bane goes
>>223502469[Bane]I kept my face insideAnd even though he asked, the meaning of maskWhat it meant to me will eventually beA memory of a time when I was so bigI was so big and got so farBut in the end, it was very painfulI had to fall to lose my broBut in the end, it was very painful
Baa baa big guy,have you any plan?
>>223502540
>>223502540Of course, of courseLeave one man
>FIRST ONE TO DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF THEIR FRENCH GIRLS GETS TO STAY ON MY OCEAN LINER!
Yo, listen up, here's the storyAbout a maskett guy that lives in a big worldAnd all day and all night and everything he seesIs just big, like him, inside and outsideBig his plane with a blue Dr. Pavel and a big MaskettAnd everything is big for him and himself and everybody around'Cause he ain't got no CIA to listen
>>223502783
>>223502168whom
>>223501906AYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>223502801I'M BIG FOR-A-YOU-CRASH-DA-PLANE
Berg?
>>223502967>Small guys and Mosquitoes first!
>>223502967>You've a big ship
Nice night for a flight
>>223503014Flight day tomorrow. Nothing filed, right?
>>223503036I need your men, your prize, and your passenger plane.
>>223503014Looks like this guy's one of us short of a flightplan
bane
>>223501906>entire second act is CIA trying to climb out of the plane fuselage
>>223502406>And vhy vould I vant zem?
>>223503014>Dr Pavel. Give him to me. Now.
>>223503912
>>223503014>I'll call it in*crashes plane into police station*
>>223503973I was thinking more that the way it's shot is like Bruce Wayne in the hole prison.>when your plane crashes, then you have my permission to die
>>223503014>My men.>They're Italian. You can go masketta, or mercenary.>Dr. Pavel here.>He's brand new, we just got him in. That's a good doctor. You just point him at a reactor, bomb goes wherever you tell him. Anything else?>One of you.>Hey, just what you see pal.
>>223504092>You can't fly good>Wrong
>>223502266Lmao
>>223502783Fucking wonderful. Kek.
>>223501906TRAIN?
>>223501906What's this supposed to be a reference to?
>>223504245
>>223502266>Name?
>>223503973>HELP ME THIS BIG GUY IS EATING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>223504245For me, saar?
>>223504345HE DIDNT CEO SO GOOD
>>223504295KEK
>>223504345>>223504403Lmao
>>223504245>>223504345
>YOU JUST GON SHOOT ME AND THROW ME OUT OF THE PLANE?>SQUEEZE IT HOTHEAD!!!
>>223502168для тeбя
>>223504797if i redeem, will you die?
>>223505074your a big saar
>>223504251When the Japanese attacked the pearl towers on 7/11 cause the slurpee machine was broken.
>>223502244Yes, I also immediately distrust every single news story I read.
>>223505074It would be extremely needful
>>223502469>>223502538This is a linkin park parody for all the zoomers.
Ghislaine?
>almost 15 years of bane posting
>>223502196I thought the « starting the fire » lines were a metaphor that was dumb of me
>>223505310we've all seen the half life video jijisan
If I go crazy then will you still call me CIA?If I'm alive and well, will you be there and break my neck?I'll keep you by my side with my agency's mightMy Big Guy
>>223506220>camera pans over>tiny door that says CIA on it>*laugh track*
>>223506220
>>223506220>>223507060GOOLD?
SHAME?
>>223501906He can't keep getting away with this!
>>223502406DEH?
CIA's got a big crewHe'll loop around the belt, he won't tell you his planHe's got a smug lookHanging out his mouth, he's an agency manYeah, he found a six man crewIn his agency with a plane of fun thingsPavel didn't even say itBut he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you, waitAll the other kids with the pumped-up masksYou better run, better run, outrun my plane
>>223501906Can we get a Stockton Rush edit?
>>223507357>DELTA PRESSURE I’M DOA
That's what he gets for NOT shooting a man before NOT throwing him out of a plane.
>>223504797>Dr. Pradesh, I'm RAW
>>223507072Chappa'i
>>223507451>oh fuck I forgot I mapped L3+R3 to self detonate
>Rain?
>>223507764KEK
>Elaine?
>>223502266that's a big eye
>>223505255For poo
>>223502229Fucking amateur hour over there. Andreas did it without issues.
>>223502229CLIMB INTO THE COCKPIT, HULK HOGANSEND THE PLANE INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN
What if CIA survived though? Batman survived a nuke, why couldn't CIA fly so good?
>>223502168>For who?
>>223507932This one got me.
>>223507941For Ulysses.
Por vous
>>223502967>If I pull that small hat, would you die?!
>>223507976In the comics Batman survived literally falling from orbit, CIA could very well be alive.
>>223507976Someone post CIA saving batman at the last minute whilst declaring "that's why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane"
>>223501906>CONFOUND YOU BANE, RETURN HERE AND REMOVE THIS HAT FROM ME THIS INSTANT!
>>223501906
https://youtu.be/scaalqVFRZY?is=olYU1TiR9mZmcHePI miss fun 4chan
IF BANE KNEW THE FLIGHT PLAN WAS A BLUFF WHY DID HE TELL JUAN OVEAUS TO STAY BEHIND AT THE END EXPLAIN THIS RIGHT NOW NOLAN
>>223508092The guy just endlessly screaming "NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH" for the music in the background always kills meHilarious how many anons are fake shouting not to wake their parents too.
>>223508107If Bane wanted the crash to not be suspicious why did he shoot the Wreckege Brother full of holes?
>>223508092>BANG>aussie chap>teeell me about baaaaaaaaaaaneMy favourite part.
>>223508092The funniest part is that the >for you delivery in this is better than in the actual movie.
This stupid meme has ruined everything else the guy was in for me.
>>223508186Why would this not already be ruined for you.
IF YOUR PAVEL’S BEEN SNATCHED, AND MASTER … PLANS HAVE HATCHED, IT’S BANEIF WORDS YOU GET NONE, FROM A HIRED GUN, IT’S BANEA BIG GUY, A BIG GUY, A BIG GUYYYYY …IT’S BANE
>>223508173>fooorrrr you>*LOUD PLANE BRAP NOISES*
>>223502406Brave
>>223502196>they started the fire but he will be the one to put it out
>>223508053Gotchoo, bro!
>>223507864Youre a big movie star
>>223508275You're a big guy.
>>223508092Oh God. How have I never seen this? >NEHNEHNEH NEHNEHNEH NEHNEH NEHNEHNEH NEHNEHNEHI’m fucking cying. Holy shit.
>>223502196>>223501906imagine the potential"CIA RETURNS" would be guaranteed blockbuster while being completely obsessed over getting revenge, he would become insane and a villain himself.
>>223508226KEK
>>223508293For you, fren!>>223508329He did. His name is Bill Wilson, but his friends call him “Slade.”
>>223508092for me, itshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyTU4-o6O_M
>>223508401Heartwarming.
You're a big guy.
BANEI've come to bargain
>>223508275bale's fucking open mouth batman expressions are so dumb
>>223508682It's a shame that he's a perfect Bruce Wayne but a hilarious Batman
>>223504345Hey I made this kek
>>223508760You're a big creator
>>223502266BRAVO NOLAN
>>223508186Gay?
>>223502196>they didnt expect me in the wreckage
>>223508762For me, for you...for all of us
>>223508762Of poos
>>223501906>I am Bane....Or rather Bane as he should be....
>>223508092>BANG
